Drudge is reporting that Wednesday night’s Paula Abdul exposé will air answering machine messages proving the loopy judge had an inappropriate relationship with a former contestant. ABC is touting its special as “jaw-dropping.”
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Just last Friday, I was working away, minding my own business, and Vibeology came on my iTunes. What the crap?? I said to myself. Then I remembered. And raised my fist. And said “CURSE YOU STEREOGUM!!” (and then I deleted it).
am i the only one who finds Paula Abdul hideously unattractive? she looks like how i feel after a night of too many vodka tonics.
A possible answering machine message:
“Y’know what, you gave it your best shot, you pulled it off, you came through, and I am so, SO proud of you, congratulations!” (weird flat-handed clapping)
Paula Abdul won’t leave me alone, either.
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and another one , truelovewillfindyouintheend
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Maybe this is the end of “American Idol.” God let’s hope so. The fact that the majority of Americans watch this shit, shows just how damned boring and desperate we are. But any country that can elect George W. Bush twice is in serious need of counseling. “American Idol” how appropriate a name.” But I like “American Idle” even better. Adios Paula.
a possible answering machine message:
“Straight up now tell me is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh, Or are you just having fun?”
I don’t know where you live, but on a local radio station she said your site. Found some “mash-ups” I guess, so yay for you.
I hate Drudge…that sensationalist bastard.
i can’t believe i just followed that mc skat kat link AND i proceeded to read the entire thing. god help me.
lots of bitchy people read stereogum
who will be paula’s replacement? I’m campaigning for LaToya Jackson, she’s a fantastic train wreck. has beens full of false sincerity anyone?
One can only hope that this message is as entertaining as the Pat O’Brien voicemail, which provided me with hours of listening fun.
Sass Jordan, the “nice” female judge from Canadian Idol has way less baggage and should replace Paula.
Of course, 30 million Americans would say, all at once:
“Who’s Sass Jordan?”
lots of itchy people read stereogum.