Man, Ashlee Simpson’s hot since her nose job…

But she doesn’t touch Norah Jones in a sleazy superhero disguise.

Pela were the draw to The Delancey, but after their moving set we were told to stick around for No Jo — “Norah Jones’ new punk band,” someone explained. We didn’t know what to think. But we weren’t leaving. Seeing the Queen of Lite-FM strut up to the mic a few minutes later, slinging a guitar, sporting short shorts, fishnet stockings, an eye mask, and a blonde wig, our jaws fell. No Little Willies here: Meet El Madmo! Norah was joined by Handsome Band regular Daru Oda, also in costume. The duo was definitely cute. Definitely not punk.

There were rock elements. Tunes were slinky. Others felt like ballsy country stomps. Lyrics were juvenile and cheeky. One song was a warning to scuzzy boys to not “dare look at my derrier.” Another detailed an infatuation with a boy named Carlos who was “so awesome” that Norah was gonna “knit him a sweater.” Then there was the art-rock spoken word bit, over Doors-y texture and whispered theatrics. Totally lost us. But all in all, the playing was tight, and the girl’s got pipes. Did we mention the fishnets and short shorts?

There were some decent tunes, some deft arrangements, and three absurdly talented kids having a good time on a Friday night. But overall it was just Norah taking the piss. The set ended with no reference to No Jo’s future. Gothamist left wanting more. Yeti Don’t Dance was unimpressed. Stereogum will stick with Come Away With Me which we imagine sees a sales spike every Mother’s Day. (What, you got mom Gulag Orkestar? Your mother’s fucking cool!) But we digress.

Comments (34)
  1. Sean  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    Wow. Norah Jones is pretty damn hot as a punkish blonde.

  2. jason  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    I demand stereogum and gothamist stop referring to each other in their entries. These blogo-reacharounds have to stop. Think of the children.

  3. !!! woah.

  4. Chuck  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    i really want MP3s. like, seriously.
    i’m still stoked for her allegedly “cuss-filled” appearance (according to Mike Patton) on the new Peeping Tom album….

  5. Are you sure she wasn’t auditioning for a live-action Jem and the Holograms movie? She’s a dead ringer for Jem in that top picture! Compare for yourself: http://members.tripod.com/candyfl03_2/

  6. As uncool as it is, I’m a fan of Norah Jones anyway (gorgeous voice), and I’ve always found her very attractive. This just added to it.

    As for the “cuss filled” Peeping Tom song: I have the album and its much ado about nothing. The song is good (as is the entire album), but the only cursing she does is say “motherfucker” in the chorus. Still pretty hot.

  7. Jem? More like one of The Misfits.

    Their songs are better anyway.

  8. sharmin  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    that voice…the new look…i like it :)

  9. almostaghost  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    anyone have madmo demos that are mentioned on their blog?

    http://elmadmo.com/2004/11/want-demo.html

  10. Jack D  |   Posted on May 14th, 2006

    Her voice is better than heroin (not really). Nice that she found a new way to use it.

  11. Mark Swiderski  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    Christina Gaines.

  12. booboo  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    neat.

  13. Sorry, we talking about the same Norah Jones??

    http://www.musictimes.com.au

  14. nick  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    I’m intrigued.

    Does that make me crazy? – Cee Lo Green

  15. kestrel  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    Damn, NoJo is cool and HAWTTTT!

  16. jojoba  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    I still think AssSimp is hotter.

  17. Billy K  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    Norah Jones can’t help but play it safe. Even when fronting a “punk band,” she takes no chances. Perfect little Fender Mustang and matching outfits that are “sexy,” but lack any sex appeal whatsoever. I see an up-tight control freak.

    She’s weak.

  18. Ashley  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    Norah is without a doubt, one of the coolest people I’ve met in the six years I’ve been in the concert industry.

  19. Kirri  |   Posted on May 15th, 2006

    Ooh, wouldn’t mind taking a squiz at that. The music, I mean. Norah’s hot and all, but…Ready Please, Mister Music!

  20. I’m lovin’ it…
    …but I’m really achin’ for soem mp3s here…

  21. godoggo  |   Posted on May 16th, 2006

    I was thinking Darryl Hannah in Taipei, oops, I mean Bladerunner.

    See, Taipei’s just like Bladerunner.

  22. You can stream two songs on their myspace page.

    http://www.myspace.com/elmadmo

  23. mega  |   Posted on May 16th, 2006

    Loco for NoJO!!!

  24. El Madmo mp3′s. “Carlo” and “Vampire Guy”. Come and get ‘em.

    http://cableandtweed.blogspot.com/2006/05/el-madmo-featuring-norah-jones_16.html

  25. Roxywildchild  |   Posted on May 16th, 2006

    NoJo should stand for No Joke.

  26. One Big WTF

  27. Ha. I was at the show too (took some photos), just slept on posting about it. Guess I have a lot to learn. . .

    http://suckapants.com/2006/05/im-sorry-i-got-old-waiting-for-you.html

  28. Pela SUCKED! I was there for Mia Riddle:

    http://www.myopenbar.com/blog.php

  29. latrell  |   Posted on May 17th, 2006

    Yo pinkeye why you gotta dis people to push some other band homie?

  30. reveler  |   Posted on Oct 7th, 2007

    I like to blow my load on her wig.

  31. Norah Jones  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2010

    Dear Ms. Frost,

    Geoffrey is great. Pretty great really.

    Sincerely,

    Norah

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