Young MC, then and now:

1989 “Come on, fatso, and just bust a move.”
2006 Celebrity Fit Club 3!

Mr. MC will join Chastity Bono, Bruce Vilanch, Kelly LeBrock, Countess Vaughn, Jeff Conaway, Tempestt Bledsoe and Bizare at VH1′s B-List fat camp.

Anyone remember Pepsi’s Cool Cans promotion? Young MC rapped about it in the commercials. Fifteen years later and I can’t believe the jingle’s still in my head.

Cool cans are coming so don’t be afraid / If you get lucky then you might get paid.

I hope Young MC and Vanessa Huxtable hit it off. It would be like I Love The ’80s meets Real World: Austin meets The Biggest Loser.

UPDATE:

To be cool and be somewhat respectable / Pick up Pepsi in these hype receptacles.

Brain, you’re gonna get a beating for remembering this shit.

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Comments (28)
  1. when you stacked the “neon” cans, it spelled out “s-e-x”! remember?!?

  2. UglyRedHonda  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    Sad to say, I still have one of those “neon” ones. I think I drank the thing in the summer of ’90 and decided it was worth saving.

  3. steve  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    oh man, my family saved one of each can and the last time i was home, they were still in the cabinet next to the sink.

  4. lil_bastard  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    damn…my predictions were all wrong!!!
    I thought for sure wendy the snapple lady be on there again and maybe mike reno from loverboy.

  5. prime  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    i have a small collection of them and yes, the neon ones are stacked to spell “S-E-X” :)

  6. chadwicksaid  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    the new franz leaked, check your slsk and bit torrent communities.

  7. Seeing that photo of those cans is like going back to 1990 instantly for 5 seconds.

  8. One more witness here to the S-E-X stacked can phenom! Reminds me of The Lion King controversy, but that’s another story.

    I may not have those particular cans hiding away, but I do have an empty Crystal Pepsi can somewhere.

  9. A little whoring…new Franz ferdinand on my blog.

  10. how do they spell sex? i wanna seeee!

  11. Justin  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    Two things:

    1) Kelly LeBrock is fat? Damn, that sucks. I really have to avoid watching Celebrity Fit Club just so I can keep that “Weird Science” image of perfection of her in my mind.

    2) I remember there was a rumor with the Cool Cans contest that the winning cans didn’t have Pepsi in them, just some kind of unknown clear liquid, and that someone actually drank it and got sick.

  12. I’m almost positive that the Cool Cans were not the ones with the $100 in them. I think that was done at the same time, but by Coke, not Pepsi. Cool Cans were a contest, but I think it was the traditional “look inside to see if you won” contest.

    I do also remember the rumor about the liquid not being soda and people complaining because the $100 didn’t pop out so they drank the not-soda thinking it was a normal can. I suppose the liquid was supposedly harmful. But man, that was in pre-internet days, so rumors had a lot more of the “purple Monkey Dishasher” effect back then.

  13. See I was right:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Cans

    Magic Cans were the Coke thing with the 100 bucks:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MagiCans

  14. kiki  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    When did Kelly LeBrock become fat… she was so hot….

    I just cant picture it…

  15. How fat could Kelly LeBrock be? The article I read said she put on some extra pounds so she could be on the show. If that’s true, she’s not really so much fat as desparate for attention.

  16. Thanks pop culture savants — Stereogum readers gots the Cool Can knowledge, obvs!

  17. Daphne  |   Posted on Sep 9th, 2005

    Can someone tell me who Bizare is?

  18. I think Bizarre’s the giant guy from D12-

    http://images.google.com/images?q=bizarre+d12

  19. stacked “neon” can S-E-X:

  20. I remember YMC boasting that the Pepsi came in a “hype receptacle.”

  21. You’re totally right, Jake!

  22. i have an acoustic cover of “bust a move” on my myspace page – you can download it there. it is like 5 minutes long yo cuz there is a lot of words in that song – click my name for the link

  23. Didn’t he also do a Taco Bell commercial with Cool Cups? If memory serves: “Three cups in all/So Don’t Stand Still/And If you have an empty cup you get a free refill/Go to Taco Bell and place your order/Take my advice you’d better run for the border.” I, too, am greatly shamed I remember that.

  24. You forgot the beginning:

    I’m Young Mc with a story to tell
    I just got a free cup from Taco Bell
    MTV makes the whole thing fun
    come in today and you can get one (maybe)

    and the line was “they’re for a limited time so don’t stand still” I think there was four cups.

    • Joquan  |   Posted on Jan 18th, 2010

      Hello Im Young MC with a story to tell I just got a free cup from taco bell
      Now MTV makes the whole thang fun buy a giant sized pepsi and youll get one.
      4 cups in all so dont stand still and if you got a empty cup you get a free refill.
      Come to taco and youll see its true they got these 4 cups there just for you.
      Taco bell only has it for a limited time
      thats why Im coming to you with a limited rhyme.
      To get these cups you gotta place yo order
      so take my advice better run for the border.
      Beoch

  25. Sarah  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2005

    That’s one of those jingles forever burned on my brain. I was in junior high at the time, and remember kids singing the jingle as “if you get lucky then you might get Laid.”

    But check here to see the cans stacked to spell S-E-X
    http://www.snopes.com/business/hidden/pepsisex.asph

  26. This is young MC with a story to tell
    I just got a free cup from taco bell
    And MTV makes the whole thing fun
    Buy a giant size Pepsi and you’ll get one
    Four cups in all, so don’t stand still
    And if you got an empty cup you get a free refil
    Come to taco bell and you’ll see it’s true
    They got these four cups they’re just for you
    Taco Bell only has them for a limited time
    That’s why I’m comin’ to you with a limited rhyme
    To get these cups you gotta place your order
    So take my advice you better run for the border :-)

  27. misty  |   Posted on Feb 9th, 2008

    I am searching all over the internet for this video. Anyone know where it is?

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