K-Fed’s rap rocked the blogosphere (and blew up our server) last week. Even Newsweek‘s noticed.

“Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I’m gonna sell about two mil, fool, then I’m a goner … I know you all wish you was in my position/’Cause I keep gettin’ in situations that you wish you was in, cousin.” Mr. Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, in “Y’All Ain’t Ready,” the first single off his debut hip-hop album. The track was released on the Internet to less-than-favorable opinion.

I think they mean YOU. Today MTV News says Kevin is undaunted as he heads back to the studio with producer Scott Storch.

A-Kutch’s Federline commercial parody was on SNL last weekend. We’ve transcribed (’cause who has time for buffering?)…

I look like I might stink yo.
But I don’t.
Come over here, check it.
Federline yo.
You jealous? I think so.
Federline yo.
I’m bustin’ out. Doin’ my own thing.
Don’t tell Britney yo.

Federline. Man panties for wiggers.

On newsstands now:

Doesn’t anybody stay together anymore?

Comments (14)
  1. bethany  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    i’m glad i’m not the only one who rhymes position with cousin.

  2. Rachel  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    i think i’d rather have my head up a dolphin’s ass than hear k-fed rap again, cousin.

  3. jules  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    I have got to see that SNL sketch with Mr. Demi Moore. I heard it was hilarious. Where can I see it?

    Oh yeah, and K-Fed, is a retarted wigger indeed.

    Pathetic

  4. H-TownHellRaiser  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    I don’t know what all the fuss is about… K-Fed is a God-send to Rap music. I can’t wait to jam his CD in my 1992 Baby Blue Taurus. Kanye who?

    I can already hear his inspirational words now:

    “My name is K-Fed-
    Your gonna wish you was dead-
    When you bumpin’ my track-
    Cause this shit is whack!”

    Wow. nevermind. I IMMEDIATELY regret my decision to listen to that.

    Oh well. So when’s that badass A-Kutch’s album dropping?

  5. jane  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    Finally.

    Jesus, Scott. It’s about time you posted something on K-Fed.

    You still owe us a Britney/Kevin convo though.

  6. madskrillz  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    Preferably a Brit/Kev convo in which Kev never stops rapping.

  7. Billy K  |   Posted on Nov 10th, 2005

    A-Kutch is playing with fire there. A hat on the bed is the worst bad luck you can have. if that hat were to fall off – perhaps during passionate love-making – he would be in a world of hurt.

    Hasn’t anyone seen Drugstore Cowboy!?

  8. you post about britney and other attractive young woman on here a lot. and then you post about….good bands….haha

    but yeah that is funny, i guess

  9. ashton kutcher is about as cool as k-fed. pot and kettle.

  10. Gabi  |   Posted on Nov 11th, 2005

    I hate to say i told you so…

  11. memememe  |   Posted on Nov 12th, 2005

    Yknow, the line —

    I look like I might stink yo.
    But I don’t.

    Has Tina Fey written all over it.

  12. Not a wigger  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2005

    Please don’t call him a wigger, they are called Wafrican Wamericans now.

  13. he cant rap, but you gotta admit, he brought down and dogged a pop star, it just goes to show you rich people are stupid too. he has not only played brittany, but also his self, he should have stayed at home with her and scamed more money, i sure hope he hide some of that money. i heard that in the prenup he only gets 300,000 for every full year they are married. hes still a player and i give it to him, a regular nobody got in and now look, hes a household name, regardless of why, play on kevin, play on

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