Does her ass say “Mrs. Federline” in that second pic?

Anyway, please raise a paper cup of Cristal and Red Bull and join me in a toast to the happy couple.

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Comments (183)
  1. I’m recalling a recent pic on the FugginItUp blogsite. Did Kevin’s wedding posse really wear white tracksuits that read “Pimps” on their backs, or was that the work of Le Photoshop?

    I mean… just…

  2. I saw it too, and I have no doubt that they’re real. I don’t put anything past these people.

  3. mommy, when i grow up i want to wear white track pants to my wedding!

  4. That’s the fanciest sweatsuit ever! I hope she saves it so her daughter can wear it at her wedding!

  5. Wow… they really did it! Just read it on Yahoo! News and had to come here to see the reaction. (I’m a loyal lurker. :D )

  6. jill  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    i was waiting for you to post pictures of this horrid affair! ah…. my day is complete now.

    white trash forever.

  7. she looks cute in the first pic.

  8. you have to be kidding me. doesn’t he wears that EVERYDAY? and yes, her outfit is just that lush right. because that’s a dream wedding. they look happy. and if kevin actually wore clothes instead of bags, he’d be dead pretty.

  9. nooneinparticular  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    OMG, the pimp things…NO they were photoshopped! My husband works in CGI so yeah I could tell it was photoshopped.

  10. Do I even want to know what’s in Kevin’s pants pocket in that second photo?

  11. Sarah  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    Did anybody ever see that movie with Tracey Gold and she wears clothes with fringe and gets in a non-good-health-style relationship with this truck driver? That’s who Kevin Federline looks like. I hope somebody else has seen this movie. Bess Armstrong plays her mother, if that helps. Not like it would.

  12. they’re the new bonnie & clyde, i guess.

    instead of robbing banks, they just make horrible, horrible, horrible clothing decisons.

  13. chris  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    holy…how could you not have an overwhelming desire to know what’s in his pocket? I have my suspicions, but i’m sure the reality is much scarier.

  14. roe luv  |   Posted on Sep 19th, 2004

    Only a real P.I.M.P can *tilt* their hat to the side like that-play on playa

  15. I’m frightened that this couple may someday reproduce.

  16. Don’t believe these clearly photoshopped pics. i have the REAL wedding photo here:

    http://www.optimuscrime.com/2004/09/optimuscrimes-invitation-was-clearly.html

    Ha!

    Me, I’m just amazed that Kev-Fed’s shoe-tongues aren’t hanging out. Dude really cleans up for his wedding, hey?

  17. when did she dye her hair brown again? or did she do that just to one up her little sister?

    and god – i almost hope it does say “mrs. federline” on her ass. because it wouldn’t be a white trash wedding without the “mrs. federline” dress.

  18. I’m glad to see Kev busted out the shoelaces for the big day.

  19. Looks like Brit’s fave cut-offs got a break for the day. But only from her body, as it looks like she loaned them to the wedding guest on the left of the second pic.

    The Spears family is a classic example of the fact that no amount of money can buy class!

  20. I can’t believe she’s wearing white.

  21. Amanda  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    sarah — i think that bess armstrong/ tracey gold movie is called “mother, may i sleep with danger?” or something like that. not that this has anything to do with britney, her excellent dye job or her omnipresent wagging tongue.

  22. Jen W  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    Fancy track suit or no, white pants after Labor Day: there are no words. But then I look at the ring she bought herself and I think, “very cool.”

    Bitch can keep the toaster oven I sent her for her first marriage. I never got a thank you note for that, btw. That’s just like, ugh.

    I’m sorry I don’t have what she has . . .

  23. Word on the street, or at least the Daily News, is that it was CASH BAR at the reception.

    Heavens! The horror! CASH BAR?!?!?!?!?!?

  24. You know, I was watching the new video yesterday, and I couldn’t figure out why she looked so weird.

    Now I’ve worked it out. She wasn’t acne scarred, greasy, sweaty and she actually combed her hair.

    LOOK AT HER HAIR! At least J-Lo cleaned herself up for her wedding. Oh dear Mrs. Federline. I foresee a messy divorce within the next 12 months. Until then, I’m laughing my ass off.

  25. i’m sorry, but kevfed is really hot.

  26. rinxy  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    i thought i read that she wore a strapless white goen and then AFTER they all changed into jumpsuits to go clubbing? hmmm either way Congrats to them! White trash 4 eva!

  27. Puddin'  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    Yes, that says “Mrs. Federline” on her ass. Apparently her track suit, instead of saying “Ho,” to complement her new husband’s track suit that says “Pimp,” says “Mrs. Federline,” and she has the jacket tied around her waist.

    And, alas, Kevin does look pretty cute in that first picture. That doesn’t mean I don’t think he’s a skeezbag, cuz I do, but I have to admit he does look cute in that pic.

  28. See here (http://artiloop.blogspot.com/2004/09/qotw.html) for the best Britney-related statement ever. Ever.

  29. jenny  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    wait a minute…didn’t Madonna start that trend by wearing a “Mrs. Ritchie” shirt? Does Britney have any original ideas or is she just the female version of P. Diddy?

  30. carolina  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    everyone has it wrong here britney track suit says “MRS.FERDALINE” while kevin says “HERS”. the bridesmaids suits say “MAIDS” and the groms men say “PIMPS”. it is also reported that they wedding song was “lights” by journey.. don’t belive me check out this link….http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/233908p-200866c.html

  31. As a potential groom, where can I find this Clockwork Orange wedding-wear?

  32. Mother May I Sleep with Danger? was actually a (AWESOME) Tori Spelling TV movie. Tracy Gold, on the other hand, was in one recently about an alcoholic who bragged to People magazine every few years about how perfect her life was, but then got into a drunk driving accident that severely injured her oldest kid.

  33. eggy  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    this is the picture before the wedding. see what make up can do. ha!

  34. princesscandy111  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    sadly, the “pimps” on the back of the groomsmen jackets are real, I saw is on acess hollywood and Entertainment tonight

  35. cnm72  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    one word —–> PRENUP

    please please pleas lawd… tell me there was a prenup…

  36. Sunchylde  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2004

    They look like they’re more concerned about going to roll or some shit like that…once again I say…pathetic & I hope her career is screwed & Mr. Playa takes all her money…I never heard if she ever did a pre-nup

  37. Iris  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    What, no Uggs??

  38. Norwegian Militairy 19  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Oh my god, she got married??? WTF??? That whore! She will not be married for long I think!!! Haha!

  39. tita  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    o my gud for nå sthykt!!!!!!!!!! at ho kan få nån på kroken e jo bare sjukt!!!!!!!

  40. Hege  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I read that she wore a designer weddingdress, and he wore a tailored suit, so these pictures most be after the wedding..
    Anyways, I know love makes blind, but HELLO!!! He cheated on his pregnant girlfriend, what makes her think he wont do it again?? Always a cheater, always a cheater!!!
    I really hope she wrote a pre-nup or whatever it`s called.. she can`t be so stupid that she gives him a chance to rip off half her money, and he`s most likely to do so I belive…. or can she…. (?)

  41. Hege  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I meant to write ONCE a cheater, always a cheater =0)

  42. Marte  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Britney cheated on Justin, so I guess Britney and Kevin are a match made in hell;D

  43. Andre  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Hehe, that woman is so fucked up in her head that i almost, mark the word, almost feel sorry for her….

  44. ariel  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I love britney jean spears!!!!!!!wathever

  45. why do you care???? let her do what she wants to do!!

  46. merethe  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I LOVE BRITNEY NO MATHER WHAT SHE DOES :) she is just a human being

  47. Katarina  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I like britney…..but she is very blond inside……i`m blont to, but not so!……… koz katarina…from norway…. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY!

  48. katarina with  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! I dont like cristina more then you! klemz katta 12

  49. Hallie  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Britney sucks…………
    She’s a psyko, blond bitch………
    You go Christina=)

  50. Hallie  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Christina bruker iallefall hjernen, imodsettning til Briney…
    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….

  51. Tove  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    oh my gooood….
    i`m so happy for britney :D
    but i just keep on hopening that this wedding will last for ever! and not just 55 houers :p
    keep o singing… beakuse that is something you kan do! lots of love. Tove

  52. linn  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    oh my good! this is tha uglyest cloeds, and she was probaly high! i would never be caut dead whit some thing like that!

  53. sweetpea  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    i’m just still trippin’ off the fact she wore white, I mean really.

  54. christine  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    scott, so do we know if brit brit finally agreed to a prenup or not?

  55. sarah  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Britneys hair looks so slimey. Grossssssssssss!

  56. Whitney  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    Britney is gorgeous, Her Husband and her are precious…all you females need to start hatin’- i mean come on how many of you whores wore white on your wedding day and werent virgins? Its not a big deal, all of you need to grow the fukk up and stop worryin about this!

  57. Anoush  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I don’t think we were worried about her wearing white because she isn’t a virgin..

    ..I think we were more concerned about the Cheeto and ribs stains.

    Or the oily residue that Kevin emits

  58. zipyflavor  |   Posted on Sep 21st, 2004

    I do remember reading in one of the various articles regarding the blessed event that indeed, she did cave into her mother and make him sign a prenup.

  59. lizziej  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2004

    Brit has really gone down hill – trailer park bound for sure.

  60. OMG Anoush! Great one! I love you for that.

  61. andrea  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2004

    I saw on the today show that the guys really did wear sweatsuits that said pimp and their dads wore sweatsuits that said pimp daddy. No lie.
    So watch out for this new wedding trend coming to your local trailer park!

  62. chemeka  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2004

    Does he not look like Justin?

  63. tess  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2004

    I think Kev is way hotter than this lil monkey called Justin. Kev has fine features. He could even be a model and make some cheese so he’ll be able to offer some gifts to his wife instead of always receiving them. By the way, I heard that Justin and Cameron are pretty much over right now. What a coincidence: now that her ex is flying high, “Bonnie & Clyde style” with a fine guy, poor Justin is starting to have second thoughts. Plus, he choose a girl that is only a poor version of Britney: same case of bad acne, same blond hair but Cameron is worst looking than Britney. The girl looks like a dude, scary skinny with a square face. Gosh!!!! So, who’s crying a river now,huh, Justin!!! Karma karma karma…..

  64. tess  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2004

    I think Kev is way hotter than this lil monkey called Justin. Kev has fine features. He could even be a model and make some cheese so he’ll be able to offer some gifts to his wife instead of always receiving them. By the way, I heard that Justin and Cameron are pretty much over right now. What a coincidence: now that her ex is flying high, “Bonnie & Clyde style” with a fine guy, poor Justin is starting to have second thoughts. Plus, he chose a girl that is only a poor version of Britney: same case of bad acne, same blond hair but Cameron is worst looking than Britney. The girl looks like a dude, scary skinny with a square face. Gosh!!!! So, who’s crying a river now,huh, Justin!!! Karma karma karma…..

  65. Dictator of a small nation.  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2004

    Funniest quotes on Brittney..
    …you’re only two gin and tonics away from being the next
    Anna Nicole Smith.
    and
    …You’re only 5 more husbands away from being the next
    Liza Minelle

    My question:
    What do you get another womans babies daddy for a wedding present?

    ohhhh…a white track suit that says..PIMP..and Brittany Spears.

  66. Boo Britney  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2004

    WOW what a hoe!!

  67. Stephanie  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2004

    geez, you guys are such haters. I find it interesting how you guys diss britney but yet still post comments about her. if you really hated britney, you wouldn’t even bother posting a comment, she wouldn’t be worth ur time. it’s a wedding for gods sake, just be happy for her like you would for any other person! dont make her wedding sound like a funeral or something!

  68. balletchic  |   Posted on Sep 24th, 2004

    Everyone should have the right to make their own decisions right or wrong. Just because someone is famous doesn’t mean they aren’t human. I think it would be really overwhelming to never be able to have any privacy and have weirdos going through your trash and camping out in trees outside your window. Give the girl a break!

  69. Andrea  |   Posted on Sep 24th, 2004

    Hey everyone. I wanted to be at her wedding. I think Britney is awesome and I wish her the best of luck with Mr. Federline. For all you haters: just because your life is misreble it doesnt mean you have to be so jealous of the happiness that Mrs.Federline is experinening. Just be happy with you have and do worry about her. Peace love and brown rice.

    Andrea

  70. Danielle  |   Posted on Sep 25th, 2004

    I am really happy for her, but I wish she had of married justin timberlake, they were sooo meant to be together, these two are all wrong. :(

  71. little_devil  |   Posted on Sep 26th, 2004

    hahaha…

    This is lame, Britney S. is nothing but a sad little girl, lost in a big world. And then this slick bastard comes along… haha! He is nothing more than a white trash dancer. OHH, he could have been a model… such bullshit. He`s just another golddigging littel shitface. jez, a f*****g dancer. give me a break… Okay, she made goog move by making him sign the pre-nup, but then again, she hadden even thought about that at all. “OHH, me and Kevin are going to share everything!!” Stupid-stupid. Good thing her mother is such a greedy white-trash-monger!!

    yeah, and one more thing: Everybody is allowed to speak out their opinions on the bloody net. `Tis still a free world…

    Bloody ignorants,
    and me -hehe…

  72. Nikki  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2004

    Britney wore a gown designed by a FILIPINO designer(from the PHILIPPINES), who is now based in Beverly Hills. Her name is Monique Lhuiller… Monique’s family is from CEBU CITY,PHILIPPINES….and is undoubtedly, one of the richest families in our country (PHILIPPINES).Me and the rest of the Filipinos are proud of her. The gown that she wore during her wedding isnt shown above though. :-(

  73. sandy  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2004

    they didnt want a load of press at the wedding in the first place and i think by doing this they have got more press on their back. stupid move!! but congradulations to both of them hope it last longer than the last marriage

  74. martha  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2004

    NO SEAN SAPOS, DEJENLA SER FELIZ

  75. kelz  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2004

    She already is married longer than the previous one. Damn.

  76. Kimber  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2004

    Just for you haters! I do not like B.S. nor do I have any respect for her – I think she is a rich spolied white trash brat and couldnt believe when I heard how she got married! But here are the real pics of the ACTUAL ceremony and it happens to be very beautiful – so if she wants to be white trash AFTER her wedding so be it. Just thought I would share the pics!

    http://www.britneysource.com/pictures/thumbnails.php?album=371

  77. Angela  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2004

    Britney wore a wedding dress that cost $26,000, and the bridesmaid dresses were $4,000. The sweat suits were given out to wear after the wedding when they went out.

  78. Angela  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2004

    Britney wore a wedding dress that cost $26,000, and the bridesmaid dresses were $4,000. The sweat suits were given out to wear after the wedding when they went out.

  79. Angela  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2004

    Britney wore a wedding dress that cost $26,000, and the bridesmaid dresses were $4,000. The sweat suits were given out to wear after the wedding when they went out.

  80. Angela  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2004

    Britney wore a wedding dress that cost $26,000, and the bridesmaid dresses were $4,000. The sweat suits were given out to wear after the wedding when they went out.

  81. Nikki  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    Britney And Kevin are adorable with eachother, I hope they last a long time!

  82. Nikki  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2004

    Britney And Kevin are adorable with eachother, I hope they last a long time!

  83. I think that it is great that didnt care about what every body thought about getting married.Way to go…..I Think people should have alot of respect for Britany she is a succesfull singer and she could have any man she wanted he is tied down woth children with another woman and a new baby .that is hard for any normal person to accept. I think Brittany has grown as a woman. Now she is a step mother to two kids. Honestly and trust is very important. Clearly they are a great couple and I wish them the very best.

  84. Kyndra Saunders  |   Posted on Oct 2nd, 2004

    I seen the inside view of B’s wedding and I thought it was very beautiful I don’t know about y’all but who cares she’s happy and she did it her way! You go girl!

  85. Jesika  |   Posted on Oct 6th, 2004

    Britney is a spontaneous young adult who does’nt always make the best decisions in regards to her life. Getting married was probably not the best thing to do seeing that they have only known eachother a few months. But you know what its her life and at least he signed the prenup. I am only 2 years older than Brit and I just got married sep 20th (which was 2 days after she tied the knot) but I have been with my husband 3 years and have had a chance to make an intelligent decision. If this thing doesnt last then she has to live with the consequences. I just think its sick how many people are jealous of her and hate her. I know that I wouldnt want to be her for all the money in the world because she is a constant target. People, stop hating and grow up! Let the girl alone..HER DECISIONS DO NOT AFFECT YOU IDIOTS!!!

  86. kery  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2004

    she’s cool :D

  87. yadanar  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2004

    I’m the biggest fan of her but this is the second time she got married & it’s not cool y’ll…I don’t like Kev’s character..i think he’s a hole digger.

  88. Natalie  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2004

    I believe Britney Made a choice that is so up 2 her. THe only people who should be judging her is her family in God… WHat differences does it make to u all. Congradulations Britney and Kevin!!!

  89. oh no  |   Posted on Oct 16th, 2004

    Gee! married your dancer. That cheated on his girlfriend for you. What makes you think he is going to be faithful especially running around with your money…I guess….. I would try to be faithful with your money.$$ Is kevin even a father when he is so worried about you. I would love a man that rasies their children. I guess I can only wish the best for you . Its your own world.

  90. Carlz  |   Posted on Oct 17th, 2004

    I’m not obsessed with Britney but seriously, she should be able to have her own life and own wedding without people dropping shit on her door step. Her and Kevin should be able to go on with their life happy, coz thats what it is, THEIR life. And i dont care if they get divorced in the next month or so it’s her life she can do what she god damn wants. i dont get how anyone cant see that. put yourself in her shoes.
    Go Brit and have fun

  91. LLIZ N JO  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2004

    WEE LOVE BRITNEY SHES SO LUSH AND SEXY, TANNNNX. LIZ N JO

  92. Jess  |   Posted on Oct 18th, 2004

    Brit wore the most stunning gown and veil in her inside wedding- a wedding thats been trashed by press who r kicking themeselves that she fooled em and they missed out on millions for printing exclusives. the trackies are an after party wear- not a fucking wedding dress! Comfy is cool. You go Brit- Your sexy with brown hair too!

  93. ania  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2004

    hei heiiiii

  94. britney im so sad knowing that you living the music industry.well good luck………
    im still ur biggest fan…….i love u……
    iloveu…..i love you…..promise to came back
    very soon ok……..keep britney spears pride alive….love ya britney

  95. britney luks gr8 i wish peeps wud jst get outta of her life!!and leave her to get on with it i hope she is happy now

  96. ur all a bunch of losers

  97. Sheri  |   Posted on Oct 26th, 2004

    What is wrong with her? She really screwed up her life and she is to blame. Hope she realizes what she has gotton into.

  98. i think briteny could of leased buy a proper wedding dress. i mean all that money she’s ment to have she could of least brought a couple of 1000 pound dress. come on brit and kev could of least brought a suit like normal people. for some advise don’t go and see briteny in concert cause she mouths it all except 2 songs and when her speaks to you on the piano and she fakes playin’ the piano cause she stands and lets go of the keys and the piano goes on. it was good except for that. good luck wid the wrest of your live, bad desition on the clothess.

  99. Maham Saeed  |   Posted on Oct 31st, 2004

    HI BRITNEY,
    i’m a biggest fan of urs… i luv u ?And i am happy coz u got married and i wish u good luck 4 ur new life.

  100. michelle  |   Posted on Nov 7th, 2004

    i think bitney is awesome and very pretty and talented and she has th right to marry any damn body she wants, so grow up and get a damn life, worry about your unless u don’t got one of your own, so judge your own lives and leave her out of yours….

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