He’s the dude I’m sorta sick of hearing about. Between the constant late-nite Jamster spots and Monday night’s MTV takeover, Stereogum’s TV’s been all screw’d lately. For those of us who don’t guzzle syrup while refreshing Houston So Real, Kelefa Sanneh’s article is a useful cheat sheet.
Of course if you read Catchdubs you already know your Big Moe from your Lil’ Flip. And you definitely want to order Oh Snap. It’s brilliant and I’m not just saying that ’cause Nick promised me a free copy at the dry cleaners Tuesday morning. (Yes, bloggers meet up at the dry cleaners — Jennifer 8. Lee exposé TK.)
If you have no idea what the fuck this post is about, don’t worry — I don’t either. It’s the obligatory rap update to score points with Ray LaMontagne haters.
UPDATE: I almost forgot!
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awwwww HELL no!
i was hoping that their quick jump to mtv culture would keep the hipsters away from mike jones et al. sigh. hopefully the southern ghetto nature of their game will keep the horn rims far, far away. i still shudder when i remember those self-righteous dorks all jumping on the neptunes bandwagon a couple of years ago.
stick to the backpack rap and leave the rough stuff to us hood rats. for once, I get to call ‘poser’ – poser!
Too late. Mike jones is the new snoop doggy dogg dog. And ur not a hood rat if u read mp3 blogs
Mike Jones is the cutest dude ever. He reluctant beef with Chamillionaire was very awesome, and Jones killed it when he called out Chamillionaire for working at Babies’R'Us.
at least Houston’s take on hip-hop offers something new…
h-town represent!
i love the line, “blowin on the endo/gamecube nintendo”. The thought of gangstas sittin back with some fowties and playing Mario Sunshine is really appealing for some reason.
I had no idea the lead singer of Jesus Jones had gotten into the Houston hip-hop scene. Where are they now? is right. Thanks for the update.
speaking of new Kanye….an early mix (?) of nine tracks off Late Registration has leaked all over the interweb.
“stick to the backpack rap and leave the rough stuff to us hood rats”
yeah, keep it. we don’t want it anyway. sucks.
I AM MIKE JONZE.
my friend managed a cd warehouse a few years ago and had to stock alot of undergroup hip hop, esp. the chopped and screwed crap coming out of houston and dallas. ugh. awful! he played me a mike jones bootleg record that was all tracks from songs out then (i remember that truth hurts track was on there, the one that got her album recalled for copyright infringement) and him saying “im mike jones” over the first two minutes of it. only it was all played at 1/2 speed.
this is much, MUCH better: hipsters getting all indignant about mike mother-effing jones. HA! as for ‘mike jonze,’ glad to hear that you hate it- i was getting worried there for a minute. and for lil blogger, what do you know about the movements of true hood rats? don’t you know we’ve always been at the forefront of technology? some of us are assigned to monitor these geeky sites to see what y’all are trippin off of. so like we say down here in the hood, ‘the streets are watching.’
post the full version of toxic/still tippinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
yea u got the full version of this? I wanna hear how slim & paul wall sound over the toxic beat
who dyke jones
who is mike jones one and only can’t be cloned,mick jones is the bestggg-unit,slimthug,fuck u all who think he sucks cause i like him if u wanna talk to me IM me at JRrollinfaces u fuckin peices of shit,or IM me at BlackKnght93 cocksuckers
Mike Jones sucks ass…I heard his freestyle on Rap City, I almost cried laughin at this stupid shit…Mike Jones is one of the worst rappers on Earth, hands down…I’ll “tip” that fat nigga into the dangerous end of my gun…If you think he’s good at rappin, you need to reconsider what rapping is dammit…
ALL yall mutha fukas need to get a job! This nig is out there getting his money, and yall iz at home wakin it to animal porn. mike jones is off tha hook.DONT HATE CONGRADULATE
You guys are all pathetic. I did a search for Mike Jones…Just to see more of him. First off…The morally bankrupt moron who says he’s a ‘hoodrat’, I got news for ya pal. You put up a decent arguement, but you are a jackass. Where is YOUR CD? Is it on the top of the charts? Is it always being played on MTV2? I didn’t think so. When you make your Platnium albulm, then you can say something. And the rest of you…Can hardly spell. Jesus Christ…I’m 13 and you dumb motherfuckers lost everything to crack and syuff, huh? Nice.
Mike Jones has the flow of a retarded chimpanzee.
Screw him and his stupid overbite.
Dude Mike, I love your comment, almost laughed my ass off.
For all you 13 year olds, this tells everyone how easily influenced by mtv, and oversaturation of advertising you are. You little fucks know nothing about rap, maybe do a little research, listen to some real rappers, and maybe you will think differently about this retarded fat nager. And oh yea
Mike Jones should serously fix his retarded ass teeth, motherfucker look like he just bought the xxL grill, too big for his fuckin head. This dude is so pathetic he makes up shit that makes no sense.
Fuck Mike Jones, he a wack ass fat bitch fuck texas thinkin they can come up in the game actin like they the shit but they wack everyone hates texas and mike jones ok maybe a few of his shit is nice but nah other than that hes just wack hes fuckin gay and fat every song he says “who ! mike jones mike jones hit me up 281 blah blah who fuckin cares NO ONE ! hes weak and cham, hes ok some of his shit is tight but nah i dont think texas is gon make it they try to hard sayin shit like “if the world was sucka free, it would be just be me and my money next to me” ~cham~ yea riiiight wait till that shit goes off cham gonna get WRECKED lmfao gay ass texah’z corn pickin trailor trash cock suckin jungle cunt hill billys
Yall stupid ass bitches who Is hatein on me is the same ones who’s girl is bopin when dey see me hoes.
Whoever is hating on Mike Jones is a fuckin cheescake. Ya’ll mufuckaz dont know shit about Texas rap and its history…By the way Mike Jones just went Gold and been # 1 on the charts for 4 weeks now…eat a dick…And Chamillionaire is lyrically one of the tightest in the south…you cant hate on either one..fuck anyone who hates….just mad cause you couldnt rap if it was christmas…fuckin haterz!!
Chamillionaire is the best rapper in the country. He’s better than Dike Jones and definately better than all the weak New York/West Coast rapppers. Chamillionaire is the best freestyle artist out there.
Honda u lil gay ass bitch shut the fuck dumb muthafucker Texas go hard unlike where u from u lil dick suckin hoe ass nigga as Mike Jones that nigga wack as fuck Chamillionaire wrecked his fake ass how could like a nigga that say the same shit in his rhymes since 2001
Mike Jones is a hoe, he been sayin the same shit in his rymes since 2001, people get tired of the same shit ya know.. and that hoe ass nigga stay in an 1 bedroom apartment.. have ne of u ho’s seen his underground dvd? shit anybody can wreck mike jones.. he cant rap if his life depended on it. and he can hang it up cuz Cham, is 6 times over his level.. as a materafact Chamillionaire is the best rapper in the country.. and all u fake ass niggaz thats hatin on Texaz, can lick a dick on a stick if u dont think that we tha shit ~Cham~ hahaha
J’Gutta
Yall are fucking stupid Mike Jones will brake all yall and he is better than Chamillionaire thats why he aint where he is right now still downin Underground shit fuck his ass trying to look like 50
mike jones made it all the way to number 1 on the 106 and park show, so it makes no sence to diss houston rap, even though im not a fan of mike jones, i still thin chamillion will rip him, yall just wait till he drops the eound of revenge and houston will stomp all over the east and west coast!
When the Sound of Revenge drops Chamilllionaire will show yall who is the truth
yall are bitches mike jones is annoying and he has never been able to diss chamillionaire like chamillionaire does him WHO IS MIKE JONES? mike jones is a punk who thinks he can rap good thats who and the only reason he big cuz slim thug and paul wall.. who dyke joness who dyke jones
I Like your shit man,call me when jou come to (holland)amsterdam, holla 0620101610
This is to all the bitch ass mutha-fukas that think that Mike Jones is better that Chamillionaire . Mike Jone can not compete with Chamillionaire on one of his bad days. The color changin’ lizard is the best rapper to come about yet and I do not think that anyone can take that away from him. I’ve been listeninig to him for 3 years and haven’t stopped since. Now if anyone wants to diagree with me just e-mail me at Locsta_for_tha_06@yahoo.com
man mike jones is alright, but when it really comes down to it chamillionaire is the best. I’m from texas and i started listenining his freestyles and everything and you can’t name a nigga that go harder than him. seriously listen to him and you’ll agree, go cop that sound of revenge oct 25
first and formost whoever likes mike jones is whack as he is and thats for real. talking about D**k dont fail me now what kind of chump talks about D**K while rapping.real street cats speak on pussy.revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy, pussy pussy weed and alcohol im just saying though. the proof is in the pudding. hoe ass playin D**K operator to a female. im from texas north texas to be exact DFW/ and he is the best out their real street cats jam cam we dont listen to the jones.
they said chamillion dot let it get you upset
im upsetted
if you looking for peace then forget it
go tell them im the realist that run it
color changin gorrilaz gon run it
you gimmick n****s aint finna run it
now its too late
houston done it.