To Whom It May Concern:
Yo, who’s been stealing at my goat? Seriously, not cool. Give it back if you know what’s good for you. Word to your mother, Vanilla Ice
Related: Mary-Kate, please give back my bedskirt (via Ultragrill).
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Man, I totally HATE IT when I’m driving, minding my own business, and then some crazy wallaroo starts attacking my Chrysler. That’s why i always drive with a loaded gun.
Why do MK & Ashley carry 1000 things at all times? They are always overloaded with JUNK. Get that shit out of here.. yo.
Looks like Mary-Kate has been watching too many episodes of the “Cosby Show” on Nick at Nite. She’s trying to copy Denise Huxtable (Lisa Bonet)’s look.
I’m seriously worried. If she puts one more dimebag — I mean, dime — in that purse, it’s going to tip her over.
she looks more like mrs.roper from three’s company.
Maybe Mary-Kate is in disguise?
what’n the hell, bobby? she looks so g’damn cracked out. constantly. what gives?
Damn if I passed some skanky looking girl like that in the village I would throw some spare change in her starbucks.
Word to the Mrs. Roper comment.
I live in southern Florida and the local news ran a story on the runaway goat and “kangaroo” (as they called it) in Port St. Lucie. At first everyone wondered why a kangaroo would be wandering the streets, with a goat, but now I understand. I’d run from Vanilla Ice’s backyard, too.
When she goes into Starbucks, do you think the clerk asks for her name? It’s like, DUH.
She’s starting to dress like Kirstie Alley did as K was getting fat.
But here’s a hint, MK: KIRSTIE DRESSED LIKE THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS FAT!!!
*You* could even wear a pair of jeans. Or fewer than 5 shirts. Kicky!
If Mary Kate did wear clothes that fit her she would look like some bony chick from National Geographic. She would look even more horrible and scare children.
Look, ladies….if you are under 5’5″, DO NOT WEAR LONG SKIRTS! You will only look like a gnome. Leave the long, billowy skirts to the taller girls.
Thank you,
Fashion Police of America
Check out this web site about Mary Kate. It’s a rip off Pac-man called “crack-man” you will die laughing.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/games/olsens_crackman.asp
that aint no bedskirt, thats a fitted sheet! (see the elastic edge?) do i personally have to take you to bb&b?
I doubt she would buy her fitted sheet skirt at bb&b. She has enough money she probably bought it at the home section of Bloomingdale’s or something.
That coffee Mary-Kate is drinking is bigger than her head.
she’s so little!
One of the best pieces of advice I was ever given was “Son…never try to eat anything bigger than your head.”
I wonder if the same goes for drinking, though?
Can’t you people give a talentless billionairess a break?! I personally am delighted to get a shity fourteen dollar and 18 cent residual check every month or so from having written on their LAST (god willing) TV SHOW. What a wonderful three weeks of work that was. Thanks girls! I’m looking forward to the inevitable release of your sex tape.
These goats are retarded.
Yes, Jack: Mr. Show resets revealed.
Next, Senor Van Winkle will start a campaign to legalize tomatoes.
Why didn’t anyone mention that bike that’s going to be crushed by the car in the background of MK?
mwah-ha ha ha
take that u evilstreet vendors tempting me with your bagels with schmear pretzels and nuts 4 nuts?i have my gigantic anti-food turquiose ring which deflects my need for food! bwahahah take that
Somewhere in Southern California Ryan Star is letting her pariot loose and making it say “I’m a rocker, I’ll be a sell out if I sing pop!”
LOL! I’m still getting over that last name
“Van Winkle”
who’s his daddy? “Rip”?
maybe the cousin would be rumplestilskin..
alright enough.
and poor Mary-Kate…I know it’s cold in NY but damn whats up with the comforter??!! LOL
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