Not guilty, y’all gotta…feel him. Err. No. That’s not right.

I thought he’d at least be guilty of supplying booze to kids!

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Comments (74)
  1. You’re not guilty, Michael…so why the long, plastic face?

    :) …happy trails, MJ!

  2. Jere  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    He look so much like a manequin..its eerie.

  3. calliwell  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Yeah I agree, I figured he’d be at least guilty of one charge…I would understand it too. I mean a lot of minors have been fed alcohol from time to time, it just would suck to be caught and charged by it.

  4. Truly Discusted  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    This is indeed a sad day when a PEDOPHILE is “not guilty” because he can afford lawyers.

    I have no trust in the justice system. Actually, I didn’t after OJ got off, then Blake and now Jacko the whacko. UN-@#$%-ING BELIEVABLE.

  5. richard  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    i wanna get famous fast, i got a lot of laws to break…

  6. George.  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    NEVERLAND IS AGAIN OPEN FOR BUSINESS!! Bring on the kiddies!

  7. christine  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    LOL at richard

  8. Landon  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    I didn’t realize that Mikey’s 46 years old. He’s so well preserved!

  9. Irish Mike  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    I’m proud to live in the greatest country in the world. A country where you can buy your way out of any pile of shit you get yourself into, no matter how deep or smelly it is. God bless America!

  10. What does “discusted” mean? Anyway, I don’t think he actually rapes kids, but I also think you’d have to be an idiot to let your kids anywhere near him…

  11. WTF are you talking about dude? HE MOLESTED THREE KIDS ON HIS WAY OUT THE PARKING LOT.

  12. Anyone seen Dave Chappelle? He created Thriller…
    He’s a fuckin god. Just don’t let him near my kids. But he’s a god!

  13. loveanddeath  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Jacko: Not Guilty of lewd acts.

    Jacko fans: Guilty of acting like assbrains.

  14. Maybe now he can gain some weight back, get on with his life, and stay the hell AWAY from any damn kids altogether!!

  15. ha who would have thought lil mikey in not guilty?????
    well u guys even though hes not in jail for 17 years or wutevr his life is still misreable with all that plastic stuff!!!

  16. wanna hear a joke???
    what does michael jackson and a video game have in commen?

    …………they are both plastic and lil kids play with them!!!!!

  17. Irish Mike  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Meena, have you been smoking crack or do you just have down syndrome? I find it hard to believe that someone who doesn’t fall into one of those categories would write as shittly and incoherently as you did above.

  18. MissNee  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Truly Discusted: OJ is what it took for you to be disGusted in the justice system??? have you had your head in a hole for the last 25+ years??

  19. gary  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    i totally thought he would’ve gotten it for the jesus juice, what’s up with that??

  20. Erik  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    The Jack is back!?

  21. pretty young things, repeat after me i said nah-nah-nah….

  22. don’t eff with jacko.
    or you too will be dealt with accordingly.
    bitches.

  23. Greedy parents using their children to get rich should be molested.

  24. Drew  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Michael Jackson should be able to fuck all the kids he wants.

  25. oharabin  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Didn’t the mother of the kid recently find a finger in a bowl of chili?

  26. “Maybe now he can gain some weight back, get on with his life, and stay the hell AWAY from any damn kids altogether!!”

    yeah, or maybe not.

  27. Truly DisGusted  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    MissNee: I didn’t ask you to comment on my comment, but since you ask, no… I don’t have my head in a hole. Thanks for caring about my well-being. And since you are so caught up with correcting other people’s posts, you should check the capitalization of your own sentences before you do so.

    Yours Truly

  28. yay for people who use their children to extort money from strange rich people.

  29. zach  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Ugh…someone got the joke wrong. It goes like this. “What do michael jackson and a playstation 2 have in common. They are both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.” geez now its right….gosh….lol. :)

  30. mindi  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    smooth criminal

  31. HIStory…please, for the love of god, let it be history…

  32. bullrider  |   Posted on Jun 13th, 2005

    Does anyone think that was even the real Jacko in the courtroom today? Jeez, the guy was so expressionless that he was like that creepy plastic-faced Burger King guy. I think that we were seeing Mecha King-O-Pop and the real MJ was already long gone to Brazil.

  33. double jeopardy.. now he can molest as many kids as he wants…?

  34. Um, no  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    jo: Don’t you have to be convicted of something you didn’t do first? Wrong way around dude.

  35. Realist Soul  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    He got a fair trial and was rightfully acquitted. How do you know he actually molested those kids? You do not. You can only assume and speculate. It’s a shame the way that people immediately jumped to conclusions. What’s even worse is the amount of time the corporate media has devoted to covering this stupid trial.

  36. I find it disgusting how people can make accusations like that about another human being. Michael needs mental help, but he’s no paedophile. He missed out on a real childhood, and now he’s trying to live one now. This woman is an extortionist. If her son slept over there once and they went straight to the police, I might have my doubts. But he kept on going back. It was a mistake for MJ to pay-off those people a few years back…it made him look like an easy target. In summary, Jacko needs mental help, that woman and her son have no conscience and justice was served today.

  37. ShoeStringBudget  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    ok, now that all this is settled, i’d like for mj to guest perform on a tv or award show so jarvis cocker can crash it. i never saw it the first time =(

  38. Gabi  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    poor Jacko, he must be broke now =(

  39. The Mother of the child was a con so Wacko Jacko walks.
    How shitty is that!
    I am not a MJ fan but I do think the parents of these poor kids should be checked out.

  40. jed2  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    I’d like to see this many posts regarding something like the war in Iraq or the flagging health of the constitution or something else, like, important.

  41. cindy in phy-ed  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    ohmygod, the Iraq War is sooooo gross!

  42. captain cucumber  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    Everyone knows he only got away with it ’cause he’s white.

  43. skylar  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    Well, I am glad that courts have aquitted OJ, Robert Blake, and Michael Jackson so that real criminals like Martha Stewart can be put away!

    She must be pissed!!

  44. The State Of California  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    Attention Celebrities:
    For those of you who missed the outcome of yesterdays trial, allow us to update. You are now allowed to do the following:
    1.Hold public office with no qualifications or experience
    2.Murder your spouses
    3.Molest children

    Enjoy!

  45. “I’d like to see this many posts regarding something like the war in Iraq or the flagging health of the constitution or something else, like, important.”

    You’re not going to find that here. Why? Cause that’s not what this site is about. We don’t come here to read about Iraq, or healthcare. We can (and surely most do) read mile length posts on those subjects elsewhere?there’s no shortage of sites covering those issues.

    So, get down of your high horse and come wallow in the shit, like the rest of us.

  46. jed2  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    You’re right. It was kind of obnoxious of me, and for that,
    I apologize, but I find the whole MJ thing to be pretty obnoxious, too, and the fact that it seems to be hogging so much of the brain-time of so many of us.

  47. celebrities will never receive the fair unbiased justice they deserve when in court.

  48. Sara  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    What about the possibility that the jury, as they are saying themselves, just didn’t see a good case?

    MJ is an odd man, a disturbed man, and one I probably wouldn’t leave my chid with alone. But he’s also a closely watched man, an observed man, an accounted-for man. Did he ever molest a child? I don’t know, maybe; he seems out of touch with reality enough to do it and not think it’s wrong. But did he molest THIS child? I barely followed the case and I wouldn’t have charged him guilty. This mother, this child and this case specifically, were complete messes. Timelines didn’t match, testimony changed, and the jury couldn’t see evidence strong enough to convict him.

    Enough with the barbs at CA, and the assumption that MJ got away because he’s famous. The jury said they didn’t see enough proof to convict, so they didn’t. Let’s hope he gets some help, now.

  49. “whole MJ thing to be pretty obnoxious”

    For what it’s worth, I share your sentiment, but I understand why people want to talk about this–as a story it has everything. It amounts to the perfect storm for tabloid culture…

  50. well IRISH MIKE just shut uppppp cuz i was tired when i wrote that and well its true so ya and who gives a fuck if mickael jackson is in jail or not, its his damn life

  51. oh and dont use big words like u know everything ha!

  52. Gabi  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    TOM CRUISE IS CRACKING UP!

  53. hahahahahha meena wow. take an english class, for our sake.

  54. Okay, quick legal lesson for you folks. Double jeopardy refers to being tried twice for the same crime, usually after having first been acquitted. Taking legal cues from film is bad. Taking legal cues from an Ashley Judd film is sad.

  55. i think he should have been guilty in at least one of the charges..

  56. u no wut M i m from canada not from US so basically if u just didnt know my first language is FRENCH and second is ENGLISH and by the way god ur so stupid

  57. Susan  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2005

    If there were true justice indeed, both parties would get their asses sued but neither would get the money. But, “liberty and justice for all” doesn’t work like that…

  58. indie yup e  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2005

    are you from quebec meena? je suis canadien aussi

  59. indie yup e  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2005

    oh and uh, yeah well he totally slept with little boys, but I don’t think he really hurt them and I don’t think they were too freaked out by it until they were told it was weird.

    is sleeping with little boys the same (or as bad) as molesting them? hard to say.

  60. Seriously, Micheal chose well. He picked a kid that was supposed to be dead by now, so it wouldn’t have even mattered except that modern science was more powerful that Micheal, making it his only enemy.

  61. Gabi  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2005

    TOM AND KATIE ARE THE NEW “BENIFER”

  62. the maple leaf  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2005

    “u no wut M i m from canada not from US so basically if u just didnt know my first language is FRENCH and second is ENGLISH and by the way god ur so stupid”

    Posted by: meena at June 14, 2005 07:44 PM

    ——

    Meena, as a fellow Canadian (I’m from Toronto, but let’s just bond on that fact for a second) just because you new to the English language, you should respect it.

    After all, I had to attend French classes with a spinster of an old hag to respect yours.

    Don’t call others stupid. Be nice.

  63. the maple leaf  |   Posted on Jun 15th, 2005

    Sorry I meant “you’re new”.

  64. no “the maple leaf” i know english pretty good and i can speak it even maybe better than french and french is my first language so ya… trust me im not some french freak or something

  65. So I guess in French Canadian ESL classes they’re forgoing that whole “teaching people proper English thing” in favor of “teaching people how to compose barely comprehensible, sub text message quality non-sentences.” Cool.

  66. indie yup e  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2005

    hey uh mo.

    I don’t get it. Her english is actually like solid and how many languages do you know?

    and I thought the american illiteracy rate was through the roof?

  67. Gabi  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2005

    Meena, don’t worry English isn’t my first language too, i’m from Brazil, but i think portuguese is way harder than english, i’m still learning and sometimes i make mistakes, you are pretty good you just need to practice =)

  68. Je parle francais et anglais. Merci beaucoup.

    Et ce qui suit n’est pas du bon anglais: “u no wut M i m from canada not from US so basically if u just didnt know my first language is FRENCH and second is ENGLISH and by the way god ur so stupid”. Vous avez le droit a votre propre opinion, bien sur, mais vous avez aussi le droit d’etre un idiot et c’est un droit que vous exercez frequemment, j’en suis sure.

  69. Gabi  |   Posted on Jun 16th, 2005

    why insults in french is so beatiful? Now i want to learn french!

  70. Notice how I don’t write French as though I’m writing a text message. I’m not saying the kid doesn’t know English. If she can write English like that, she can probably write proper English, so why not write properly and not come off as a tween?

  71. california  |   Posted on Jun 17th, 2005

    holy jesus l. ron hubbard! what a backass-ward country this is. we elected a war-mongering retard (for a second term!), gays can’t get married, sick people can’t smoke weed, but celebrities can molest kids! i miss the days when they could just get away with DUI hit and runs.

  72. meena  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2005

    ughhhhhhh all of u guys r soo stupid. I KNOW ENGLISH trust me and all of u are arguing about a stupid thing? god

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