As you must know by now, the eBay auction for a jewel-encrusted bra worn onstage by Britney Spears was pulled for a second time.

Earlier during the auction, an eBay staffer had pulled the bra from the site after deciding that it violated company policy that bars listings for used underwear. But eBay executives later reversed the decision on grounds that the bra was really a piece of entertainment memorabilia, Durzy said.

Durzy later added, “The people have a right to sniff!” Not really.

Don’t worry, though, because you can buy this Britney Bra made out of dry pasta (it comes with a photo!) or, if you’re particularly strapped for cash, you can bid on this toast with the image of a Britney Bra on it.

In case those aren’t weird/stupid enough for you, you can get the domain name www.seanprestonfederline.com for a cool two million.

Speaking of Britney’s bras and her baby, is she breast-feeding? Not if she has implants… that debate is captured in animated form here.

Dumbest auction of all time/cultural nadir link (the domain name one) via Gawker.

Comments (4)
  1. lisa  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2005

    Wha…?

  2. maya  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2005

    nah… Britney breeding and breast feeding?! Awful.

    Hmm..

  3. maya  |   Posted on Oct 11th, 2005

    nah… Britney breeding and breast feeding?! Awful.

    Hmm..

    you know, if you had the brains & bravado you could probably make that website thing work, i mean people that want her bra are gonna be looking for her baby..

  4. Britney took the bra off herself because she thought people were expecting it to be a different bra. Duh! It’s a bra that used to belong to Britney Spears! Anyone who bid on it basically wanted to lick the inside of it, the goonish internet pervs

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