Drudge reveals…
US WEEKLY uncovered ‘documents’ that show Britney Spears’ nuptials to be a ‘faux wedding.’ PEOPLE mag wasted 7 figures for ‘exclusive photos’… done to throw everyone off the case… Developing…
Whoa! Brit, you made me blog over the weekend for a fake wedding? Bitch.
(Thanks Jess for the heads up and for confusing us even more!)
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that’s kind of awesome.
> that’s kind of awesome.
Totally.
If she really did fake her own wedding, then all I can say is, god help her and god help us. I now declare Britney to have NO BUZZ. YAWN. What a pathetic spectacle.
Le Tigre track was cool. Streamed it last night finally.
the best part about the whole fake report is how they ate chicken fingers, crab cakes and hamburgs while music played from the boombox.
that is, if it’s true that it’s fake.
if that really is true then it’s still cool, but not as cool.
damn, could Brit Brit be more cunning than we thought?
Britney did not fake her wedding… saw this on the Today show this morning. They moved the wedding up from a date in October because everyone was finding out about it. The only problem with that was the marriage license wasn’t scheduled to be filed until October. So they had the wedding ceremony over the weekend, but the license won’t be filed until a later date.
yeah i just read that too. britney is not that smart, and they really did have fried chicken.
My money’s on it was “faux.”
Only in our dreams would this really have been her wedding… reality isn’t that sweet!
Or could it be that her mom went apeshit crazy, like she did after Britsypoo’s last wedding, and is now forcing her to recant this wedding as well?
Either way, I don’t really care. This is nothing but light entertainment for me while I do other things.
no one has chicken fingers at their real wedding reception.
Floating around:
She got married earlier because she’s a media whore and wanted to get a Newlywed’s show by this fall.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/22/earlyshow/leisure/celebspot/main644939.shtml
Christ, could she look more desperate in those pics on the CBS site? She’s crawling all over the guy! She’s acting like she’s grateful she got herself a man!
britney spears = evil genius?
i wish she’d fake her own death and disa-spears from the public eye.
Fake or not, the PIMPS and MAIDS sweatsuits were real! there is no hope….
In most states, don’t you have to file a marriage license FIRST and then get married? You file the license, get married, the officiant signs the license and sends it back to the courthouse, in that order. If Britney didn’t file the license first, then the ceremony makes no difference, she will still have to get married again (with a justice of the peace, minister, judge, Joey from friends, whatever).
she hip to this little comments section on Stereogum and just did it to get a rise outta you’s
Maybe she’ll end up on the Surreal Life and catfight Brigette Nielson for Flavor Flav if she doesn’t get Newlyweds.
Oh god…what next? Fake fake pregnancy? Is she giving birth as we speak?
Rolling Stone has some dirt, too:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/6511669/britneyspears?pageid=rs.NewsArchive&rnd=1095876249820&has-player=true&pageregion=mainRegion&version=6.0.12.1040
Rolling Stone has some dirt, too:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/6511669/britneyspears?pageid=rs.NewsArchive&rnd=1095876249820&has-player=true&pageregion=mainRegion&version=6.0.12.1040
rolling stone talks about it too:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/_/id/6511669/britneyspears?pageid=rs.NewsArchive&rnd=1095876249820&has-player=true&pageregion=mainRegion&version=6.0.12.1040
i’m going with the crazy-bitch lynn spears story. i bet she had a freakout session and now they’re covering up their tracks.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6073166/
it sounds sort of legit, but the CNN story said Federline’s 2-year-old daughter wasn’t there because she was at Disneyland that day and if they changed her Disney visit, it would tip the press off. who the hell would be paying attention if the kid planned to go to Disneyland or not? I smell conspiracy.
that bitch.
If Britney masterminded this wedding hoax, she needs to go work for the neocons in the Bush Administration.
It had to be fake because she was not wearing her Ugg boots.
damn… and I was just going to give her credit for being crafty…
look at the ridiculous pics of kev & brit at http://www.britneyspears.com/
it looks like she photoshopped her arm!
and kevin never looks that cleaned up!
look at the ridiculous pics of kev & brit at http://www.britneyspears.com/
it looks like she photoshopped her arm!
and kevin never looks that cleaned up!
I love the ppl that post on this site…you guys are grrrreat!! Gives me a good laugh, no matter what mood I’m in. Thanx guys & chicks ;0P
I love the “Get Well Soon” message on http://www.britneyspears.com from her fans in the Phillipines. Could that they only place where she still has fans?
In California, you don’t have to file your marriage license first. The ceremony’s not necessary, either. All you have to do is sign the license (both of you, of course) and have it signed by someone with the power to officiate a marriage. It’s not hard to become a justice of the peace in this state (I know several, none of whom are priests, rabbis, authority figures or paritcularly religious) and a lot of counties don’t even require that (in San Diego county, you can become “deputy marriage commisioner for a day” for a mere $50–only good for one marriage). Anyway, Britney’s not legal yet, because the marriage only really starts to “count” once the license is filed. This does not mean, however, that the wedding was a sham. It’s actually pretty common for people (especially lazy people) to wait before they file. Now you DO have a limited period of 90 days between the date on the license and the time you file it. So Britney has about 86 days to “lose” the license and dump Kevin like a hot brick. You can do it, Brit!
if she did do this she is very clever. but britney spears clever? i think not
I think Britney is a beautiful entertainer but man is she DUMB. Who the hell marries some jobless, talentless moocher with 2 kids from a girlfriend he never helped? WTF is going on today!
Obviously Britney suffers from a bad case of low self-esteem. I mean, she hasn’t set he standards very high when it comes to men.. Instead she chose to marry a broke dude who already fathered two elligit kids and who only has some pathetic low paid jobs in his resumé: deliver boy, car-washer….She.s so desperate that she even pays him a monthly allowance so he can but some new jeans and some new sneakers at Footlocker. She also agreed on a prenup that is gonna make this average dude a millionaire someday. As soon as he gets tired of fuckin her ass, he’ll heave her and will rush to the bank to receive a couple of hundred grands guaranteed. This is probably gonna be his biggest payday ever.
Obviously Britney suffers from a bad case of low self-esteem. I mean, she hasn’t set her standards very high when it comes to men.. Instead she chose to marry a broke dude who already fathered two elligit kids and who only has some pathetic low paid jobs in his resumé: deliver boy, car-washer….She.s so desperate that she even pays him a monthly allowance so he can but some new jeans and some new sneakers at Footlocker. She also agreed on a prenup that is gonna make this average dude a millionaire someday. As soon as he gets tired of fuckin her ass, he’ll heave her and will rush to the bank to receive a couple of hundred grands guaranteed. This is probably gonna be his biggest payday ever.
Obviously Britney suffers from a bad case of low self-esteem. I mean, she hasn’t set her standards very high when it comes to men.. Instead she chose to marry a broke dude who already fathered two elligit kids and who only has some pathetic low paid jobs in his resumé: deliver boy, car-washer….She’s so desperate to get laid that she even pays him a monthly allowance so he can but some new jeans and some new sneakers at Footlocker. She also agreed on a prenup that is gonna make this average dude a millionaire someday. As soon as he gets tired of fuckin her ass, he’ll heave her and will rush to the bank to receive a couple of hundred grands guaranteed. This is probably gonna be his biggest payday ever.
Obviously Britney suffers from a bad case of low self-esteem. I mean, she hasn’t set her standards very high when it comes to men.. Instead she chose to marry a broke dude who already fathered two elligit kids and who only has some pathetic low paid jobs in his resumé: deliver boy, car-washer….She’s so desperate to get laid that she even pays him a monthly allowance so he can but some new jeans and some new sneakers at Footlocker. She also agreed on a prenup that is gonna make this average dude a millionaire someday. As soon as he gets tired of her, he’ll heave her and will rush to the bank to receive a couple of hundred grands guaranteed. This is probably gonna be his biggest payday ever.
Fake? Not fake? fake=britney? hmmm…i almost don’t care! well, almost…
Was it real or not?!?!?! IF not, I want my money back from People for buying their magazine.
If it was real, Britney is an idiot and has no respect for marriage or for herself.
If it was fake, then it was kinda funny that she pulled a fast-one on everyone. But she still has no respect for marriage or herself.
(weeping quietly ito a wadded-up tracksuit)
Into, rather.
I think that Britney had a right to fake her wedding. Regardless of who she is marrying. Everyone needs to just let it go. If she did fake it she did,if she didnt then she didnt.Does it really make a difference.
Britney is Married – Suprise Wedding
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline pulled a sly one on everyone by saying “I Do” at what was supposed to be an engagement party and not even Brit’s own mother, Lynne, was in on the stunning surprise.
It all happened Saturday night, Sept. 18, 7:30 p.m, at the relatively modest Studio City, Ca. home owned by the tailor, who had custom-made Beverly Hills Pimps and Ho’s jumpsuits for the groom and all the men in the wedding.
Only 20 immediate family members – including Britney’s shocked mom and sister Jamie Lynn. Britney wore a strapless white dress by designer Monique L’Huillier, with long veil and tiara, and she carried a bouquet of pink and white roses. Kevin suited up in black tux. Five bridesmaids and a maid of honor all wore burgundy and carried red roses.
Guests dined on chicken fingers, crab cakes, ribs, Waldorf salad, and the newlyweds danced to Journey’s City by the Bay.
Britney gave Kevin a platinum ring with diamonds, and she got a platinum band.
The actual ceremony lasted but five minutes. “He was crying, she was crying,” a source says. “It was beautiful.”
Britney spears is a Hoe!!the only reason she ‘married’ that loser is because shes knocked up!! all the signs are there, the dying of her hair from blonde to brunette, cause bleaching your hair while you are pregnant isnt good for the unborn child. that bulging stomach of hers, and those pictures of that acne cream on her face, something to do with changing hormones causes her to break out.
now 7 years ago, she was a sweet little innocent 16 year old, now shes that whore that had to copy christina and get dirrty just so that people would listen to her music!!
And she said she was gonna stay a virgin!! hah!!
Britney and Kevin AINT GONNA LAST!! its either he’s gonna leave her in a few years, or maybe even months, so he can get her money!! or shes gonna cheat on him, just like she did to Justin. she is so stupid!! going for that LOSER!! well i guess she had no choice, if she doesnt marry the fag everyones gonna think shes a hoe, BUT WAIT WE ALREADY DO! well i think it was either the bleaching of her hair that made her stupid, or the drinking. I mean we all know what happened the last time she got hammered!
k thor jensen is a nyc homosexual who is such a loser he’s gotta publish his own crappy comics and thinks he’s all that…
dood, give it up your art SUCKS and so do YOU.
homo.
i love her n i wonna kill him he looks like a stupid actor
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