Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton had a nasty run-in inside Los Angeles club Hyde Friday. But the fun started outside when Hilton’s pal Brandon Davis launched a string of expletives about Miss Lohan and her “firecrotch,” much to Paris’ amusement.
Watch here. Headphones, people!
Who’s got a transcript? I need to learn some new insults.
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If you notice Paris publicist Eliott Mintz is walking with them. What a mighty fall for him, from being a close friend to John Lennon to keeping company with pretty much the lowest form of humanity in the world.
The best part of that video is when Paris drives away at 200 mph
I know this goes without saying anymore, but I’m just going to say it anyway so I feel better: “Why the fuck do we need to know who Paris Hilton is?” Ah, that was cathartic.
I’m sorry where was Tapes n Tapes in that video clip?
I’m not being facetious here, who is Brandon Davis?
For all you non LA socialites brandon davis and his brother jason davis are heirs to like some 3 billion dollar oil throne and they are assholes as a profession.
it’s pretty hysterical
that just makes me fucking sick that people like them are not just walked, but ESCORTED down the street, others being pushed out of the way for them, while they do and say whatever the fuck they want just because they have money(not to mention call lindsay lohan POOR). and be what fuckng 24 and still feel the need to cause drama and ttalk shit when they precious life is judged. this video=why america is the way it is.
Brandon Davis = the smartest man alive.
That was just plain fucking idiotic. I am dumber for watching even the fist 30 seconds of it.
“Shes worth like 7 million. Which means she is really poor!”
WTF
Paris dident think it was so funny last year when Mr. (I use that term lightly) Davis told all the tabloids that she is a racist bitch. He no longer has Mischa to give him spotlight time, so he has to slum with the nasty Hilton sisters.
Cocaine is a hellaof drug
Yep. It’s a music blog.
Yeah, that’s what I need, that puffy bastard telling me I don’t want to f*** a celebrity. And he’s walking around with that useless VD host? Last time I checked, lumpy got dumped for Cisco Adler, right? Talk less shit, eat less carbs, buy a treadmill.
Here’s my caption for the photo (having not now, nor ever planning on, seeing the video):
Brandon: (donkey like-braying sfx)
Paris: (stereotypical Anime tittering girl sfx)
The Knicks could really use Lindsay Lohan’s clitoris, next season.
Karma is a bitch.
Brandon Davis needs to get rid of that belly before he starts talking about anyone. And why the hell does he always look like he just ran a marathon. He always looks greasy, lol.
Those two idiots stand for everything that is wrong in America!
I can’t beleive Marissa Cooper fucked Fat Bastard.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=P8ENRQKF
thats the new primal scream album
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/friday-night-catfight/20060515113309990001
this guy’s totally into lindsay’s crotch.
Really, $7 million doesn’t sound like that much until you think of it as $100,000 per year for 70 years. Then it seems like a lot.
Some people make less than $15,000 per year in America and work almost 18 hours a day to suport a entire family, and around the world is even worst, so to me $7 milion is a lot of money to someone that is not even a great actress.
This people need some perspective.
“talk less shit, eat less carbs, buy a treadmill”
robbie_fearless is my personal hero.
I’m no great L-Ho defender but a few random things…
She gets close to five million a movie and has down few in the past two years and has had a top selling album so she’s probably worth more then 7 million dollars…
Which by the way she earned for herself and wasn’t given by her parents…
And she just finished working on a film with one of the greatest directors in the history of American film (Robert Altman) working alongside America’s greatest living actress (Meryl Streep)…
Pretty puts Paris and Brandon’s ‘accomplishments’ in perspective.
hahaha. I LOVE mischa… i always have. and I’ve always hated that chunky sleepy eyed greasy fuck…. but this gives me a new level of respect for him. I’ve been using firecrotch for eons! haha
firecrotches are hot.
redheads rule!
Thanks for the new Primal Scream, Julie.
it was classic at how even the papparazzi were laughing.
Just when I thought I was in the middle-class with an average amount of money. How low can that guy be? He is so arrogant and full of himself.
+points to lindsay for sticking with ryan adams when he’s back on the smack as well. Can’t help thinking that she’d be like a great big join the dots version of herself when she’s naked, airbrushes got nuthin on those freckles.
Just thought I’d let “J” know that his comment regarding the Knicks and their need for Lindsay Lohan’s clitoris next year was not only very funny, but just might save Larry Brown’s job.
People dog us all the time for having red hair. It’s nothing new.
We may have freckles and red hair, but least Lindsay and I both have our sweat glands under some decent amount of control… if we’re going to be discussing vanity or whatever.
J’s comments about Lindsay and the Knicks was the best thing I’ve read all day.
Post here more.
Brandon Davis hit on my roommate last weekend at Roberto Cavalli’s house by telling her he had a plane. In front of her boyfriend.
I love this guy.
All this talk about Lindsay, but who was caught doing what on camera and agreed to it being sold?
Paris has a “firecrotch” and that has nothing to do w/ the color of her hair.
what the fuck does this have to do with anything music related? please dont post stuff like this..it’s disgusting and boring
7 foot long clitoris now that’s amazing
Holy fuck, Elliot Mintz(!!!!!!!)
is elliot mintz the dude who gets his tie pulled and then snaps at b. davis? whoever that is rules.
but what’s wrong with “firecrotches”?? red haired women are the most gorgeous in the world. FACT.
learn to play the fuckin guitar kids! ok?
I had to stop it… I couldn’t take any more! I swear if I were there I would have probably just shot that fool… Just to shut him up. The best thing that could have happened to that entourage would have been getting mowed down by that car when they crossed the street. (Somehow… deep down inside I was really wanting it to happen… even though I knew it wasn’t going to)
I had to stop it… I couldn’t take any more! I swear if I were there I would have probably just shot that fool… Just to shut him up. The best thing that could have happened to that entourage would have been getting mowed down by that car when they crossed the street. (Somehow… deep down inside I was really wanting it to happen… even though I knew it wasn’t going to)
That was ugly and viscous. I’m indifferent to Lohan, but at least she has some talent and earned what she has through hard work.
What a piece of shit. Fucking rich people…
i guess this shit is supposed to be funny or shocking or both or who cares….?
but, if i really wanted to see anything about these idiots……well, no i really don’t….
so, what’s the point of posting this high schoolish douche bag rich kid rant?
you hipsters………
*poot*
> what the fuck does this have to do with
> anything music related? please dont post stuff
> like this..it’s disgusting and boring
They’re both recording artists! Disgusting? Yes. Boring? No.
Who’s Brandon Davis?
What’s most important here is that Paris uses my phone, the Blackberry 8700. I feel important.
Here’s hoping to never hear her donkey laugh ever, ever again.
Break Dance said what I wanted to say!So fucking true! Brandon Davis needs to shut the fuck up!
I can’t wait for the new Celebrity Deathmatch! They should really write in that 7′ clit. I bet it would beat the shit out of Paris’ herpes.
I would love to eat lindsey’s 7 foot long clit.
Can someone PLEASE tell me exactly what Brandon said? The stupid video wont play on my computer!
I think that they are both pathetic losers with no morals! Who are they to talk about lindsay when she earned all her 7 million by herself!
she didn’t get handed millions when born and told to go treat people like shit cause your rich,
she went through alot of bullshit and hardships to get where she is, they just wish they had just a few of what she is really woth….
I have an old Mac and I can’t find the vid on youtube. The link won’t let me play it. Anyone out there know where I can download a WMV or mpeg or quicktime of the vid? Please email me:
deelewee@hotmail.com
Thanks
I need a little help because I’m TOO POOR to buy the cheap Mac mini. I don’t have a TRUST FUND like those two mutherfuckerz. I have to work and save and scrimp >:(
Email me, please
umm who would sleep with oily brandon davis i think is the real question…..
I’m not suprised that Brandon Davis is heir to an oil empire, considering he prodices most of the oil himself!!!(check out his greasy hair and face)
Wow. Well clearly money doesn’t buy class or good taste. Or good company for that matter. Imagine hanging out with those two lightweights all evening – “I’m hot!” “I’m oily and disgusting!” “That’s hot!” “Hey Paris, do you have an oil-absorbent tissue?” Blah, blah . . .
Totally agree about Brandon needing to do something about his appearance before he goes yammering about the state of someone’s crotch. Perhaps the supposed fire from Lindsay’s crotch would help evaporate some of the sweat that seems to be perpetually covering his body. Hmmm . . . leads me to believe that his itsy bitsy may not be so fresh either . . .
There’s a brilliant take on this over at Go Fug Yourself (the writers of which had an already low opinion of Brandon Davis).
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/
I wonder what grand daddy would think of little Brandon? Is this the genetic material of a man that created a billion dollar empire?
The ultra rich ought be content to simply fuck air headed bimbo’s and certianly not breed with em…goes double for Hilton.
I would love it if that fat fuck kid gets the shit beat out of him soon. Fat Davis and Whore Hilton need to be shot…seriously!
watching the video dont surprise me, lol….no matter how much monay YOU have, YOU cant buy Your self class, and this is pretty obvious….
well i dont know what a fire crotch is, for we never seen LL’s, but we all saw porno start paris’s didnt we?…lolz….paris and brandon Your white trash!
watching the video dont surprise me, lol….no matter how much monay YOU have, YOU cant buy Your self class, and this is pretty obvious….
well i dont know what a fire crotch is, for we never seen LL’s, but we all saw porno star paris’s didnt we?…lolz….paris and brandon Your white trash!
I would rather be nude with the Lohan than the Paris… and the fat guy? GROSS He can only talk about fire if he’s talking about roasting his pig ass over it….gross
watching the video dont surprise me, lol….no matter how much money YOU have, YOU cant buy Your self class, and this is pretty obvious….
well i dont know what a fire crotch is, for we never seen LL’s, but we all saw porno star paris’s didnt we?…lolz….paris and brandon Your white trash!
yes Mrs Hilton id be proud of my porn star drugged up daughter running the streets half cocked! nice way You raised Your kids, maybe some of that hair extention money would have been best used by sending her to some school that teaches one manners or one that would have raised her DECENT! lolz at the Hiltons for being americas fav white trash family!
oh and by the way who is the fat ugly guy name brandon davis?
I thinks it’s time we poor people think about dusting off all those Guillotines.
paris is JEAULOUS and so not cool and oh mygod theyre just too pathetic-its like im sorry but by saying those things you cant go any lower…WHITE TRASH ALL THE WAY!!!
everyone knows he’ll be talking shit about paris in a week, what an idiot.
Yeah, Brandon Davis is a despicable, worthless piece of human garbage. Like fucking that whore Hilton makes him worthy of attention. Paris fucks more people in a month, than the avergae person will in their life.
I think that Paris is a nasty hore that doesnt have anything else to do but talk shit. GROW UP, U BITCH…I guess she went thru all the man she can possibly can and now she has nothing else go get attention on so now she decided to talk shit. Bitch, get a life. U part must be so torn apart that no man would look at you for who u are. I hope you meet somebody that would make u totally broke. U unworthy piece of shit!
I use to like Paris Hilton before seeing this video. First of all Lindsay Lohan works for her money and in my eyes is a real celebrity! Yeah guys and who was the fat fuck she was with never heard of him before this. I do no that he sounded like a fag on that video. He sounded like a drunk drag queen seriously. Paris should remember what happened to her with that sex tape. And most of all Kathy and Rick Hilton should not be proud of how Paris turned out guess that’s what happenes when you have kids and let them raise themselves. I no Paris is a Hilton but honestly she will never have anything to do with the Hotel chain itself I mean could you imagine Paris having anything to do with the Company itself? Yeah right! Honestly I do after seeing this video think Paris (at least) is trash! See guys even the rich are so misreable that they can’t find better things to do with their time it really is sad. And what’s more sad is that we (the little people) are the ones who make them rich. We should all stop supporting the celebrity’s (the nasty mean ones) this way they can’t grow any richer. I mean don’t you get sick of hearing about Paris Hilton and that slut Kim Stewart. I do have to say though I was thinking not all celebrity kids grow up to be trash look at the Trumps. Now could you ever imagine Donald Trump letting his kids act this way. Kathy and Rick Hilton should be ashamed of themselves and for their daughter. Just think how Paris Hilton is dragging that name through the gutter! So sad!!!
Oh yeah one more thing Lindsay Lohan keep your head up. You are a real working celebrity. Don’t stoop to the level of others trying to bring you down. Paris is just jealous she will never have a movie career or a singing career unless her family actually pays someone to buy her a career. Paris you suck I thought you were cool but after seeing this and how you treat other human beings you have changed my mind. I hope your money makes you happy because one day after you have walked over everyone and talked all your trash it may be the only thing you have. Honestly it must suck having money like that because you never no who really likes you. We should all boycot Hilton Hotels wouldn’t that be something. The neat thing is that we really could all do it. Anyway just no her payback will come one day one day she will mess with the wrong person. Good luck Paris you are going to need it!
isent it ironic when the whole world saw paris’s crotch, and now they are making fun of the firecrotch?
I don’t care what Brandon says about ol’ firecrotch, for $20 bucks I’d sleep with her.
Paris and Nicky are used whores. And don’t let that quiet cunt Nicky fool you…she’s just as much of a douche bag.
And Brandon is a fat, pudgy fuck….everyone knows that being fat is worse than being a red-head on the grade school “loser” level.
So best remember the rules of immature insults FatBoy.
I hope Paris gets her wish , she earns her living by her fav profeesion “sleeping around”& that Brandon is her Pimp.
I heard that not only didn’t Paris write her own autobiography but that it had to be read to her as the silly twat can’t read. Could this be true??? Fair enough that she’s a proficient cock sucker and seems to understand the rudiments of mobile phone operation but I ask you are these sufficient skills to establish herself in the dynamic and ever changing world of the modern crack whore.
…sorry…I meant meth whore…
I have a hard time believing that nobody in earshot of this idiot was willing to step up and knock his ass out!
We, as a society, have to “weed out” stupidty or else it’ll continue to breed. Or, at the very least, teach stupidity a lesson.
If I were you, I’d keep an eye on that Brandon Davis guy – I think he’ll be coming to a voter ballot near you – he seems like he’d make as a good a president as W if not better:
* he’s arrogant
* he has tons of money from his family being in oil
* he looks like he has better things to do than work for a living
* he thinks if your net worth is 7 million, you’re poor
Can’t wait to see you on the ballot asshole!
No, really…she does have a fire crotch- and Brandon Davis has a mangina…Look who he’s with, fire crotch of the century, Paris no-talent Hilton. He has the nerve to talk about someone else being a slut? what a piece of shit…i’d love to knock his teeth out.
I hope that bitch gets a DUI
please people, let’s all agree here and now that whenever we see brandon davis on the street, we will rush up and punch that goonbag douchebag in the face as hard as we can. this is a character that doesn’t deserve to live. i say, it’s open season on douchebag celebrities. stomp their spoiled asses into the ground. why are we scared of these people? they’re moving targets! they have bodyguards for a reason, y’know. they’re scared. let’s keep ‘em that way.
Just goes to show money doesn’t equal CLASS!! I feel sorry for Mr. & Mrs. Davis- what a horribel nightmare. I’d deny even knowing Brandon after this event..
Where there’s a fiasco theres PARIS HILTON- her mother should have aborted her.
looks like this guy cant afford a barber or a gym membership
He can’t find the gym or barber- apparently he knows where to eat!! Doesn’t look like he knows where the showers it located either. What a waste of a human being.
Sounds like he’s a pretty miserble human being
Pathetic…These people may have money, but as far as I am concerned, they are trash, bottom of the barrel trash. Expecially that greasy fuck Brandon Davis. Only reason he gets laid is because he is rich. He asked the question “Who would fuck her?” Well I ask the question, Who would fuck a poor Brandon Davis? Hahaha.
LISTEN BITCH, I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT LINDSAY LOHAN IS THE BIGGEST SPERM DUMPSTER OUT THERE, NOT EVEN PARIS CAN FUCK THAT MANY PEOPLE THAT QUICK. SHE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF CRITICISM SHE GETS FROM THIS, SHE IS A FIRE CROTCH AND HER CLIT PROBABLY IS 7FT LONG, ATLEAST, I WOULD SAY 10 BY THE TIME I FINISH WRITING THIS COMMENT AND GOING. SHE IS NOT PRETTY AT ALL HER FATHER IS HOTTER THAN SHE IS, HELL I THINK ANYTHING IS, SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO CLOSE HER LEGS , IF SHE DID, NOBODY WOULD RAG ON HER SLUTTY ASS, ITS NASTY, LIKE HER CROTCH.
LINHO NEEDS TO STOP SNORTING SO MUCH COKE AND TRY TO ACT LIKE A LADY INSTEAD OF A WHORE. HAHA LINDSAY!!!!
Please someone tell me what was said!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m dying here…my computer will not play the video. E-mail me or something..PLEASE!!
Please someone tell me what was said!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m dying here…my computer will not play the video. E-mail me or something..PLEASE!! rec@thebunchcompany.com
brandon is so pathetic.he doesnt deserve to live at all.and that nasty bitch paris is nothing but a fugly slut.
It’s so sad that kids like BD and PH walk around like this while Nancy Davis is fighting MS, her sons don’t know what it’s like to be humble, MS is heriditary and so her sons might be humbled soon enough by a disease that will put them at DIS-EASE for life. For a 24 yr old lisp havin wannabe star he is acting like a 13 yr old spoiled brat. If Seven million is poor, wouldn’t it suck to have 1.3 Billion dollars waiting for you and have NO talent, No ambition, No good looks and Men walking behind and in front of you. He’ll be a Fat old Rock Hudson Wannabe. I’m no Lindsay Lohan fan either, but I respect class and that had zero class for a high society little prick, I hope he reads this, call me up asswipe, I bet you talking about some ones genitalia means you must not be happy with yours! If you are lucky you’ll make it on VH1 from an OD or major asswhooping, whatever happend to Brandon Davis, hope you have enough money to get some plastic surgery to get rid of the permanent luggage youhave under your eyes. Perhaps you should call kristy alley and see how she and Janet Jackson lost all that weight. Be sure to tell your Body guards to strap on a trojan before they stretch your little Mama’s boy asshole!
Holla!
Okay…the whole damn thing was wrong and I never liked Paris that much to begin with anyway, but this is a new low. To be honest, I didn’t even know who Brandon Davis was until he dated Mischa Barton. I feel sorry for people like them, who have never had to work a day in their lives for anything and regardless of the terrible things thay do, mommy and daddy still support them. How old are they anyway…25? And Lindsey Lohan is 19? My God…it’s pathetic. Don’t they have anything better to do than people bash? One final note…A big thanks to Brandon for displaying just how stupid he truly is. I especially want to point out the comment he made about Lindsey being poor because she’s worth ONLY 7 million. So what does that make the rest of society who isn’t sitting on 300 million? And might I point out that while little Brandon and Paris are sitting on enormous amounts of money that they will never WILLINGLY give to the TRULY less fortunate, (a good chunk of it belons to their parents or is some sort of inheritance), I respect Miss Lohan who came from a fairly simple background and made her own money by doing her own work!!! Davis and Hilton need to get a life!!!!
Wow. His mum must be so proud.
This guy is a waste of skin. Seriously. And by taping him and putting it up all over the internet, it’s just encouraging them to be assholes. Though I don’t think Greaseball needs any encouragement in that department…
Paris Hilton is the biggest highclass cunt u ever met.Shes a fucking spoiled lil pussy who should be workin on LA corner blowin’ cock cause shes suck a slut. Brandon Davis is the biggest lil mawFUCKA i ever met. He should drop dead for his fucking actions. He is so fucking stupid. He thinks hes all big shit but hes really a lil bitch that know one gives a fuck about. THEIR BOTH SPOILED LITTLE PUSSIES THAT SHOULD FEEL THE WRATH OF WORK AND SCHOOL. THEY SHOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR BEING CUNTS.
Wow…it is now confirmed that there is a bigger waste of skin than Paris Hilton…Brandon Davis (whoever the fuck that is) and what a surprise, the greasy bastard hangs out with that useless douchbag! If I was their parents I would DENY DENY DENY…I would tell everyone they were adopted and blame their white trash antics on their “birth parents.” Better yet, their parents should have just aborted them back in the day and the world would have been better off! Oh, and Paris…you are a walking vanerial disease. Brandon, you better watch out, if you stick your dick in that girl it might burn off. Just another display of why everyone hates that useless whore Paris Hilton. She hasn’t done a damn thing in her whole life…she can’t earn her own money, she is a terrible actress…I’m sure her musical stylings are dreadful (and if they aren’t she probably pulled a melli-vanilli) and she looks like a skeezy coked out hooker. If I was Lindsay (or anyone else Paris hates) I would be happy…because I would hate to be assocaited as a friend of that white trash gutter whore!
I’m sorry but when did white people think it was okay to get ghetto. First of all Brandon Davis is a what? Nobody!!!!!!!! the only thing that made him famous is Mischa Barton, for a while. I thought money gave you the obligation to be an example of class and etiquette but now as we have seen in this generation of young wealthy garbage that that is not true. My question is “where are the families. Don’t they feel any shame for raising another white male who will beat his wife and sleep with a tranny prostitute before giving into human emotions such as guilt for being a complete dick. He needs to go away. FAR AWAY. THIS NEEDS TO END.
Paris on the other hand needs to buck up. Either handle your shit or don’t say anything at all. Paris for the love of god just f****ing chill. You have nothing to do with your life but be rich and happy. so go do that and stop terrorizing the rest of the world with your useless, can’t suck dick to save your life, waste of skin existence. God must have been trippin when he made you. Wait i remember he turn you over to Satan as a project to keep him busy. And the only reason why they are acting like this is because they are saying this to other white people, let it be another race and someone will get shut down.
All I know is that Lindsey needs to stop being a Lady (as much as she is) and get ghetto back. Put all their shit out there. When someone talks about your private parts in a public space you have the right to fuck their shit up. I hope she does. These people need to have muzzles on the animistic mouths.
It?s funny that this is an example of the white wealthy class in America. With images like the current Republican Party and this shit, maybe America needs to revaluate who are the actual barbarians in this country and who holds class and etiquette.
GO 2 HELL PARIS, U HORE! WEN U THINK ABOUT IT, PARIS MAKES MONEY FRM HER PARENTS ND SEX TAPES N BEING A SLUTY HORE-BITCH, BUT LINDSAY ACTUALLY WORKS. I BET IF YOU OFFERED PARIS TO WORK 3 FULL HOURS IN MC DONALDS 4 $10,000 SHED SAY NO, BUT IF YOU OFFERED HER $5,000 TO GIVE BRANDON DAVIS A BLOW-JOB, SHE’D DO IT COZ SHES THAT FUKIN TRASHY N SLUTY. WELL I GOT NEWS 4 HER: “PARIS, COME HERE, I NEED U 2 GIMME A B.J”