What I gleaned from the blogosphere…
Phil Margera (Celebrity Fit Club 2) told a Philly radio station that his son Bam (Viva La Bam) banged Jessica Simpson (Newlyweds). Bam’s ex-girlfriend Jen then phoned in the station to confirm the affair, as well as one Jess had with Dukes Of Hazzard co-star Johnny Knoxville. Perez has more details.
But you know me … it’s all about the MP3.
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Here’s the MP3 of it:
http://www.q102.com/ver2/citms/citms.html
I think the most important part of this article is that there is going to be a Celebrity Fit Club 2 and Phil Margera is going to be on it.
ok that live cover is HORRIBLE. Am I the only one who can’t fucking stand jessica simpson’s breathy, annoying singing? Not to mention what’s going on with her neck and the weird chicken-head movements.
The General Lee is such a hottt car, I wish that skank wasn’t hanging all over it, soapy and shit. Whataturnoff?!
I’d do Bam.
And that’s all I gotta contribute.
So disappointed in Bam. Then again, should I have really expected better from those guys?
The second picture of Simpson is Nipple-tastic!
but he’s so short in person
Yup Gummer we sure need cholorine in the gene pool don’t we! first the federlines and now this….the horror!!!
I interviewed Bam when the Jackass movie came out in the UK, he was a really nice bloke. Invited me to the premiere and was generally good to chat to. In my eyes, top bloke. Doesn’t seem to have come out of this well though does he? So Ryan Dunn, Dicamillo and what not are just employees of the Margera clan, as if that wasn’t obvious. Hope Jen and Bam find a bit of peace and Phil doesn’t find a piece of cake in Celebrity Fit Club
the flaw in the story. they supposedly met at a Hem concert. how exactley does someone “grind up” on another person at a Hem concert? And what are the chances that either of these people would be at a Hem concert??
I think Perez meant a Him concert, Him being Bam’s favorite band. Not that this explains the grinding up bit or why Jessica was there.
Can’t stand her live. When she sings, she’s trying so damn hard no one can understand what the fuck she’s singing about and she seriously cannot dance. But, I don’t know her so I don’t care if she wants to add slut to that list of truths. But all things considered, she’s hot as hell. And comming from a blonde, I wish I looked like her. Anyone know where I can get that video?
And for the record, the story does sound like a little sweet revenge to me. Fresh breakup….boyfriend cheated on you repeatedly….was in the same place as JS and wants to sleep with her…think no further.
I want to see that email Jen has.
One sleepless night, I caught Bam’s stupid show on MTV2. I swear, fatigue goggles are just as bad as beer goggles, ’cause I found him strangely hot.
He’s wearing a Turbonegro cap. I think that counts for something, doesn’t it?
With all the faux grunting and twangy affectation, Jessica makes Britney sound like Pavarotti.
Jessica is still sexy. GRRRR!
which came first: the paris hilton carl burger commercial or this?
her vocal “stylings” annoy the fucking hell outta me. does she really think it’s cute (or even GOOD singing) to sound like an 8 year old whining and heaving. i second that, heather. britney’s voice is starting to sound good as jessica simpson gets more and more outta control.
Gummer, new Aquabats due out tuesday, might get your groove on to them on your way to trashville…..anything to get your mind off this madness
The Aquabats – Charge (2005)
http://www.masskiller.com/The_Aquabats-Charge-(Advance)-2005-KzT.rar
No matter what bam did i still think he is so hot and he still rocks .
that is his buisness who he wants to fuck and yall jus need to stay out of it.
jen and phil just need to keep their mouth shut.
i find him strangely appealing, too – i would bam him in a second. why is that??? i think it is his bad boy smirk// plus he is always up to no good, yet he still hangs out with his parents.
..and nobody would bang jessica simpson?
come on!
did you see those nipples!?
I’m quite surprised by all of this.
I always thought ‘Bam’ was into men..
damn bam!
Does anyone know where I can get a mp3 of Feist’s Mushaboom? thx
SCOTT you gotta let the foo fighters marry you.
http://goldenfiddle.com/2005/06/05/all-the-foo-thats-fit-to-fight/#more-358
Him sucks
It’s so nice to see horse faced women getting the credit and accolades they deserve. No longer must they objectify themselves ? oh wait.
She looks so much like Daisy Duke what with the blond hair and all.
What the dealio with the goth dude behind Jessica in the photo of her and Bam?
Jessica Simpson is a pure example of not getting out and experimenting with other men before marrying the “one.” You will get curious and will cheat. Get it out of your system, then marry the “one.”
I totally agree. Jessica’s behaviour illustrates that it’s really not as good idea to remain a virgin before marriage. She should have dated many guys before commiting to a lifetime union with this ugly cow of a husband she has. She can score any men she wants so I’m not really surprised to hear all those cheating rumors. It must be hard to resist the temptation to bang every hot guy in Tinseltown.We can’t blame her for creeping on the d-l but she should divorce Nick cuz the poor guy looks like a fool right now.
I don’t about Bam, but Jessica’s burger definitely visited Knoxville. A little birdy told me Johnny was bragging about hitting that shit to his hair stylist. Apparently fucking Jessica is like fucking a corpse.
This is so funny. Poor Jess, remaining a virgin for all these years and marrying an ugly cow made her so horny she can’t even stay home and be quiet. Now, she’s trying to make it up for the lost time by banging every attactive celebrity bad boy she meets. But she forgot one thing: guys like Bam or Knoxville won’t keep their mouth shut. They’re your typical f$%k & tell guys. They won’t wait to share their bedroom scores with their friends, their family and….the world. Jessica’s reputation is forever stained because it’s one thing to sleep around, but playing and humiliating your husband in front of everyone is another thing…..
Man I love Jessica Simpson. She is hot and i would root her any day of the week. And singing man it’s beautiful. And whoever says otherwise well their nobs, yeah thats right you are all nobs.
ewwwwww. what kind of twangy hell was that. back when the Brit-tit was overly famous i use to route for jess because she could actually sing and wasn’t a whore. although i still think britbot can’t sing for shit – jess is overdoing it with that mess. kind-of tina turnerish.
i personally don’t believe that she did it with bam or johnny knoxville. i don’t think she’s never cheated, but with them is a stretch.
Maybe she was trying to out “rawk” Asslee by going to a HIM show and hooking up with Knoxville and Bam.
Gotta agree with Rachel there is something strangely sexy about Bam.
Bam is kind of attractive. He’s not a classic beauty but there’s definitely something about him. Have you guys noticed how much he looks like his mother?
there were acusations that Jen was drunk during the radio call in. She sure as shit doesnt sound drunk to me.
u guys bam is like the most awesome!!! u know it —> i agree that HIM sux but u know that doesnt matter Bam is freakin hott!!!! omg i loved him in that movie Grind!!! I LoVe BaM MarGeRA but i dont know how Jess is gonna get herself out of this one! (i think she should like just leave lil NICKEY and have some fun) ROCK ON!!!
i love u gabe!
Hey! I just got my STAR magazine today in the mail with that exact same pose of Jessica in the bikini, and yet it’s nippletastic features were erased! What gives?!
i’m like so devistated i love jess but fucking my husband is totally lik out of line i hate her but i love her i hope me and bam can sort this out!
I’d screw bam. who wouldn’t. to tell the truth i kida feel sorry for jenn and then i dont. i never really liked jenn and bam is sexy.
My brother- in- law, who is in a band called isabelle’s gift, played a show with Bloodhound Gang in NC 2 months ago was told by Jared (of Bloodhound Gang) who is personal friends of both Johny Knoxville and Bam Margera told him who in turn told me of this affair. personally I was not surprised. Oh yeah and HIM does not suck!
hey stupid fucks, get a clue.
money & marketing drive hollywood.
controversey = marketing
geeze…
mr. & mrs. smith – brangelina
war of the worlds – tomkat
dukes of hazzard – bamssica
timed with the release of a movie… controversy arrouses interest. interest that gets you idiots sitting around wasting your fucking time worrying about shit that you shouldn’t, all the while you can’t wait to see the controversial individuals latest flick as soon as you can. i know i striked a nerve in probably 75% of you…. no wait, i work in television too, & i know i am giving out too much credit. i’d say it be more like 25% of you… if lucky. get your own life together and stop wasting your time worrying about the latest – who’s banging who going on in hollyweird!
Jessica is ugly!!!!!!! Much other girls are sexier than Jessica!!!!!!! I’m sory Nick (Jesicas husband)!!!!!!!! She is a fucking slut!!!!! I hate she!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok maybe Clint is right. This whole thing did come out right before Dukes of Hazard and Phil that is gonna be in Celeberty Fit Club 2 might laso be getting the publicity he needs. I like Jenn and I like Bam, never have I liked Jessica but maybe, just maybe this whole thing be true. Jessica is fine as fuck and all u know it but i wouldnt touch her im scared ill catch the stupid. as for her sister , i wounder what she thinks about all this, jessica goign for her hot skater guys and all. hmm maybe a conversation could come up there. Even if this isnt true it sure does make a hell of a good story. By the way HIM is amazing all you idiots who say they suck can burn in bloody hell. : )
eh i dont think jessica simpson banged either of those 2 hotties bc fo real shes way to goodie goodie and she isnt a real good liar and in all seriousness Jessica simpson is pretty,nice,and has oh u know morals i dont think Bam or Johnny would want a moral girl thats exactly why bam fucked jenn all the time Jenn is just being a lil ho bc her fiancee dumped her and he prolly wanted a rise outta her and said that shit and Jenn is just being a lil bitch like she always is Jenn can just fuck off shes shouldent have even been in that sex tape for fucks sake bams DAD and bam woulda looked better together in that sex tape psh jenns a ho jessica is awesum and bam and johnny are just fine as hell
i figure nick must have the dick of death or something, he has turned her out…unless iots just popularity that changess people…i mean the whole simpson clan were all a bunch of nice christian little do-gooders just a few years back…but now look at ‘em all..even papa preacher joe…all just gotten a bit FREAKY!!!
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Jenn didn’t deserve that crap from Bam, atleast not after 7 years and a supposed engagement ring. You could tell something was up with Jessica because on a Newlywed’s show during Christmas she wore a BAM hoodie with a Heartagram on the back… And btw HIM freaking rocks!
Without fail, each new song Jessica comes out with sounds nastier and nastier. Someone said it perfectly earlier when they said she sounds like an “8 year old whining and heaving.” And to me, when she tries to hit those high notes, she sounds like a yowling cat. And dear lord whats with her face in that video?!?!?! Sure she’s always had a hideous face with that man chin of hers and those freaky bulgy eyes, but now she looks like a 40 year old crackwhore that was repeatedly beaten on the face with a dead fish for 6 hours. And then tried to hide the evidence with makeup that consisted of donkey manure and dog throw up. And it’s really annoying to see her shaking her ass around that car when it looks flat and ugly. Jessica sure has come a long way from the cute christian girl that inspired a lot of people into believing that young girls don’t have to whore their bodies out to get attention. Haha guess not. Celebrities are fucking monkeys man. They don’t do any sort of shit the homeless guy down the street can’t do. Losers. But I guess I shouldn’t be so annoyed. Living a life where you can have whatever you want must get severely old really fast… things lose their value if they’re easily attainable.
remember you guys… you saw it created here, by me first.
‘BAMSSICA’
why do y’all HATE so much by the way? seriously HEATHER, you have too much time on your hands! the fact that you can sit there and describe someone who you have never met & someone who has never done a thing to you as a “she’s always had a hideous face with that man chin of hers and those freaky bulgy eyes, but now she looks like a 40 year old crackwhore that was repeatedly beaten on the face with a dead fish for 6 hours. And then tried to hide the evidence with makeup that consisted of donkey manure and dog throw up” I think is a little bit absurd. I’ll bet you live in a place like SOUTH DAKOTA or something…. why don’t you post a picture of yourself & see what I can come up with to describe you (someone who I have never met nor has ever done anything to me)! such a hater.
that goes for the rest of you jealous morons…
Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you,:) I give you my O face
OOO OO OOOOO
Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you,:) I give you my O face
OOO OO OOOOO
Cold Play Rules
and DMB
Hey Jessica if you look at this a guy in Iowa will bang you, He will give you his O face
OOOO OO OOOO
Cold Play rules
and DMB
i am mortified. i thought johnny knoxville at least had more class. have you seen bam’s (x)girlfriend jen? she is gorgeous and a genuine person, unlike the superficial horse face simpson. the guys MUST have been drunk outta their minds. this is yet another reason not to bother viewing the dukes of hazard. *thinks* isn’t knowxville still married with a daughter?
i am mortified. i thought johnny knoxville at least had more class. have you seen bam’s (x)girlfriend jen? she is gorgeous and a genuine person, unlike the superficial horse face simpson. the guys MUST have been drunk outta their minds. this is yet another reason not to bother viewing the dukes of hazard. *thinks* isn’t knoxville still married with a daughter?
ii L0VE BAM !! I think Bam is totally gorgeous!! i would bang him every second of the day all the time!! i dont care about what anyone else says, he can fuck anyone he wants. But i think Bam definatly could have done better than jessica.
Ok here’s what happened. Brit= Outta the picture for a while, that means her spot of being Hollywood’s #1 Celebrity Slut is up for grabs. Linsay Lohan looked to take that position, but she opted for starving herself and dying her hair that ungodly color thats looks about fake as her breasts.
Im sorry anyone who’s gulliable to believe Simpson is sweet and innocent is stupid, thats just how MTV portrays her to make $$. Hollywood is all about $$ and finding ways to make it.
In addition, Its WAY obvious she and Nick are broken up.
If Jessica did do Bam Then what a whore she is..aha..lol
but I mean if she wasnt with nick then i mean i would be like go for it girl hes so hot and i would do him myself..lol..
hey clint,
for someone that thinks talking about celebrities and others they don’t know is a waste of time, you spend an awful lot of time right here doing that very thing. And on a Sat. night, no less.
i hate you paul
she did it> she wanted some strange dick cause she hasn’t had anyone else She did it
I don’t think its true.Even if it is, I don’t blame Jessica becuz Bam is fuckin hott and I would have done the same, but I think he could have done better than Jess.Besides, why would Jenn and Phil lie?
jessica simpson is so fucking beautiful, if she did sleep with bam or johnny ( i believe she didn’t) how did some fucking conversewearing punk ass skaters get such a fine woman
I think JS deserves a little credit. Bam is HOT and shes atuck with that pussyass boyband pretty boy Nick, If it were me it would be a no brainer, Bam or Nick? the answer should always be Bam, In fact I used to hate the mole, but now Im starting to think she might not be the prissy skank as I first thought..She might even be smarter than she looks.
It would be great if to try and “out rock” her sister Ashlee hooks up with Wee-Man!
Or if Jessica’s next conquest if Wee-man
Anyone and I mean anyone has to be GAY is they think beyond her fat titties that she is hot. Puh-leeze even her own father said she has a body like him meaning that except for those titties she looks like a freakin man in all the other parts. I have watched the shows with Bam and Johnny….all I have to say is there is a fair amount of gayness on those sets with those boys always touching eachother and crap. So it doesnt suprise me they would find the next best thing to a man to F@#%, Jessica Simpson…as without those fat titties she would look just like a dude trying to dress like a woman..
If Bam fucked Jessica he would have had to get cpr ‘cos just about anyman’s heart would give out at the effort to please that hot little mama. I mean what man comes near to being as physically perfect as Jessica… certainly not that wimpy husband , Nick. Jess needs a real man !
Bam you are hot..i love it when you wear your him jacket no shirt…and black hat and black scarf…damn…the things i would do to you…it doesnt get any better than that…luv your greatest fan
HIM DO NOT SUCK! personaly i think it aint true im sure they said sommit on Radio Bam about it not being true… i dont know… maybe im wroung.. but oh well.. jessica annoys me a bit from seeing her on her show Newlyweds but i dont know her in person so i cant say i h8 her.
Bam is cute! its his lil grin i like! lol.
Personally, I don’t care much about the whole bam/jess hook up thing, its the fact that Jenn said the whole show was fake that really pisses me off.I like Bam & I think that its all a bunch of bullsh*t. but if it is true that the Viva La Bam’s fake then i have another reason to go suicidal.I hope that Bam & Jenn patch things up, Nick & Jess patch things up,and that Viva La Bam isn’t fake.
BAM MARGERA IS SOO FUCKIN SEXY!!
AND JESSICA AINT NUTHIN BUT A SLUT
hey lbtmc….
look who’s talking! my night doesn’t start ’til around 10:00pm biiiyyyyaaaaccchhhh.
the point of this board is to share our opinions on bamssica, not on each other. great entry by the way…. where are you living montana? southern california is the center of the universe, come back to this board when you are sober & actually can share an intelligent point of view unlike half these other idiots.
eat my ass by the way, too.
clint rocks the universe
by the way sorry to inform you haters but my buddy nick has taken jessica away on a little tropical island vacation to get their family started. all the while bam is back in pennsylvania further damaging himself by the radioactive three mile island… what a f’n retard… just like the rest of you bam lovers. little do you guys know that in about 5 years bam will make don vito look like paul walker…. hahaha
clint rocks the universe
i’d do bam coz he is soooooooooo fit and any1 who says he aint they need there eyes testin… and i wanna kill jessica little ho
omg as if bam would fuck jessica- dus he want aids? and ne1 who says he is ugly seriously needs to get their eyes testing. BAM RULES!
Oh yeah and HIM so do not suck
What is evri 1s problem with Bam. He is ace and its up to him who he wants to fuck. I feel sorry for Jenn tho. And what the fuck was Jessica Simpson doin at a HIM concert?! Shes just a little slag who needs to crawl under woteva rock she came from. LONG LIVE BAM !!!!!!
fuck u, clit!!!!! u need 2 get a life n stop avin s go at bam when he is better than nick!!! and what is every1′s prob wiv bam anyways he aint done anythin wrong, at least he can get a fuck unlike most ov u Bam haters
Fuck you Clint you prick. Nick is gay with a small dick and Bam probably fucks more ppl in a week than nick would in a year.
hi its hannahs m8 gemma you go gal fuck u clint u knob …. Bam rulesssssssssss!!!!
Hey Gemma. bAM RULES N VIVA LA BAM IS ACE
ha hannah im in drama and i just thought i would say hi n this lession is shit lol anyway jessica is A FUCKIN ho but i wish i woz her so i could do Bam oh yh n HIM rocks too
u go tasha!!! i like Bam’s smile to he is dead cute!! and HIM do not suck and rachel u go gal i like im in his HIM jacket and his black beanie……… i know i cant stop sayin it but BAM RULESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
HA hannah talk 2 me im really board………
anyways i didnt know jessica whent 2 a HIM concert as if!!! oh yh when are you goin 2 be able 2g2 Baggie’s coz i really wanna see your face when u see da lads in there!! i think u will get in 2 Baggie’s well i hope u do, who else is goin???????? i need 2 know, ta hun gotta go sr is comin …….. oh yh n hi 2 every1 apart from CLINT , u need 2 go n fuck urself
sorry anonymous, but its completely true, viva la bam is fake. its carefully scripted, even to every laugh!! i know how u feel, when i found out i got really upset, because i thought the script meant what u saw on screen wasnt genuine, but it is! he writes everything and the guys in it have been his best mates since god knows when, so he writes out each script to fit every personality!! so it might be scripted but ur still seeing the really bam.
btw, BAM MARGERA IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. IT FREAKS ME OUT HOW ATTRACTIVE I FIND HIM AND I THINK THAT AS LONG AS HE’S HAPPY DOIN WHAT HE’S DOIN THEN ITS OK, even though i hate jessica simpson, i dont belive how fake she is. she looks like barbie gone wrong!!
emma x x
GEMMA & HANNAH –
I’LL BET YOU TWO ARE OVERWEIGHT LOOSERS THAT LIVE IN IDAHO. YOU GUYS SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL, TRY TAKING AN ENGLISH CLASS OR SOMETHING. NICK IS AN AQUAINTENCE OF MINE & TRUST ME HE IS A COOL GUY.
I HAVE MET BAM. HE IS A LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. NICK WOULD ROLL HIM UP IF THE TWO WERE EVER IN A BRAWL. NICK IS TOO SMART TO WASTE HIS TIME WITH BAM ANYHOW. DON’T LET NICK’S CLEANCUT IMAGE FOOL YOU… HE’D BEAT BAM’S ASS IF THIS WERE ALL TRUE. THERE IS PLACE FOR PEOPLE LIKE BAM THAT ARE POLLUTING OUR SOCIETY, IT’S CALLED PRISON. BAM WILL LOOK LIKE DON VITO IN 5 YEARS OR LESS. THEN WHERE WILL ALL YOU UGLY LADIES BE? STILL HERE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE INEVITABLE. GO MICROWAVE YOUR LEFT OVER MCDONALD’S QUARTERPOUNDER FORM LAST NIGHT GEMMA, YOU DUMB BITCH.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE UNIVERSE, AGAIN.
i dont believe that at all i mean hooking up at a HIM concert!! js at a HIM concert thats very funny!! i h8 js and i always have! her a her bum chin
if it is true though i would have done the same, bams hot!!and i love his accent!! and HIM rocks!!
sophie all the way from england lol
hey sophie… you are lame, the only accent is yours. bam doesn’t have one, he is just stupid & gets paid alot for it! only in america! you too could probably make a fortune but you are probably not as hot as bam just stupider. HIM sucks too by the way.
ONCE AGAIN CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE UNIVERSE
HEY GEMMA… YOUR FAT ASS BETTER NOT FORGET TO SHARE YOUR LEFT OVER MCDONALDS WITH HANNAH. AND BAGGIES SUCKS TOO. YOU GUYS ARE LOOSERS FOR TRYING TO HANG OUT THERE. HIM SUCKS, DID I MENTION THAT? HEY II AM STARTING TO HATE AS MUCH AS YOU DOUCHE BAGS AREN’T I?
TOO BAD THOUGH CAUSE….
CLINT STILL ROCKS THE UNIVERSE
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!
Jessica has become the worlds number one slut. It’s funny how her and Nick only do romantic things when a rumor gets started. Everytime something happens, they are supposedly planning to renew their vows. Yeah right, theis couple is one screwed up lucy and desi. they continue to put up a front for the money. We don’t even need tabloids to figure it out, it’s clear as day.
hey crissy! sounds like JEALOUSY to me!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY I AM OFF TO HAWAII BE BACK LATE SUNDAY NIGHT…. UNTIL THEN HATERS KEEP HATING, PEACE.
CALIFORNIA CLINT ROCKS THE M’F'N UNIVERSE AGAIN & AGAIN
clint woteva ur name!(like i care)
screw u!!
every1 has an accent u just dont notice it!!so
Clint u r such an asshole! get ova yourself and sure u know nick, damm its twats like u that i really do hate!
And HIM do not suck! the only person who sucks around here is you!
Jessica Simpson would not do that gross, tattooed bam guy. Shes too classy for that. He might be rich, but he’s still just a nasty skateboarder.
yo yo wutz da dillyo
wutz crake a laken yall
clint nos tha dil yo
bam aint nutin but a sk8a punk idiot bum
dat fo acts a foo an it aint koo
na wa i mean fo ril yo
clint is rite yo
hollyweird aint nutin but fake a$$ sheets
bamsicca aint nutin but a stunt yo
dat bum cant pull hos
holla at ma boi clint reppin dis sheet rite
jazzy “so so” fresh
omg bam is so fucking hott y did he go fuck the stoopid cow
jesyka r u f**kin nuts how can u say bam is a gross skater, he is one of the sexiest guys around at the minute, yer he may be so far up his own arse its sickening but who can blame him, he has a fit body and so increadably sexy its unbelievable, i dunno y he would wanna shag her, now she’s repulsive!!