Lindsay Lohan tries to leave Hollywood’s Cabana Club 7/15. What do you think this girl is shouting at L. Lo.?
And for those who couldn’t care less, some new Silver Jews.
The Silver Jews – “The Farmer’s Hotel” (MP3 link removed)
Ironically enough she was yelling:
“Hey Lindsay Lohan, have you heard the new Silver Jews?! It’s very Malkmusy!”
Actually I hear from people on the scene that the girl was actually looking at her reflection in Lindsay’s shiney forhead to determine whether she had and spinach in her teeth. It was only later that someone pointed out that the walking mirror was in fact future Vh1-punchline Lindsay Lohan.
She looks more and more like Britney every day.
“I came to see the FEARLESS FREAK, and I’MA GONNA SEE THE FEARLESS FREAK!”
“I want my $9.75 back for watching that crappy car movie!”
“I WANT TO BE ON YOU”
she’s probably asking Lindsay for some crack
“I’m from the ‘Feed Lindsey’ campaign. I had a cheeseburger a minute ago, but if I barf in your mouth like birds do, the end result is the same”
Job well done Ms. President
Escobar, i think you are right!
She was probably just speaking proper, gramatically correct english. Thus the confused expression on Lindsay’s face.
They say you?re supposed to be some great party chick but I just drank 13 coolers and I can still kick your ass!
“You’ve only been in Seventeen once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you’re goddamn Christy Turlington!”
“I am your newly assigned Scientology mentor – now get over it!”
Get in mah belly!!!
She’s not saying anything… She’s letting out a huge burp!
Oh my god, this wax museum is sooo cool!
They even lined her nostrils with white powder!
CAN YOU GET ME FEZ’S AUTOGRAPH????
Hi, I’m.. like, from Pitchfork Media! Did you hear about our Intonation Festival??? INTONATION FESTIVAL! INTONATION FESTIVAL!?!?! I SAID INTONATION FESTIVAL!!!!!
hahaha, propervillain. tell me about it.
“I love your work! You were so great in Almost Famous, Ms. Hudson.”
Damn, looks like Lindsay is back up to her pre-”puberty” weight. I wish the cameraman would’ve panned out so we could see if she’s regained her curvaliciousness as well or if it’s only face-and-jowl weight that she’s gained.
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?!?!”
sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of “the hand that feeds”? i can’t find that shit anywhere
el oh el at Mighty’s response.
yo-yo, here’s the rest of the pics.
See? No more gingevitis!
Can we talk about this new Silver Jews track? It’s awesome. This song combined with the other one I’ve heard, “How can I love you (if you won’t lie down)” lead me to believe this album will be another classic by Berman and the gang. When does the album come out? I can’t find it on Amazon…
oh stereogum! i just decided to look at your very first archived post – behold the scary comment spam!
p.s. silver jews track = good. lindsay lohan = on par with scary comment spam.
i should totally start listening to music before commenting on it.
“sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of “the hand that feeds”? i can’t find that shit anywhere”
The new SJ is pretty good. Not as good as their past efforts, but I’m statisfied with it. As for the girl yelling at LiLo:
“I must yell at you because you make me feel fat and insecure about myself!”
Guh, that banner at the top is DAMN UGLY. The site is starting to look like one of those old domains that got taken over to sell ringtones.
“damn that was great stuff! where can i score a key?”
“I just loved you in the lizzie mcguire movie!”
sj comes out in october. it sounds malkmusy cause malkmus is on the album.
She’s probably yelling “I could care less who you are, bitch!” Thanks for typing the correct usage.
“In 1984, I was hospitalized for perfection!”
“I stole your coke stash, bitch!”
“YOUR NEW MOVIE AND SINGLE ARE AWFUL YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL OR WHATEVER”
she (blow-han) looks like she is either going to cry or start laughing.
thanx for the SJews track
Holy shit the “What’s the Frequency Kenneth?” comment was BRILLIANT! Dead on!
this silverjews track makes me think tanglewood numbers will be record of the year – right ahead of sufjan
you tryin to steal my man, biach
“Would you like do a line of coke off my ass??”
“Your mother sucks socks that smell, raaaarrrr!! Lick me!! Lick meeeee!!!”
“You stupid ho! You stole my life! Waaaaaah! WAAAAAAH!”
“I know you like to linedance. Everything’s so democratic and cool. But baby, there;s no guidance when random rules!”
“Does my breath smell?”
“I want you inside me.”
…Needless to say it got weird.
SHOW ME THEM TITS BITCH!
loved ya in ‘da parent trap’, wha eva happened to your twin sis??!
hey, you don’t got some big ass titties!!!!!
she woz sayin “Lindsay Lohan u fuckin suck donkeys ballz”
Pop trio Atomic Kitten will reform to play a concert in support of jailed Liverpool football fan Michael Shields…
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