Every Wednesday it’s the same thing. I wanna watch West Wing, but lose out to Eliza and her America’s Next Top Model. Fortunately last night’s episode contained a truly historic moment in reality TV. Janice Dickinson almost killed someone.
Poor Rebecca collapsed just as the judges began dishing out the constructive bitchicism. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell backwards like a board.
Top Model = Fear Factor for hotties with low self esteem. Next week: Miss Tyra forcefeeds Kahlen until she passes out.
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That Janice person is annoying. She’s a prime example of someone who shouldn’t be famous. Thankfully, she isn’t that famous.
No Andrew. Janice is AWESOME! There is never enough of her.
Rebecca totally took The Nestea Plunge© onto that hardwood floor. I completely forgot that something shocking was going to happen, and there was no teaser then commercial as you would expect– ANTM actually surprised me. YAY!
And shut the shelves on Michelle already. God, im really sick of her.
best. animated gif. ever.
that one chick behind “intense eyes” looks as if she’s gonna hurl
Can’t. Stop. Watching. It.
I’m really addicted to this show. I’m hoping that Rebecca will be gone soon. Her personality and her looks are way too head cheerleader mid western corn fed girl to me. I so wanted to smack her when she won the challenge last night.
I was sorry to see Sarah go. I thought she had a far more high fashion model look then Britney, I loved it when Tyra told Britney her foundation was too much!
Agreed, that is a fantastic animated gif.
Didn’t see the show – did they determine what made her faint? And if not, can we make something up?
re: Noah and the Nestea Plunge. LOL.
I am definitely in the can’t-stop-watching-this-gif camp. What was the final bitchism that put her over the edge? I’m guessing the cause of the faint was low blood sugar, ie no food.
great gif!
I laughed SO hard, then Dave gave me the stare-down, said it wasn’t funny and that I was mean.
I continued to laugh through the entire commercial break.
i wonder how legit this ‘pre-existing medical condition’ is or if the fainting was really the byproduct of subsisting on cotton balls soaked in orange juice and cigarettes for 3 days
Hi Corin!
No offence, but I had more fun watching coked up Whoever Baldwin every episode of Celebrity Fit Club. *That* was a crash-and-burn that made made me feel good all over.
we don´t have this season yet here in Brazil, but i can wait to watch! That gif was realy funy! must be a eating disorder or something that made her colapse.
That’s what happens when you DON’T EAT, you under-fed nitwit!! Hope she hit the back of her head so hard, it knocked a little sense into it…
I thought that when people fainted they fell foward, not backwards.
So are we to assume that no one came to her aid — they just popped the eyeballs out of their skulls in sympathy!
the final image of her laying there all by her lonesome, model stick-legs safely in the background, is simply hilarious…..
Were are the “plus size” girls this season!? Last season it was Tocha and the season before that it was Anna.
Rebecca looks like Shandi from two seasons ago’s popular head cheerleader sister.
So hooked on this show as well. How freaky were those eyeballs?
Next week the catfights begin!
How about when Tyra goes, “How many of you were scared?” in her little mommy voice and all the girls raise their hands. What’s wrong with Tyra? What kind of stupid question was that??? Did anyone else catch that?
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I’ve never heard of anyone fainting backwards. I was diagnosed with syncope a few years back and as someone who spends too much time passed out on the foor, I’d know
Generally you either fall forwards or collapse. Not saying it’s not impossible, but still.
I’m addicted. My prediction: Britney will go on to own her own Porn Production company. Tiffany will end up kicking the shit out of Naomi Cambell on a runway in Paris. And no one will ever look as “fierce” as Brandi while uttering the phrase “Would you like fries with that?”
I think it’s fake. I once heard that when people faint, they almost always faint in the other direction, so that they land on their face.
Maybe the highheels had something to do with falling backwards?
I have only seen fainters fall foreward.
Reminds me of a study about passing out, something about booze back and beer forward.
It wasn’t the hunger or the lights. it was of her own damn claculation. NO ONE faints backwards. Fainting backwards has always been a made for TV thing. Ankles and knees will buckle when you faint, so you will almost certainly go forward or at best, slightly backwards on top of your crumpled legs.
omg ur r all so mean she has a diasease that comes back like every 5 years that makes her faint!!! i think she was gr8 last night so w.e. and u in brazil u r missin so much good t.v.
have u ever seen on all reality tv shows everyone falls backward and someone catchedsthem from behind i have never senn anyone fall forward i think that iulvey rock
She probably locked her knees, which can make you pass out and sometimes you fall backwards.
Did anyone notice how when she was released from the hospital and got into the car, she was still wearing her hospital gown? What, they didn’t give her her clothes back? The producers must have told her to keep the gown on for effect (or she really wanted to emphasize that she’d had a Medical Emergency).
damn… I always miss the good parts
guess it would help if I were to give into pop culture and get a television
there was one contestant on the premiere episode of this season who was supposed to be “plus size” but she looked like a size 6 tops.
also, i am madly in love w/ naima the mohawked one. what a fox.
and hello, i think everyone already knew michelle (the wrestler who went platinum blonde) was gay. either that or i’m just one astute latent lesbian.
Momments like last night make me thank god for TiVo. They should keep a medic on tap. My fav was Nole and his pussy dog screaming…”call the police!” ..maybe one of the girls poisoned her!
i love naima, too!!!! i hope she wins
God, I had to call people to TIVO this for me because I forgot to set it up.
Awesome. The best part was when the camera angle was changed after commercial break and you saw her eyes roll up before passing out – like in your gif.
And I love Angie Dickinson. She’s Simon Cowell with alot more attitude and less tact when it comes to judging these girls. Come on, it’s a contest on external looks and modelling – are people expecting someone to be nice?
(sayeth the fat girl Mandelion here who still loves the show)
I love Angie Dickinson too! She was on the show? Now I’m really sorry to have missed it.
It wasn’t Janice who made her faint, it was the guest judge lady, who was just getting into why Rebecca’s walk down the isle in the potato sack wasn’t ‘couture gown’ good enough. What a great way to completely change the subject!!
A girl in college with me fainted backwards in a furniture-rich room onto a very hard floor with a rather terrifying thud when we were in first year. There was that distinctive slow-motion moment of silence. Though someone should have gone to her aid, checked she hadn’t swallowed tongue, etc, all I remember is the whole class pissing themselves laughing. We were studying fashion at the time. Maybe the backwards faint exists only in fashion-related situations…
By the way, let’s be honest — NONE of these girls is ever going to walk a Chanel runway, EVER. It’s all mildly diverting fun, but the reality is they’re all the wrong shape, most are overweight (for real models), and are any of them even close to 14?… The only girl who could have made it was the intelligent, non-Bible-bashing one in season 1 with the short hair (Elise?). She could have been a model. Everyone else looks like a Mattel prototype. So maybe they could feature in a St. John Knits show at Nordstrom or something….
Did anyone else find Tyra’s reaction absolutely redonkulous? Tyra’s all feigning like she cares.. “Who’s scared…” (raises hand and prompts rest of the group to do so). After about two seconds, she’s like, OKAY let’s go on destroying your self image!
KillianK, Elyse DID ‘make it’ she’s a quasi-celebrity in Hong Hong. She documents her adventures via livejounral – http://www.livejournal.com/users/elysesewell/
Love this show!! Janice is great.
Heard from a reliable source that last years winner
Eva is Missy Elliots new girl toy…but they won’t go public ( don’t want anyone to know). They both think it will hurt their careers if people find out they are lesbians.
You know, I always thought that Missy was a lesbian… and that Eva too. She and Anne had a major sapphic vibe going on. (I still think that Yaya should have won that one, though).
Of course I missed the show last night, but when I heard about the girl fainting, I thought it was the one that Tyra said looked like clone of Janice. It was hilarious the way that Janice was so insulted to be compared to one of the girls… you just knew that she’d be ripping into this girl the whole time. Too bad it wasn’t her…
I have never and will never watch this show. That being said…say what you want to, but Janice Dickinson is a COOL lady, promise she is. Not surprised she comes across like a hooey on the show — that’s the job, right? I’m just glad she’s still kicking around.
Trust me a, even though american tv shows are realy great, we have stuff going on our tv that you can´t imagine.its very harcore.
For the record, you can fall backwards when you faint. After losing a bit too much blood a bunch of years back, I passed out and fell flat on my back.
Elyse from the first season is a top model! She is HUGE in Europe, google her.
The best part was that everyone there was so insecure they didnt know how to deal with the whole thing. . they all just saw this body on the floor and stared at it until a guy from the crew went to check on her . . it was hysterical. . . all the models took a step back and all the judges just looked at each other i thought the rat dog would be the only one to check on her.
a person can fall backwards when they faint. i’ve seen mother faint that way…
i’m glad to know i wasn’t the only one who watched her eyes roll over and over with tivo. it was cool! try eating!!
I don’t know how these things go on a national level, but ANTM is on an hour before West Wing here, so you can watch both. Just sounds like you’re afraid to admit you dig the ANTM.
Sorry, buts that?s a CLASSIC seizure.
I?ve known 2 people in my life who had them.
They happen about every month or so NOT every 7 years like the girl claimed!!!
They basically fall backwards and they?re okay after an hour or so?.
It looked like she was having some sort of seizure not fainting. which would explain why she fell backwards and was so stiff, as in her muscles were convulsing???
scott,
the last frame of that gif needs to be made into a sticker/mug/t-shirt/bib/truckerhat/panties/mousepad, etc… for stereogum, now.
No fair, I’m still on series 3 of ANTM! They have a crappy British version on as well now, not as good bitchings though.
yeah.. that was… bizarro. i considered watching it again on the UPN rerun. .
Where can I find this gif of the model fainting? If it’s on this page, I can’t find it.
Thanks.
This show is so hilarious. I’m an addict too. I mean, it’s crazy how pathetic and funny those wannabes are. I can’t get over that episode where Brandy cries in front of the mirror after getting her hair shaved bald and says “How am I supposed to go back to my boyfriend with my hair like this? He’ll never take me back”
Plus the eliminations are must-see TV moments. Seing them crying, praying together and stuff like it was some life & death situation. Seems like they really want it bad. Tiffany’s line “It would have been a nice change to go from hustling to modelling” is a classic…
Rebecca’s cute but she looks way too “all-american”. She reminds me this blonde actress on 24: Elisha Cuthbert. Her “stereotypical” look would be perfect for a TV career in one of those annoying teenage WB dramas. She looks like one of those B-list actresses.
I was disappointed to see Sarah go. Even if she couln’t pose or walk , she still had amazing features. Looks are everything in this business so I don’t understand why they gave her the boot so early and kept the “Porn princess” instead.
Janice is funny.I mean, the ol’ lady is obviously as crazy as she was back in the days. She won’t give up on her endless self-proclaiming “World”s first supermodel” campaign. Addicted to Botox, booze.. etc..seems like aging won’t calm her down.
im just glad Janice quit proclaiming herself as the worlds’s first supermodels. Great way to throw your age out there hun. She looks a hot mess! As far the fainting chick, i’ve never seen anyone faint backwards either, I’ve fainted during a choir performance, but that’s more like collapsing not falling backwards. The wrestler chick who they made blonde had lesbian written all over her..c’mon now. It’s just really tacky how 2 of the girls were talking about her behind her back like she had some ailment, and then the ones who came up to her asking her about it. i mean, for what? that’s her damn personal business. anyway bring on the cat fights!
I passed out from the stomach flu a while back, and in my life i’ve passed out 3 times. each time i woke up on my back. it’s natural for some people, i guess. but she definitely needs to eat!!!!!!!!
i think they all need to eat. i also think that sarah should have stayed, she had a lot of natural beauty, unlike the others that look like bratz dolls and what not. very unconventional. the show is messed up, but a riot to watch.
She has a vagus nerve, it said so at the end. my friend is epileptic so i recognized the siezure thing! Try seeing someone on a metal stool fall on a hard tile floor sometime in the middle of talking to u, that is scary. She is fine, u recover pretty quick!
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Ok, whoever commented on the hospital gown, they probably cut her shirt off for a heart moniter (EKG). It was not sympathy.
i like how her eyes rolled into her head
i once made some girl faint at a hotel by licking her feet.
Ok, this is evil but i cannot stop watchin that gif even tho i love becca!
she is crazy!! she should have took it like a woman.
Janice Dickinson is amazing! She totally deserves to be famous she worked hard to become a supermodel – watch her E true hollywood story! And shes sooooo sexy and buff|!
Love ya Janice
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the ones ive seen are to skinny and boney and not toned and fuller chested etc , like anna kounikova has a great figure so 2 trya banks , but about HALF of those girls are just too skinny flat chested ,flat arsed , boney bitches who arent even half as pretty as half the girls in my bloody college lol
most of them are AA cups lol and its just not a attrative thing, i mean come on half of them look like they should be 6 foot under , id rather sleep with a goat than some of those so called models and as for there character and stuff well i dunno , there are all a load of fish
I love the show, infact im addicted to it!it wouldnt be a successful as it is with out people like janice D.
will to me the show would be just as good with or without janice but the point of the fact is that she is mean
janice dickinson is actually really famous… or was in the 70s and 80s when she was one of the first brunette supermodel, before then it was all blonde girls.
either way, she’s crazy and i don’t like her, but SHE is famous.
hey ive been trying to find a video of this fainting episode and i cant find it.. .whats the full story.. god tyra banks was a bitch shouting at that model.. what the hell’s going on… im like in australia and i saw just a glimpse at the emmy’s and im like wattt theeee.. i need to find this footage a.s.a.p.. can some one help??
well i think what happened was funny cause that was something else. That girl had it coming cause she was not that good at all. So this to me was the funniest thing alive, but on the other hand she survived and stayed slive then got kicked off after a while. But this is my opinion and no one could make it against my opinion. With that said i think that she was one of the oddest girls out of the bunch cause she would never talk as much as the other girls. She would be at the point were she would break down and start to cry because of the presure that they were giving her so she just probably broke down and fell.
But that Janis Dickenson was such a dickenson she is so harsh and cruel. sometimes she makes me laugh, and other times she makes me want to cry. lol
-Samantha Williams
It was her vagus nerve disconnecting what made her faint
omg. i looove janice dickinson. im a model and rebecca needs to gte used to being ritisized. ino its relly hard, but thats why these girrls are on the show.
When I lived in NYC in the 70′s Janice Dickinson may well have been the 1st supermodel, out of Europe. Certainly she was the first non-blonde supermodel in the U.S. Then as now she pulls no punches; she admits she’s got plastic. She says she’s nothing w/out her makeup crew of 2 . . . becuz of the plastic. This woman came out of tough circumstances and walked into a tough industry where women were used and taken advantage of, endlessly . . . hit-and-run-over all of the time. She was definitely on top.
get your shit straight idiots janice wasnt even judging her when she fainted! So how could Janice possibly be a part of this? What a cheap shot at the GREATEST model ever!
wow. first of all if you really DID watch the show it wasn’t janice dickinson who made her collapse. the point of that part of the show is to show constructive critisizm in the first place. how can they get any better if nobody tells them what they need to work on? and also, if you were watching, you would’ve heard the part about where she has a symptom that makes her pass out randomly and has gotten tested since she was 3 for it. so no. you are wrong and are wasting your time on these false accusations that you like to make up. either you are very misinformed (which is impossible because you would’ve realized this if you REALLY did watch the show like you said you did) or 2. you are a liar. wait maybe both? good job! you have no life. 1. you are dumb. 2. you are dumb. 3. you are really, really, really dumb. thanks bye.
omg why did she collapsed actuall i felt scared for her i thought she was blind put look on da bright side sh eis stilll alive her long stik legs poked out owwwwwwwwwww she hit her head so hardddd
You morons rebecca had problem since shes was a child( she feld backward because her musle were like freezed and thats it and i think that if she wasnt that inocent she would of been in the top 3 with brittany and kathleen
Tyra is a lazy bitch who needs to get back to work. That damn cotton won’t pick itself. Move bitch!!!
Why do you have this site? Who gives a shit what the stupid bitches do? They enlarge their tits and shrink their brains. They give women a bad name. Shame on you for promoting that. Women have worked to hard for their rights!!!
All you fat bitches stop being so jealous! Janice is my idol shes not a bitch or fake like you fuckers or some 1 else (tyra). Shes the shiznit! Big ups to the worlds first supermodel!
Janis has talked about being a recovering drug user and drunk. She appearsed smashed on the Tyer show and out of control.
Also, she just couldn’t resist making a personal
appreance on the Million Dollor Restate show on Bravo. This lady has some deep problems and a serious drinking problem.
She is somewhat of a pathetic personality. I can’t stand to see her any more. Lost interest in the janice whats the name show.
If she truely has freinds. They would serve her well to get her into detox.
iv got to say that tyra banks is fantastic and u lot av got to stop bitchin bout her (SHE ROCKS)
iv got tosay that tyra banks is fantastic and u lot av got to stop bitchin bout her (SHE ROCKS)
iv got to say that tyra banks is fantastic and u lot av got to stop bitchin bout her (SHE ROCKS)
iv got tosay that tyra banks is fantastic and u lot av got to stop bitchin bout her (SHE ROCKS)
iv got tosay that tyra banks is fantastic and u lot av got to stop bitchin bout her (SHE ROCKS)
i think tyra banks is the most annoying. she is the biggest attention seeker & i hate it when she goes into the house & asks personal questions coz she is the biggest sticky nose, also in the judging room she ALWAYS has to put in the last word, no matter what.
you stupid fucks tyra thinks shes oprah and dr.phil in 1. Bitch you dont fuckin know shit why would i take advice fron some air head who became a rich model when she was a teenager. She acts like shes been through so much and has an answer to everything. Please Tyra im sure youve had it so rough. ALL YOU STUPID FUCKS WHO ARE BASHING JANICE NEED TO STOP BEING SO JEALOUS. SHE IS SO FUCKING COOL HOW ABOUT YOU LOSERS GO READ HER THREE BOOKS AND THEN WELL SEE IF YOU TALK SHIT. NOW SHES HAD IT ROUGH AND ISNT FAKE SHES STRAIGHT UP ABPUT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS AND DOES AND I ADMIRE HER FOR THAT. SHE SHOULD HAVE A TALK SHOW AT LEAST I WOULD TAKE ADVICE FROM HER. SHES NOT A FOOLISH FAKE CHILD LIKE TYRA. EVEN TYRA IS JEALOUS AND INTIMIDATED BY JANICE HENSE JANICE NOT BEING ON THE SHOW ANYMORE. ANYWAYS READ HER BOOKS CAUSE SHE REALLY IS AN AMAZING WOMAN. PROPS 2 U JANICE KEEP BEING REAL AND WRITE ANOTHER BOOK THEY ARE AWESOME AND I CANT PUT THEM DOWN. OH AND p.s. JANICE IF YA NEED A NEW MONEY MAKER MODEL FIND ME IN OTTAWA ONT
KAITLIN BOWIE
or contact me by email kaitlinbowie_21@yahoo.com
I was wandering who won the series when michelle brittany etc were in it, i am in australia and we dont get the shows as you do in the states.
I really think that the girls in general are very plain and when they are not made up they look ordinary.
I think tyra is ok but i do get annoyed with her trying to act as if she is the most knowledgeble person about models, is the point of the show to get a group of ordinary girls and show us that anyone with the right make up and height can be a super model, i have never seen any of the models any where after they leave the show.
I actually thought tiffany was gorgeors, she looked better than naoime campbell, i was really sorry that she was eliminated, she was beaufiful, do you think they dont really want the beautiful ones to succeed
Can someone post the winners of the last three series
have a nic day and if Tyra reads this i would like to contact her from australia
I was around in the 70s and 80s and Janice Dickenson was seriously NOT that famous. She’s also NOT the world’s first supermodel, that’s for sure. Janice thinks no one remembers Twiggy, Jean Shrimpton, Verushka, Peggy Moffit, Paulina, Cheryl Tiegs, Elle Macpherson, Lauren Hutton, Carol Alt, Imam, Christie Brinkley, etc. Janice was an ‘also ran’, and not one of The Big Six Supermodels. Why do nasty people get famous? Just because they think they are doesn’t make it so. Naive people will watch any crap on tv and think it’s the truth.