Oct 13th '05 by jim @ 6:34pm 6 Comments

“If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful.”

What is this man talking about?

  1. Caffeinated Depo-Provera
  2. K-Fed’s degree in VCR repair
  3. Breast-based MP3 player
  4. Cellphone headset earring
  5. Preparation-H shampoo for Harriet Miers

Give up?

(thanks to Krist for the tip!)

 
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Comments (6)
  1. Al Einstein  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    Science: Building a better… tomato.

    Reply
  2. two.  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    oh… my… god.
    i used to be satisfied with my chest… not anymore. i’d better start saving now.

    Reply
  3. bobo1  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    If only we could’ve got Brit-Brit on some of that caffeinated Depo….Dear God, if only….

    Reply
  4. spek  |   Posted on Oct 13th, 2005

    why does everyone have to make mp3 players into everything… this should be filed under LAME!

    Reply
  5. lloyd  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2005

    I don’t think the iBreast Nano will sell very well… but the video iBreast, that’s something I need to see!

    Reply
  6. JD  |   Posted on Oct 15th, 2005

    Useless until they can fit in my balls.

    Reply

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