How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed’s finished tracks and wasn’t impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.
Aaron sez: “Federline’s been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album” (link dead)
K Fed – “Y’all Aint Ready” (MP3) (new, working link)
According to Disco D, Kev’s stopped writing songs altogether. “[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles.” And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.
More Disco D: “You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again.”
At least the beat is hot.
Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying “Pavarotti”: “I’ve been informed that’s just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that’s his style…”
Update 2: Indeed, we were not ready for that. All the deep linking gave the server a fat headache, so we’ve replaced it with a YSI MegaUpload. Post your own in the comments.
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“got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again.” .. what a poser, he’s no jay-z wtf
not feelin the beat
Still, that beat is fuckin’ brilliant compared to the retarded rhymes layered on top of it.
what is this world coming to? k federline is an ass.
might not be such a good look to hotlink that shit.
he DOES say Pavarotti instead of Paparazzi!
I can’t wait for the rappin’ granny’s diss record.
bubba sparxx might sue…. what did the kfed jerk-off develop a drawl??
straight out the gate to two thousand and eight what what
it sounds like a bad fabolous impression at best and that’s pretty bad
And you’re sure this isn’t just something off Vanilla Ice’s “Hard to Swallow” album? I’m about ready to start shaving stripes in my eyebrows.
Now I know why there are no white trash rap records people actually hear.
that’s not hot.
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he makes crazy town look like M.O.B.
Wow, K Fed being produced by hollertronix. It’s like a Ferrari with a Geo engine. Seriously, this guy it a total tool.
says alot when britney thinks your shit sucks…
Wow. Are you KIDDING me? That sounds slightly familiar though… OH, wait! Naw, thats just me and my homies STONED and DRUNK out of our minds trying to rap to a video game beat!
Just one more thing to someday torture poor PMS Federline.
ugh.
all i have to say about this is “YEEHAW, GET’M YODLE OH.” k-fed’s album leak is not too dissimilar to some disgusting fast food sandwich sweating through the wrapper all over the table.
“now, all you have to do is walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment” – peter griffin on federline.
umm… ew.
umm… ew.
He’s right.. I ain’t ready
He has a lisp!
Not that race is the reason, but all i keep thinking is:
acid in my bottle so i gotta get some mo’/put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store/cus you know what i mean when i’m feelin kinda funky/i said honkey/straight throwin donkeys.
i think it’s the forced voice and 1993 stylzzz.
This has got to be a joke, right? Is he serious? Better yet, if he is serious, can we shoot him before he breeds? Oops, too late.
Can some some clearify this? Does it say:
“back then they call me K.Fed/but you can call me Dad instead?”
Is this a song to his kid? Is he pulling a dare I say it…an Eminem?
This makes those rapping attempts by sports stars look like serious stabs at artistic merit. Jesus.
Paul, I could totally listen to “What’s Up, Doc?” right now
oh my gaaaawwwwwdddddd! laughable!
That was bad. No further comment needed.
Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it’s not even his fault.
Oh my god. I really do feel so bad for that poor little kid. Think about what kind of person would try to release a song like that. Just like the sense of inflated ego that you would have to have to do that and think it was good, and to think that you had the musical talent or vision to be successful. And then to have that person as a parent?? This kid is going to end up being so worthless and it’s not even his fault.
Can somebody please find out why Luciano Pavarotti is chasing K-Fed? Ah, those Italians and thier wacky Vendettas.
terrifying how much it reminds me of this guy…
http://www.johnnydangerous.net/HOME.html
aren’t some of these comments just knee-jerk reactions cause it’s kevin? i really like the beat/production. okay the rapping is a bit silly but i think it’s quite good. or at least not the steaming pile of dung i expected.
wow! That was bad, his raps are generic and I don’t think he has the vocab in his brain to put together a good rap. It’s like patty cake patty cake bakers man, and I know that dead beat daddy doesn’t know any nursery rhymes, so where did he get that pattern from??? Britney should buy him a dictionary, or better yet have someone else write his rhymes. The hook is the weakest part, which is really sad that should be the strongest part. There is a little something interesting in there, but it’s probably just the production.
I hope Disco D is getting well paid for this garbage…
http://www.thahiphop.com
Are you kidding me? No wonder Britney laughed when she heard this crap…give it up buddy…
well, if nothing else, it was worth downloading for the kitsch factor.
truly, that sucked. someone needs to remind kevin that not only is he white, but he raps like a white poser. i mean, even hot steppa was better than this.
the underlying production is pretty good, i will give it that, but it doesn’t make up for the shittasticness of the rest of it.
THAT SHYT IS HORRIBLE! AND WHAT’S THIS CRAP ABOUT HIM WATCHING FADE TO BLACK AND NOW NOT WRITING ANYTHING DOWN? ARE U F’IN KIDDING ME? HE COULD NEVER AND WILL NEVER BE ON JAY’S LEVEL..IT’S A TALENT THAT HE AINT’ GOT. HE NEEDS TO KEEP HIS DAY JOB..OH WAIT..HE DOESN’T HAVE ONE. MAYBE HE COULD CONTINUE JUST SHAKIN’ THAT LIL AZZ..
they should stop the leak before anything else escapes…
ha ha…totally reminds me of vanilla ice!
hey hey hey, i usually respect your points of view, BUTTTT … “Tbe beat is not HOT” … WTF … are you on meds? … this material sucks!
Play ICE BABY again … that was a HOT BEAT!
My ears are bleeding.
That is all.
hahaha, the haters are right. shit does make crazy town sound like Mothers Opposing Bush. (…idiots…)
He’s got a lisp.
Oh yeah, and this sounds like shit.
come on, the beat’s not that terrible. it’d make a great ringtone.
I am sorry to say who told Kevin the Loser he was a rap singer. Was he high on something thinking he would become a singer hahaha. Kevin please go back flipping burgers or better yet take care of Brittney or else you will be out the door for not being a good daddy.
I think he sounds good, better than I thought he would, everyone is just haters, there jealous, this guy hit the jackpot of all time, Britney let him, we are want to be in his place, end of story, can’t blame him for recording, at least he’s motivated.
You can call me Daddy? That line’s going to be giving me nightmares for years to come. Thanks K-Fed
These posts are hilarious…..you people rock..Kevin? is that your name? Just go…now, please…
It sounds kind of like Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence decided to tone it down and become a rapper.
YOU’RE RIGHT KEVS I AIN’T READY!!!
Is this dude for real, he and Vanilla Ice should collaborate. He needs to stick to dancing backup for real entertainers and no I don’t mean Britney!
I agree with jim; if this were an instrumental blasting inside a car stereo (somehow, I feel the beat was made with the car in mind) it would be hot.
yeah, the first time I heard this I thought, “man, I hope this doesn’t blast from cars all summer”
It sounds like an Atari game.
Who knew my transcription skills would come in so handy…
I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth but y’all people keep increasing my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna, I’m gonna sell bout two mill, fool, then I’m a-gonna
I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting into situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin
I’m not your brother, not your uncle, I’m daddy, dude
Steppin’ in this game and y’all ain’t got a clue
My prediction is that y’all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can’t wait ’cause people are always askin’ me — when’s the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me
Gettin’ anxious, go take a peek, I’m starring in your magazine now every day of the week
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead…
“you can call me daddy” just how many kids already calls the looser daddy? those are the only ones that will call him daddy besides his emotionally,needy, clingy daft wife of his.
Oh. My. God. Um, that was horrific. You are right, the beat is not bad. He should be required by law to have no more children.
it was better than i thought it would be
worst rap ever
It is cleat that money can’t buy you talent. He’s going down. Maybe he’ll be famous somewhere else…like Hasselhof in Germany!
HA. Pavarottis.
omg. i cant even comment on it.
its going to be embarrassing for him when his wife sells another 10 million albums and he sells around 10.
To quote Leonard Pinth-Garnell:
“Stunningly bad!”
“Monumentally ill-advised!”
“Perfectly awful!”
“Couldn’t be worse!”
“Exquisitely awful!”
“Astonishingly ill-chosen!”
“Really bit the big one!”
Eminem should send K. Fed a gift basket for singlehandedly proving that not just any white guy can get up and rap…
Worst rap since David Faustino (a.k.a. Bud Bundy) released a single way back when.
sounds like k-fed has been listening to a little too much peaches. there is part in there that sounds just like a song from teaches of peaches–diddle my skittle maybe.
and yeah, im definitely not ready for k-fed.
i’m gonna agree with devin on this one.
Thanks for the snippet. Now I have the perfect song to commit suicide to.
coolfer?
holy f.
i also thought,”i told ya” by d lil (david faustino)
until now, i was pretty damn sure i was the only one who could recall that one.
of course he had an excuse?his rap took place in 1992.
This cannot be for real. It just can’t.
I ALMOST feel sorry for him in advance of how badly this upcoming album is going to be reviewed/ridiculed.
But not quite.
I would rather hear “Doin’ the Bartman” by Bart Simpson 100 times in a row then listen to K-Fed again.
This was not nearly as bad as I had anticipated. Don’t get me wrong – it is definitely bad, but I was expecting it to be SO much worse.
Besides, he needs to get the word out on what he’s supposed to be called, yo – “momma’s babies’ punka$$, loafin’, unemployed, worthless ex” is too tough for his kids to learn, and it’s not like they’re going to know to “call (him) Daddy” otherwise, right?
Damn! Now Brittney’s gonna have to spend more money just to buy 100,000 copies to make him think somebody gives a shit!
That shit wouldn’t have sold back in 83 when that Atari beat WAS hot.
i like how he wasnt my daddy in the beginning of the song and then in the end he was my daddy. oh lord!
I thought it was HOT…..You all are HATERS!!!
Well, at least I now know how to pronounce K-Fed.
The sonar blips are nice.
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE
FUCKIN HORRIBLE
What’s with this “back then i was k-fed, now i’m daddy” stuff? Hasn’t he been “daddy” to someone for a while now? I feel sorry for the kid(s?) he has with other women.
eh, the true Fade to Black is by the musical gods known as “Metallica”. Everything else can’t cut it.
I didn’t like it, it sounds like the porno track Paris Hilton got off to.
WTF is a Papa-rah-tee?
That was God awful, yet I crave more.
Yes I think Jethro is a crass talentess opportunist but…with the right video producer he could have a hit.
The strip mall rats and double wides will appreciate his trashiness.
WTF I expected just a LITTLE…OK…A LOT better. When they said BRit laughed at it i was like ok it aint that bad it cant be. But dern it if i wasnt wrong. He BEST NOT choose that as a first single, or a single period. He will screw up his music career b4 it even starts. He sounds like a wannabe Eminem…and the beat aint that good either. Hopefully he can make something better than that filth.
Where is Eminem when we need him.
You know what you guys? K.Fed just needs Milli Vanilli as back up on some tracks. I know that one of them is alive, and the old men who actually sang the tracks must need a job.
Put that shit on the radio and it will blow the fuck up.
I really should be a producer.
wolf parade he aint.
The only income the child of KFed and Brit is ever going to have will be residuals from advertisements as Planned Parenthood’s spokesmodel.
Umm, hello!! That beat actually sounds like farts. I’m not kidding listen again. I can’t believe anyone would like that beat…..
and he of course is HORRIBLE.
You’re damn right i’m a hater, He’llbethenextEminem. K-fed’s rhymes are weak, generic, lack originality, and the whole song screams “Look at me, I’m so fucking hardcore because someone gave me an album!” He’s definitely the pride of Fresno. If your wife, who is just a notch above your trashiness, and makes rather mediocre but danceable music laughs at you, you’ve got a problem. That, or it says something about the level of sophstication of the music you like, He’llbethenextEminem.
#1 Disco D is dope…i doubt any of you guys know who he is…
#2 If you knew anything about being a playa…youd never hate on homie…
The only reason i like the guy is because hes hittin britney…rollin a ferrari…spending her chips..
how can you hate on that? I give him mad props…
90% of hip hop is garbage…bad production..at least he has disco d…beat was better than most shit out…
dont hate the playa..hate the game…i doubt any of you got some….
We quake in our gangsta undies, BASEONENINE.
I want those 52 seconds of my life back.
OMG that shit is off the hook
Sign me up
Where can I get this Album???
Wow, words cannot describe the wonderous music i just heard.
K-Fed you rock my world.
Finally a good white rapper
So much better then eminem
I feel violated.
Wow, that was fucking scary. I truly thought it was a SNL spoof. Are you sure it’s not? I can’t believe they’re really going to release this awful shit. It’s worse than the MilliVinilli scandal back in the day!
Man, you peeps are 2 mean. How bout giving a dude a break and some props 4 accomplishing something.
OK I’m kidding. It sucked.
Hope you got a prenup Brit. This guy ain’t gonna be earning any cheddar.
That was the funniest thing I have ever heard…I laughed so hard I think I peed my pants!
ok. yeah. i didnt even care for the beat. i mean sure, it wasnt as bad as i thought it was. but it still wasnt good. If he wants to put out a lame azz album i say let him. Who cares what the chode does. not my problem. quit whining. the music sucks, get on with your egocentric lives, bad driving skills, and lung cancer.
P.S. hot carl, dont lead KFed on like that. its mean.
I didn’t listen to the song but I’m sure it’s not very good. Vote Republican. God Bless America!
Shuttup Jeremy. America = Stewpid. Republicans are assholes. i sleep with your mom. KFed is cooler than your degraded IQ
if it were anyone else, some record company would be shoving this down our thoats like it is the next big thing… this trash is not different then lots of other trash selling today… some 13y.o. is out there loving it
the beat was kind of nice though
he and Brit Brit need to go climb a mountain… and come back in about 6 years
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Wondering if he’s planning on opening for Ashley Simpson.