A new letter of truth for the new year! Read Mrs. Federline’s latest screed to official fanclub members…
Happy New Years!
1.3.2005
Dear Fans,
A new year is starting and I have so many resolutions. If only I could convince myself to stick to them!
My Christmas was wonderful and I had such a great break. I think I should rephrase myself from my previous letters when I was talking about taking a ?break?. What I meant was I am taking a break from being told what to do. True Masters say it?s cool when you look at someone and don?t know whether they are at work or play since it?s all the same to them. The things I?ve been doing for work lately have been so much fun, because it?s not like work to me anymore. I?ve been even more ?hands on? in my management and the business side of things and I feel more in control than ever.
I just shot a cute video for ?Do Something? that I co-directed. After doing about 20 videos, it gets kind of boring playing the same role, so I chose to work with a young, hungry, director Bille Woodruff. He had no ego whatsoever and the whole process was just so much fun. Oh, his dog was just adorable too.
As much fun as I had, I have to say I was a little disappointed that I still had to convince my record label that making this video was the right thing to do at this time. But, in the end, I think everything came out great. We shot the entire video in a record breaking 5 hours. I even came up with all the choreography and styled the entire shoot myself using Juicy Couture clothing.
Co-directing this video was like an experimental project for me. I feel like being behind the camera is sometimes more satisfying than being in front of it. Working on this video was my first taste into behind the scenes work which I am excited about doing more of in the near future. When a woman directs, I think it just alters the entire feel of the movie, production or play in such a positive way. Speaking of, I?ve been working on writing and hopefully eventually directing a musical which makes fun of the whole Hollywood scene, which is appropriately titled ?Hollywood?.
On a different note, I have a new dog named Lucky and I just bought her a new dresser for her room. Yes, she has a room, which she shares with Bit Bit. For Christmas, they got a baby chandelier to go in it. It?s the cutest thing in the world!
I have to go now because my other dog, Lacy, has been sick for a little while and I need to go give her medicine.
Happy New Year!
Love,
Brit
PS Please remember to watch Jamie Lynn?s new show, Zoey 101, which debuts on Nickelodeon this month!
UPDATE: Apparently these letters are now being posted for EVERYONE, not just fanclub members. WTF Britney? Anyway, the new section is called Britney’s Stream Of Consciousness and it’s located here.
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“Speaking of, I?ve been working on writing and hopefully eventually directing a musical which makes fun of the whole Hollywood scene, which is appropriately titled ?Hollywood?.”
What’s frightening is that given the celebrity soaked way Broadway is nowadays, this could actually happen!
Lordy, lordy! Meta has no meaning anymore.
christ.
Her dogs have their own room? That?s just sad.
Please tell me you made this up. No, wait, don’t. I could never trust you with my humanity again.
Would you like a double order of puke with your sickly sweet nonsense?
oh my god. another dog. can’t wait to see her carrying it around to the trl premiere of her juicy couture video.
Shit, that Lacy dog is always sick. They should put ‘er down.
Anyone else feel she’s following Madonna’s career to a tee?
I feel like we’ve seen this movie before.
I wonder what crap of a video this is gonna be — not that her others were work of art “We shot the entire video in a record breaking 5 hours” i think that says it all… ANd by the way, plugging ur 10 yr old sisters show???
First off to say that Britney got crappy video not really mtv2 chose her as the number 3 biggest video artist of all time. rolling stone magazine chose my prerogative as video of the year toxic was nominated for video of the year at the vma’s she was the only female on that category. I think that her videos are really good if you compare her to any other average main stream artist.
You really can’t say anything Bad about Britney’s videos. They are what have made her career and they are always good. She does seem rather ridiculous but I guess we all know that she’s back! New album in august 05 might not be a big rumor. I’ve always been a fan so I’m excited to see it.
What better way to get tons of press on a new album if she comes back looking super hot again? This could all be some crazy master plan to keep us watching.
whoa, sam… separate your sentences with periods. Also, finish one sentence before going on to another. Yeesh.
“True Masters say it?s cool when you look at someone and don?t know whether they are at work or play since it?s all the same to them.”
Did she learn this tidbit of wisdom from a “cool
fortune cookie?
What is wrong with this girl? Instead of buying doggy chandeliers for their room (WTF!?!), maybe she should shell out on a therapist!
noah=brilliant..aite i gotta say with the musical brit could do it.shes seen it all:exploiting managers, exploiting teens, closted stars, drug addled A listers, gotten propositions from everyone from jenna jameson to mick jagger, prob has seen so many shady ppl and hanger oners and has so much to tell…BRIT HAS LIVED YOU GUYS!!!
do u have the pic or know where i can get the pic of drew barrymore in niagara falls i live there .. i really want to see it
Just what the fuck is a ‘True Master’, is this a kabbalah thing?
why is billie woodruff described as a hungry director? he’s already directed two feature films.
what if britney showed her co director the spike jonze video, “what’s up, fat lip?” and said that she wanted to do something like that.
A dog called Lucky? I wonder if she sings to it.
i just can’t buy this crap anymore. no one can be this sheltered and self-absorbed and oblvious, not even our beloved brit brit. the game has gone too far and i will not take it anymore
Maybe when Brit says Bille Woodruff is “hungry,” what she means is that they couldn’t get him away from the snack table, and that would explain why Brit felt she had to co-direct, cuz Bille was too “hungry” to do it himself.
And Juicy Couture? That is like, so 2003.
i think shes slowly losing her mond and this is all a facade..i mean really now? directing? shes had her crib right now watching Jerry w/ kev rollin a fatty, shes had to of been smokin’ something, she starting to sound like a 10yr old herself..pity.
is there any doubt she’s not writing these letters anymore?
So is 2005 going to be a power struggle between Jive and Ms. Spears? The little line about how she is “a little disappointed” over her record label’s reaction to her video is what I would call a shot across the bow and suggests some bad blood is already boiling. This is not the type of dirty laundry you air in such a public manner.
I’d short Sony if they weren’t already at the bottom of a lengthy trough — no thanks to the lukewarm reception given to Britney’s latest singles. I also predict Leslie Sloan is not going to hang around much longer if this continues.
I found PlayBoy for FREE, absolutely FREE PlayBoy.
http://www.mybelovednet.com/playboy/index.html
If I find something else I’ll inform you.
Best Regards, DVT
Congratulations your a stupid spoiled whore!
Its Single White Britney! Think about it….the Mona Lisa lyrics which could be about Madonna…..the whole taking charge of the career thing….whats next Britt remaking Whose that Girl….Britt doing a coffee table book about sex….Britt naming her first born Lourdes or Roco….all I can say is beware Guy Ritchie….beware any dogs that Madonna may own!!!!!!
True Master, grasshopper?
And if the director is so hungry, perhaps she should share her Cheetos with him.
I heard that Britney got the dog when it was 4 weeks old. I hope she understands that her dog has been taken from its mother too early and if she buyed it in a petshop, its probably one of many from puppymills.
I agree with you, AJ! You can’t say anything bad about britneys videos!
I LOVE HER WORK AND I ALWAYS WILL!!! Britney is a true artist and a great person, you should give her a break!
I agree with you, AJ! You can’t say anything bad about britneys videos!
I LOVE HER WORK AND I ALWAYS WILL!!! Britney is a true artist and a great person, you should give her a break!
I love Britney, peolpe writing shit about her on the internet sholud honestly consider getting A LIFE!! Britney is beautiful and talented, what more is there to ask for?
Um, brains? Integrity? A video with actual production quality? Real music, not some screechy overproduced crap?
This new side to Britney is almost akin to seeing the surprise visit of Mariah Carey on TRL pushing an ice cream cart and performing a delirious and hysterical stretchmark-revealing stripshow in front of the kids.
I wonder if her musical Hollywood is going to be choreographed by Corky St. Claire.
Grimmone…. I love you so so much. And dear god, let’s hope it is.
So, I just listened to “Mona Lisa” and I am trying to figure out why it reminds me of that song by one of the boy bands (backstreet boys, maybe?) where in the video they dress up in goofy halloween costumes.
Um, brains? Integrity? A video with actual production quality? Real music, not some screechy overproduced crap?
Mel, the problem with you is that you think logically. Stop that. Just be mesmerized by the Cheetos and ginsing. Mmmm….Cheetos good.
oh my….
can i kill myself now.britney,go away…
Just thinking is Do Something, Britney’s very late attempt at getting the youth of America out to vote?
I bet the Jive Record heads’ are just cringing in their Armani suits, cringing I tell you.
i think the “mona lisa” muzak sounds suspiciously like a certain ex’s “cry me a river”.
THAT’S RIGHT Y’ALL! WE SHOT THE WHOLE VIDEO IN JUST 5 HOURS, ONE HOUR FOR EACH BRAIN CELL LEFT IN MY HEAD!
old bukowski already wrote it, toots. of course it wasn’t a musical though.
I think that True Master might be Madonna.
Hey, wouldn’t it be awesome if Madonna, Justin Timberlake, and Fred Durst all played themselves in her musical? And if Lindsay Lohan played the fallen Britney. Man, I hope it’s sleazy!
As a side note, my dogs are jealous that her dogs have their own room and a chandelier. I’m sure Britney took ques from Madonna and bought it from PoshTots -
http://www.poshtots.com/pt/home.asp
Click on lighting for the chandeliers.
Don’t you know? That’s where she’ll be purchasing baby riches for her offspring.
Well my dogs have their own wing in one of my barns, and they have an infared heat lamp light, but no chandelier. I guess I better get to work if I want to keep up with the Federlines.
The dogs and her spoiling the dogs are her way of telling KFed that she wants lots of babies or maybe she found out she can’t have kids and so she’ll become the crazy doggie lady rather then the crazy cat lady.
is she running a dog pound over there? how many dogs does she have?
5 counting Kevin, I think.
Hey I have 8, so that means that I am ahead of Britney. YEAH. I am a sucker for strays. So is Britney, that would explain Federloser.
hi jajaja Britney Mery Christmas
Pictures: http://www.panamaparties.com
This is not about you, Beavisoncrack… stop trying to interject yourself into each and every conversation. It’s boorish and tedious.
Dear God,
Would you please send another Tsunami, that will wash Britney and Kevin away forever? While your at it, maybe you can have it carry away that fat cow Starr Jones and her gay husband too.
Amen.
I would still totally fuck that hot piece of ass.
It would take more than a Tsunami to wash away Star Jones and her ego.
I bet she would follow a big mac anywhere though.
SHUT UP! Jesus F’ing Christ, no one gives a flying shit whether you directed a video (which will be typical fodder like the rest) and no one cares whether you *think* you’re going to direct a musical making fun of the ‘Hollywood Scene’ which you yourself are a key figure in! Additionally, I don’t think you’re aware, but you went from cute and cuddly, which was annoying, to dumb and married which somehow is worse and no one thinks you have a single brain cell in your head anymore. Also, you saying y’all all the time is sooooo god damn annoying. I mean, can you please just act like a normal person for once? Honestly, do you think anyone cares that you got another dog and then wasted a wad of cash on a dog chandelier, which probably could have gone to just about anything else (ie: tsunami relief efforts, finding a cure for cancer, buying a pair of shoes to wear in filthy public washrooms, etc.) Anyways, I’m sure deep down you’re a nice person, but please, if you want to be cool and all that jazz, why don’t you buck the trend and just try and be a normal, concerned citizen of planet earth? That is all.
why doesnt she just get her own blog…
seriously… she can post all her little confessions and sell pictures of her dogs in their room
think about it… it would be huge
is it wrong that i love her so much more now? what the hell? why does lacy get her own room? do bit bit and lucky have bunk beds? trundle beds? dude, velour sweatsuits are so IN. by hungry director she means at the craft service table a lot right? im making a bet that she has the next neverlandish ranch but for small dogs instead of small boys.
Do you think that she got a kick back from Juicy for mentioning them in her “letter?”
I use to hate Brit when she was trying to be a role model for young girls. The new train wreck, chain smoking, red bull downing, don’t give a fuck, marry your white trash dancer is sooo much more fun!!!!!!
Hey Pippin cat it’s a fucking message board not english class. My name isn’t Sam and “Yeesh” isn’t even a word. That was just a quick thought I had sorry I didn’t get my mommy to spell and grammar check my posts like you do. Btw, whoever said that “Juicy Couture” was sooo 2003, where the fuck have you been? Juicy did all the of the clothes for Lohan in “Mean Girls”, plus you can see just about every celebrity (women at least) wearing juicy sweatsuits everywhere.
I agree with Chris, crazy Britney is way more exciting. All I need now for 2005 is for Aaron Carter to marry Paris Hilton and then become a gay crackwhore prostitute……yea I think that would do it. Maybe have Linsay Lohan do some perfume or something to copy Brit and Paris some more too.
AJ – Here in NYC, the only people still wearing Juicy are from New Jersey. Juicy really was dead in 2003. Sorry, if any celebrity women are wearing it now…that are definately B-list or worse. The fact that Britney still wears it only supports this.
Thanks for the lesson Paul, god how New Jersey of me.
And I don’t think I’d call Lindsay Lohan B-list considering that she gets paid almost more than Julia Roberts at this point. Plus Britney’s last Albu, although making less than her previous ones was still a big sucess. I wouldn’t consider that b-list.
What’s with the sudden explosion of stories today that Britney wants to go to college and become a forensics investigator a la C.S.I.?
I live in Manhattan and still see people wearing trucker hats. They better be from New Jersey!!!!
Personally, I think that if she thinks so highly of these little “letter(s) of truth” (“like omfg, k dawg’s tired of hearing me talk… I know, I’ll post a letter on my website, and I’ll call it “The Letter of Truth.” Yeah… that sounds good! And it’ll look like I give a squat!”), she really does need a blog of her own. Although, the only reason why it would be insanely popular would be because everyone tunes in to rip her stupid little posts to shreds. But who knows, maybe it’ll be good for her to have people saying all these things to her face – I think it would help her realize that the things she’s doing…. isn’t exactly “normal”, even for an A list celebrity (not that she is, but still). And maybe she can make some money off of a little “xanga” blog or some such. I mean, come on, shouldn’t EACH of those dogs have their own room – it’s only fair to Lucky and Bit Bit.
shut the fuck up AJ get off the comment strip you undersexed unemployed lard ass…take your 2002 Us Weeklys and your sense of conviction to another blog you annoying shit!
Juicy, Schmuicy. Windsong, now *that’s* a good whore perfume.
Sorry to offend I really didn’t think I was picking a fight. Jesus no need for all that. By the way I am happily employed and far from a lard ass. Funny how you thought you could make assumtions about my weight and job from a comment that had nothing to do with them.
put a P between the m and the t. Otherwise some shallow ass will correct my grammar again.
what is up with her skin? she looks like she never wipes her makeup off before bed. constant undereye circles. its not like she cant afford the products -heck she can get someone else to do it for her. make kevin pay for his keep. i know its shallow but oh well.
Two words Brit, Brit: Basic Grammar. Obviously, the private tutors couldn’t interest you in learning the fundamentals of the English language. What a shame, indeed. Is is possible to actually write a musical when one is oblivious to coherent verse? Sure, it worked in “Taming of the Shrew” (Shakespeare, my dear) and “My Fair Lady” but poor manners transformed into eloquence was the point of said productions. You, Ms. Spears, seem little more than a hillbilly in Hollywood; reminds me of Anna Nicole.
Oh, and what “True Master” reverts to using slang, Y’all?
Jesus christ, her dog lives better than I do.
“I can’t seem to forget you . . . [man forging iron] . .from the first time I ever met you. . . I can’t seem to forget youuuuuu . . . your windsong stays on my mind”
Of course she is starting to direct. She can’t sing so she better be good at something else!
I love how they put a cutesy pic of the her at (what looks like no older than) 18 on the stream of consciousness page. Who do they think they are fooling?
I do not see how you guys can disrespect a virgin like that?
I still maintain that BS does not have the sense not to sleep and root in her own white trash S. That makes her a self absorbed, filthy animal.
See … and we wonder why people hate Americans. THIS is why. Britney Spears buying expensive shit for her dogs. I wonder if she’s given anything to the tsunami victims.
there’s no fucking way that dumb shit blonde scribed her update. she’s more stupid than a bucket of hair.
Aww, yeaa… You know why Mrs. Federline chose this “young, hungry, director Bille Woodruff” with “no ego whatsoever”? Because this means that Brit was basically able to run the show, so to speak, and use Bille Boy as a human shield to hide behind in the unfortunate event that the shyt were to hit the fan. That way, if by some miracle, this video is actually good, she can take all the credit. And if not, Mr. Woodruff may be forced to sell his adorable dog to make ends meet. :’(
hey
i think everyone who is dissing brit needs to stop. she is still a role model for me. i think its cute that she has a room for her pets. i will have a room for my pets when i move out of my house. brit keep doing what your doing, i think its graet.
hey, i am brit’s #1 fan and i love her songs and her vedios. if britnry reads this i want you to know that i love your work and to keep doing what your doing and i want to be like you when i get older. i am 15 almos 16 years old and i wiil love everything you do till i die. please write me back on here if you read this because i would like to know what you think about my comment and i wrote one comment on here and my name is ashley. it should be the one above this one. i wish you and justin stayed together but kevin is cute to. i think you made a wise desission about marring him because he looks good and you need someone who will treat you good. i think you will be a great stepmother too.
your #1 fan,
ashley
christine you are sad because it is ok to have a room for your pet if you care about your pet like she does. i love animals and if i had a dog i would have its own room. so if you don’t have anything to say nice then don’t say anything at all. GOT THAT!!
Britney’s #1fan, you have GOT to be kidding me… lol
I love you Brit, don’t pay attentions to da hype!
she is a lting Jack ass who I really wish would understand we need a break from her…Go AWAY BRITNEY
hey kent you need to not be on this web sit if your going to write stupied stuff. O.K. you need some help. so next time go to eminem’s sit or someone else.
Bille Woodruff a “young, hungry” director? Not only is Britney Spears a patronizing git, she’s misinformed. Bille Woodruff has been directing videos for a decade now. I seriously doubt he’s even starving, much less “hungry.”
hey foxy,
what are you talking about.
hey foxy,
what are you talking about.
hey foxy,
what are you talking about.
I wonder if her dog Lucky is “a star who cry, cry cries in her lonely heart”? What’s sadder is that Britney names her dog after a nickname her anti-fans came up with for her (BitBit)? She can’t be THAT stunned…?
“Like, tee hee, I’m getting really, like, tired of blowing my manager, so, like, I’m going to do things myself, y’all!”
By the by, Britney’s #1 fan, I’m sending you my dry-cleaning bill because your little fan letter (and I can just hear the squealing) made me choke up my lunch all over my lap. Are you an adolescent whore as well, or just braindead?
I am soo fed up of ppl slagging off Britney!!! she is amazing and has been one of the bestest selling artists within the last 5 years. No one who has said a bad word bout her couldnt even dream of being as successful as britney!!! it all comes down to jealous!!! She is beautiful, sexy and has a great voice!!! Her new video rockz!!! she is without a doubt the most inspiring woman alive today!!
If you are inspired by that, then you are completely useless to society.
INMATE if u take time out to come on a website to slag a person off u r pretty sad!!! get over urself!!! u r jealous of britney and me so get over urself!!! Britney Rockz and u could only dream of being half as good as her!!!
Laura why dont you learn how to spell first, then you can sit and write messages on Britneys website, since you are the only dumbass who likes her.
Oh and yes, my dream is to be married and divorced twice before the age of 25. Im sooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous. Your probably a loose skank just like her.
Inmate – HOW DARE U SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT BOTH LAURA AND BRITNEY!! u no neither of them therefore u hav no rite 2 slag off either of them – i suggest u get a life pretty soon and stop slaggin off ppl that rele hav nuthin 2 do with ur day 2 day life – think bout it wat hav either of them eva dun 2 u?!