Michael Jackson is planning to record a charity single “From The Bottom Of My Heart,” to aid victims of Hurricane Katrina. Here are the details via MTV, not The Onion:
Since Jackson’s been camped out in the Arabian Gulf in the aftermath of his child-molestation trial, and since he plans to release the song on a label owned by a prince in Bahrain, he’s calling the project “From the Gulf to the Gulf.” … He plans to reach out to other recording artists in the next 24 hours to sing along.
Never mind the fact that Jackson’s 9/11 charity single — “What More Can I Give” — was never actually released. Will this be our first glimpse of the new-and-improved Macho Jackson? “Besides lifting weights, Jacko plans to wear shorter wigs, less make-up, and generally try to look less of a freak.”
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The only thing scarier than Jacko is Jacko on roids!
Wow – wonder if Jacko has hired PMK – this smells of a Pat Kingsley rehab.
iffin mj bulks up i’d like to see him take on carrottop!
Ha ha, like he’s REALLY going to stop diddling little boys.
i sometimes wonder if jacko is even human…god he looks like something from a messed up Scifi movie. yeah to look less like a freak….how can he look less like one if he is one?
Damn, someone beat me to the Carrot Top reference.
MJ may be getting all bulked up, but he’ll still have… THAT FACE!!
His name isn’t Jacko.
yikes.
Why does everyone care about the way he looks. He has problems obviously, just by looking at him. But, I still want to hear the song.