Avril ‘n Paris? What do you suppose they talk about, aside from the fact that Paris fucked her boyfriend? (Photo via Golden Fiddle.)

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Comments (46)
  1. Nate  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    perhaps they’re talking about how their union will bring about the end of all existence?

  2. carlie  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    Paris’ glass eye. On another board, someone is claiming that Paris’ one weird eye is the result of Nicky poking it out with a pencil when she was nine. Kinda makes you wonder if it’s true, doesn’t it?:)

  3. “Avril n’ Paris”, isn’t there a Count Bassie song about that?

  4. Nicole  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    Loves it

  5. kelly  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    “that’s hot, eh”

    oh, lordy that had me laughing for a good long while. nice one.

  6. Paris fan  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    Paris never hangs out with Nicole. Ever. I don’t know if they are still BFF because they are never together except for their TV show.

  7. SO FUCKING PUNK!!

  8. fucked her fiancee.

  9. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    Avril is getting slut tips from Paris.

  10. allen  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    maybe they will take a hint from the O.C. and the next picture we see will be some hot girl on girl cheek kissing

  11. tess  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I just don’t get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don’t they know the words JEALOUSY, BETRAYAl,LOYALTY,HONOR?
    It’s like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay’s spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer…and now she’s been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with …Wilmer. It’s a shame. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn’t she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds…man. It’s really sad!!

  12. tess  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I just don’t get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don’t they know the words JEALOUSY, BETRAYAl,LOYALTY,HONOR?
    It’s like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay’s spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer…and now she’s been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with …Wilmer. It’s a shame. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn’t she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds…man. It’s really sad!!

  13. tess  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I just don’t get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don’t they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
    It’s like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay’s spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer…and now she’s been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with …Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn’t she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds…man. It’s really sad!!

  14. chels  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    *barf* I have this love-hate relationship with Avril… A guy in my dorm went to highschool in Napanee with her. He had pictures of her in his year book and everything. He said she was this huge goodie-2-shoe prep who sang Shania Twain at talent shows. Then she hits mainstream as this angry hardcore punk… I hate posers, so I hated her. But she IS a fellow Canadian and over the past couple years I’ve developed respect for her. But seeing her out with a speedbag like that Hilton whore makes all that progress seem verrrry trivial. AND – Since when is Avril blonde!? Funny thing – seeing as she used to rip on all the “blonde pop tarts” and now; not only does she appear to be representing that quite well, but she also has one on her arm….

  15. I hate it when she/they/you/anyone refer to Avril as punk. If my mom wears black pants and dark eyeliner, is she punk? Alternative and punk radio stations would laugh at an Avril request. I do think she’s a talented singer/songwriter… If she avoids the “motherfucker” bug that Britney caught, she has a future… Hanging out with Paris Hilton, albeit hot, can’t be the sign of a bright future..

  16. and I know I left the door WIDE OPEN when I asked if my mom in black pants and eyeliner are punk…

  17. tess  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I just don’t get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don’t they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
    It’s like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay’s spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer…and now she’s been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with …Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn’t she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds…man. It’s really sad!!

  18. tess  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I just don’t get it. Why do two girls who shared the same boyfriend hang out together. I mean, don’t they know the words JEALOUSY or BETRAYAL?
    It’s like Ashlee Simpson. A few weeks ago she was seen partying out and having dinners with Lindsay Lohan. It looked like she was trying to lift up Lindsay’s spirits after her bad break up with Wilmer…and now she’s been seen all around town cuddling and flirting with …Wilmer. How could she do this to a so-called friend?Doesn’t she think about the pain Lindsay could go through after seing pictures of them looking like lovebirds…man. It’s really sad!!

  19. NORTH  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    re: Canada

    yeah we have much love for you way out west in Vancouver too!

  20. What are the words JEALOUSY and BETRAYAL????

  21. thehumancoma  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    damn… i was ready to say something about chris’s mom but then he had to add something. so forget it. you’re mom’s ok in my books

  22. Jackie  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    I honestly think that celebrities don’t feel anykind of emotion.

  23. Julie  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    why is everyone hanging out with Paris all the sudden?

    and I think Avril looks better blonde.

  24. madskrillz  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    Avril doesn’t write her own songs.

  25. Daven  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    hyprocrite Avril…fucking fake in every way too..

  26. booboo  |   Posted on Feb 18th, 2005

    who is fake and why is she fucking him (her?) now too?

  27. 2 things I noticed:
    1. Avril looks tall, Paris looks short (5’1 vs 5’8, huh?)
    2. Paris, cut down on those cheesburgers sweetie, no size 4 girl looks like THAT!

    Stereogum, Australia loves you! :D

  28. aussie04  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2005

    Avril and Paris, now that’s just bloody ridiculous..

  29. niki  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2005

    where is kelly osbourne?

  30. biach  |   Posted on Feb 19th, 2005

    “2. Paris, cut down on those cheesburgers sweetie, no size 4 girl looks like THAT!”

    Daaaamn. You are a harsh Australian. Paris looks like a size 4 to me (wait an USA size 4 is a Australian size 2 no?) and she shouldn’t get any skinnier– she’s creepy enough as is.

    And the height thing? It’s called perspective. You know, the thing that most medieval paintings were lacking? Things closer appear larger?

  31. http://66.40.38.42/ never put your numbers into a cellphone,unless you want it to be phreaked

  32. shari  |   Posted on Feb 20th, 2005

    Almost every number I tried the voicemail was full. The one that said “mom” -the answering machine came on and said “you have reached the home of the Hiltons.” I wanted Eminem to answer!

  33. David Lee Clay  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    For Tess , what is wrong with people being friends even if they have dated the same person? My mom and my step-dad’s ex wife have been friends for quite a few years. While my step-dad passed away in 1997 or 1998, they are still friends. Do not see each other very often now but are still friends. I also am tired of people knocking Paris Hilton. While it is true that Paris parties way too much and while I do not drink and have not drank in over six years, I am not judging Paris. Ashlee Simpson is ok in my books too. As for Nicole Richey, Paris is a lot cooler than Nicole Richey is. As for the rumor about Paris Hilton’s eye , I have no idea what is being refered to but am sure it is pure gossip and speculation. Lyonel Richie’s music has always been over rated too. Nicole Richey is ok ,but, like Lyonel is over rated. It is Paris Hilton that is why The Simple Life is a hit! For Paris ,if, she reads this, you go girl. I hope Paris dumps her new boyfriend but only time will tell on that relationship.

  34. Travis  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    ok…what happened to the Paris Hilton cell phone hack link posted on earlier? Hmm..seems like the Secret Service agents have already contacted Stereogum….

  35. Karma return is a motherfucker, or so I’d like to believe. Some people get their karma return slowly, some quickly. It’s safe to say that poor Paris is getting “rapid refund” karma instead of having to fill out a reglar 1040 form. She’s never really been one to want to wait on anything. Now, she has single-handedly fucked up the lives of everyone that knows her, at least temporarily.

    Imagine the droves of celebrities dropping their Sidekick service as a result of this. Imagine people switching away from T-Mobile altogether as a result of security concerns.

    This is the nastiest hack ever. Nobody wants to admit it, but this is just fucking sick. Everyone got hurt on this one. Whoever you are that hacked the planet, congratulations on making everyone feel a little less safe than they did yesterday.

    And if you own a Sidekick, here’s news: fix your fucking settings so that it doesn’t auto-update to the web. I know you’re a busy celebrity and all but seriously — try and get a LITTLE tech savvy??

  36. normal  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    I hope the size 4 comment was a joke. I think a size 4 would hang off of Paris’ skeletal figure.

    Speaking of skeletal… Avril’s teeny boney arm/shoulder makes her look emaciated. Was she always that freaky skinny?

  37. sweetpea  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    is it me or does Paris looked like she gained a pound or two?( empahasic on pound or two) or maybe it’s the camera either way she looks alright for a change minus the bloomers hangin’ out the front. I hope avril isnt hangin’ onto that whole ‘punk’ phase..which she never was in the first place..ah theyre probably talkin’ about a quiet spot to go yak up whatever they ate that day…..how hot is that…

  38. sweetpea  |   Posted on Feb 21st, 2005

    okay, maybe this ALL a big prank, but if you go to gorrilamask.net supposably there’s some nude pics, and links to some prank calls. The scoop on the site is someone hacked into Paris’s phone and got a hold of her phone book & some pics..I’m really tempted to think theyre fake because her tits look alot bigger to me, and they cant possibly be that big..I know some people can tell the fake online crap from the real so clue me in…

  39. say what you want about either of them, but it’s cool that they can be friends considering paris is avril’s boyfriend’s ex.

  40. how soon until scott links to this?

    “hey. i posted paris hiltons address book on my bands site. http://www.myvictoria.net

    paris hilton’s address book? fo rizzle! i called lidsay lohan and the message is a repeated “i’m a whore” burrp! x 3.

    the work of a prankster?

  41. dude, we all totally know that chicks only talk about sex. studies found that girls can’t go more than 5 seconds without thinking about it.

  42. sweetpea  |   Posted on Feb 22nd, 2005

    well, well it seems it’s true about the infamous hacked phone belonging to Paris..leave it to media outlets that are supposed to be reporting real news to air THAT…maybe theyre hoping after hearing about hiltongate 05′ people will stick around for the regular news..like jessica alba says she’s no longer sleeping around…where do they find this stuff!!

  43. Laura  |   Posted on May 12th, 2005

    I live a few minutes away from Crapanee… some of Avril’s ex-highschool ‘buddies’ told me there was some sketchy naked girl-on-girl partying done by her. …. and someone has it on video…..???!
    although if it existed, it would have been all over by now, right? but if someone holding out til the sweetest moment EVER, then she WILL have something else in common with Paris. other than being a ho bag.

  44. Tyler  |   Posted on Oct 24th, 2005

    whats up with paris she sucks!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Betsy Markum  |   Posted on Feb 15th, 2006

    I can’t believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $18121. Isn’t that crazy!

  46. aa paris i wana do you hard like it said while

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