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From: bscs@musictoday.com
Sent: Wednesday, August 31, 2005 12:02 AM
To: stereogum
Subject: Your Britney Spears Fan Club Membership is about to Expire
A Friendly Reminder from the Britney Spears Fan Club
Your Britney Spears Fan Club membership will expire on 9/30/2005. You will no longer have access to the Web site after the 30 day grace period that ends 10/30/2005.
To renew please click on this link.
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The Britney Spears Fan Club Team
Wow, I totally forgot I joined the Britney Spears fanclub. Perhaps it’s because I received JACK SHIT for my $25 membership fee. You’ll remember: Britney started writing fanclub-only “letters of truth,” which I planned to share with you, and then she went and made them public anyway! I don’t feel special at all. I never got a birthday card, just one lousy Christmas greeting. If I don’t get a “It’s A Boy, Y’all!” card by the end of September, I’m totally asking for my money back.
Here are the Federlines getting lunch last Saturday. Kevin’s been very busy recording his debut album. He promises it will have “that Chris Walla sound.”
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haha. lame.
WOW. I’m surprised she’s not giving away that shit now.
That baby is going to pop out with a heart attack. Then it will be on Guinness.
wait … we can get news about Britney on the internets now? watch my stuff i’ll be right back
Too bad Katrina dident take Britney out to sea. She would have been the worst dressed whale in the ocean.
pitchfork is down y’all… i can’t find out which best new music to download y’all…
Glad to she a pregnant woman taking her health seriously by eating McDonald’s and riding around in a convertible without a seatbelt. Too bad we can’t see if she’s wearing shoes or not.
I’m going to set up a website as a fan club for myself and make money off it. I’ll send the members random pictures of my cat dressed up in a clown wig and feather boa and write them letters with hopelessly bad grammar and horrible, horrible poetry. Then I’ll accuse the tabloids of making up stories about me and medicate the pain by inhaling whole boxes of ding dongs.
All I’m saying is that as an everyday plebian not-famous person,my doing this would actually be less ridiculous than Britney doing the exact same thing.
Like your blog a lot buuuttt why waste people’s time (even when I assume joking) on this shite? Lot of better stuff to concentrate on then the Britney Bimbo…
Pitchfork sucks and this blog is also starting to suck……..
pippincat, you took the words right out of my mouth. no one on planet earth would start ranting and raving on the internet because they saw a pregnant woman at mcdonald’s.
I, uh, think I may have been misinterpreted.
“Too bad we can’t see if she’s wearing shoes or not.”
Those aren’t heat lines in the background. It’s stink lines. I’m assuming it’s her feet, but I guess it could be her cooter. Speculate.
Don’t worry, I understood you pippencat: you yourself are pregnant and frequent McDonalds. In fact you are logged on from one right now.
Now what’s the URL for this cat site? I’m intrigued.
ding ding ding!! Topher got it right!!!
So, without further ado…
http://www.catoftheday.com
it’s the best I can do.
Who are all of these posers surprised about the brit talk and the quality of the blog?
Get out
That baby’s going to be born with a French fry in its mouth. (Or a Cheeto.)
Yeah, I am the poser surprised about the Brit talk and am sorry for my comment. Been a bad day, bad week, bad month, and a friggin bad year. I think Pippincat and Stereogum are awesome and there is not a day that I do not visit his blog. Just venting about the shitty state of the world where Britney is important and money rules. I know Pippincat is using sarcasm, wit, and poking fun at this very fact. I love the Stereogum and even you Mat for calling me a poser. Without music I would be dead right now…
It just got intense in here…come on, group hug.
“that Chris Walla sound”
That made me laugh….
Okay I love me some Britney Spears, But i also dont understand the 25 dollar fee for something that you can get for free..But I do love the britney web site it’s really hot an their are hot pictures of her on their usually…
Nathan are you gay?
If yes do you wan’t go out this friday?
I guess Britney didn’t read “Fast Food Nation”.
my guess would be that britney doesn’t read much of anything, smitty, and that when she does it’s only because Madonna said to.
Jesus, people. Just shut up and listen to Of Montreal. Britney = no.
what a joke….
she cant sing 4 toffies
she annoyng
and christina can beat her hands down even when she was only 6 she could.
she pisses me off royally!!!
big hugs 2 haters of britney and jess simpson slaps to lovers
luv zepher-girl
xxxxxx
I just heard that Britney had a c-section bcs She didn’t want to feel the pain of childbirth. (I’ve had 3 Kids “naturally,” it’s not all tht bad,REALLY!) NOW She’ll have to go through a LONG recovery period (compared to vaginal delivery). How STUPID is SHE?!! Had she just gone on and had the baby w/out the c-section, She’d have HARDLY ANY pain today! (Especially with him being her FIRST Child.)Then She’d have been able to REALLY enjoy her Son today. (On his first 24 hrs., an important bonding time tht would be MUCH BETTER spent devoting her FULL Attention to Him, rather than “the pain.” (Since She’s appaerently unwilling to deal with pain!) What a dumb girl! (And since when can a Patient “choose” to have a c-section for the purpose of “avioding” the pain of childbirth?!?) Stupid, stupid, stupid! That’s all I can say! Oh Well! Good Luck W/Your Son, Brit! (Next time You might wanna just try “havin’ the baby,” instead of copping out & requesting a c-section, …You just screwed yourself in the “pain department” Girlfriend!) Pain would have been over w/in a couple of DAYS (by the time you left the hospital, FOR SURE!), if you’d have just “bucked up” and let your baby come like he should have. Plus, it HAS to be better for the baby all the way around for them/HIM to push themselves out rather than be “pulled out” by a Doctor’s hands. Silly, Silly Girl! Live & Learn Britney!
Sincerely,
An “Old Pro” Mom
right u all suck….
britney spears is da best singer in da world and she rox…
she could kick christinas butt any day hands down…
i think u should all go to hell..get a life..and love brit…
who cares if she didnt want the baby naturaly..she doesnt like pain…
and who dont walk around bare foot???????
Britney you Rock!!!!
love kara nd sunny
best site
swimuit
i love u britney spears i,m your best fane a,m 10
Hey,
Don’t you guys think your human in any way. There is nothing like criticizing a person you know or if just like yourself. How can you talk about her inhaling ding dongs or McDonalds food like you don’t indulge in it youreselfs 2-3 times a week. My gosh you guys who are generally speaking to criticize the person (Britney) who brought us up on music that we grew up with and still dance to the radio with this and who also just grew up with usIf you have not grown up I would do so and stop criticzing her. She is human jsut like the rest of us. I am not a die hard fan but if I could have a chance with her she would be just like me. I would like to have a drink with her. That poor thing.
Britney Spears you are the best EVER!!! We (your fans) REALLY want you back!!! I love your new single ”Gimme More”heard it’s no.2 in Sweden and no.53 in America, and it hasn’t even been releashed on CD over there yet!, it’s AMAZING! all you other Britney out there, we need to support Britney by buying her singles and albums, so go and get yourself a copy of ”Gimme More” when it comes out!!! Britney I love you! Stay strong and continue singing and dancing!!!
britney spears she’s just a person like us!!!!!!
britney the only way for you is Jesus love you when Jesus die in the cross die for you sins the only you say is go to one church and accept A JESUS IN YOUR LIVE and your live change I used drugs and i have to mutch problems same with you.
heya i tink use should all give britany a break she needs help an a gud friend tha prick kev made her like tha he brought out d worse in her so wha if she’s sick because she’s famous ppl know all bout it an its not fair on her leave her alone…
I love Brit And wish she would come ho me. I’m from louisiana and I am a big fan. i have 2 little boys and have nothing but love and respect for the girl. Everyon e who hate s brit needs to get a life and stop picking on her!!!!
Hi everybody,
RTL German television (the largest broadcaster in Europe) is very much interested in Britneys big comeback. We?re looking forward to her appearance in ?How I met your mother? and would like to report about that for her fans in Germany. In this context we are searching for a fanclub in New York that we could visit on Monday evening and interview some fans about their opinion concerning Britneys comeback. Could you help us to find some fans who are willing to watch ?How I met your mother? with our camerateam? Could you perhaps post this request on your site and tell me other fansites that are willing to help us report about Brits comeback? You could reach me unter 212-975-7448. Thank you very much in advance and have a nice day!
Best regards,
Jan
i love u brit i’m your biggest fan in the world and i dream to meet u my love