I know you’re all concerned. Daisy Duke is “flirting up a storm with a bevy of bachelors — from A-list actors to Grammy-winning musicians” according to her covery story in the new US Weekly. Meanwhile, today Nick Lachey debuts a sad new song on AOL Music.

It’s called “What’s Left of Me,” and here’s a sample lyric:

“I’ve been dying inside, you see? / I’m going outta my mind, outta my mind, I’m just running in circles all of the time. / Will you take what’s left of me?”

He looks depressed in that photo. Jessica 1, Nick 0? I don’t think so. Lachey’s probably excited as hell to spend Superbowl Sunday without a dumb blonde constantly pausing the Tivo to ask what buffalo wings are made out of.

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Comments (12)
  1. Goddamnit stereogum

  2. to be honest. the single sounds better than any of the stuff i ever heard on the pathetic “soul-o.”

  3. Cheeeeeeeeee
    zeeeeeeeeeee

    Jessica: 1
    Nickie boy: a resounding 0

  4. that meet the ice queens story looks good.

  5. omg teh tabloid steregumm!!1

    hehe..
    i kinda feel sorry for the lad, seems he’s thinking too much– he should go out and date someone who knows how to cook

  6. smelly Jones  |   Posted on Feb 3rd, 2006

    did u check out Chapelle on Oprah today? I don’t know, he sounded a little nutty…and he couldn’t handle the stress…be a man Chappell

  7. Cute. It’s his own “Can I Borrow a Feeling?”

  8. Jessica Simpsom’s career has come to shilling greasy pizza with a song she didn’t even write.

    Jessica: -3
    Nickie boy: a resounding 0

  9. beth  |   Posted on Feb 4th, 2006

    OMG!!!!! thank you! i didnt realize i didnt know how nick and jessica were coping until i saw your heading. ! life is so wierd. luv the pic of nick.

  10. Rita  |   Posted on Feb 4th, 2006

    Nick will bounce back from this drama and land on his feet.

  11. number 1# eternal dieheart fan and soulmate of jessica simpson for eternity.

  12. number 1# eternal true dieheart fan and true soulmate love of jessica simpson for eternity and forevr!

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