It all comes down to tonight America! Taylor Hicks and Katharine McPhee will fight to the death on live television, and one will end up with the #1 song in six months.

What number do I text to vote “neither”?

OK seriously, Miss McPhever or Soul Patrol Dude? Let the trash talk begin…

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Comments (58)
  1. buddy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    mcboobies! first post, bitches.

  2. Dude isn’t that the chick from Scary Movie?

    /everything I just said was ironic including “dude” and “chick”

  3. How about this:
    Next season, rig the show so a native New Yorker wins.
    Instead of, y’know, rigging it so a Southerner wins.

  4. I’d rather the grey haired guy wins.

    His dancing reminds me of Ian Curtis’.

  5. Nicki  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    I think we all lose regardless because that stupid thing is still on the air and actually cared about.

  6. LL Cool F  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    Show me that picture a year ago and I woulda said: she can do better.

  7. OWWWW  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    I perfer “McTities”.

    Soul Patrol will take it however. SOUL PATROL! SOUL PATROL!!

  8. My vote is for Michael McDonald.
    DAMN, he’s good.

  9. I never watched the show this year until my friends and I caught Taylor’s audition. I’ve been rooting for him since–he’s a chubby goofball with good taste in music who wishes he was black, and I identify with that.

  10. Bryan  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    If you like Taylor, you’re dead wrong.

    I can prove it with charts and graphs.

  11. every day this site becomes less what I initially pictured it to be. there’s 100 000 other sites (that I avoid) that can tell me about American Idol.

  12. Let’s just agree that the real winners are the people who watch House after it.

  13. melina  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    just gross. who cares. i’m not watching, and if anybody in my house does, i’m hiding my head under a pillow with earbuds in to drown them both out.

  14. fido  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    Last week, my Dad and I were perplexed over Taylor’s audience, mainly about who it is. But thanks Matty G. Now I know that the Soul Patrol is made up of down to earth indie kids with a sense of humor.

    If that’s the case, count me in. SOUL PATROL!

  15. nick  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    just gross. who cares. i’m not watching, and if anybody in my house does, i’m hiding my head under a pillow with earbuds in to drown them both out.

    wow, that’s a lot of effort when you could just, y’know, ignore it.

  16. madonna  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    lol… while you al spend your night voting for your next “american idol”… i wil spend mine with the REAL american idol MADONNA! YAY!

  17. Fred  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    I hope the grey haired guy wins, his dancing reminds me of Elaine from Seinfeld. Funny Super Happy Grey Hair Dance Dance Karaoke Man!!

  18. beans mcgee  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    The sooner she loses, the sooner she moves on to porn. Bless.

  19. Fake Name  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    Taylor, for being somewhat original by Idol standards.

    He reminds me of Van Morrison, Elton John and Ray Charles rolled up into a giant ball. Except he proably can’t write.

  20. Mexico  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    My Tongue

    McPhee’s pussy

    Any questions?

  21. justin  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    “Taylor, for being somewhat original by Idol standards.

    He reminds me of Van Morrison, Elton John and Ray Charles rolled up into a giant ball. Except he proably can’t write.”

    he’s not bad, i have an EP he recorded last year. picked it up when i saw him in a bar.

  22. JAY LENO mutha fuckas….

    cause my grandma said so….

  23. SOUL PATROL, Y’ALL!!

  24. zach  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    That picture is real creepy

  25. Timmy  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    I vote for Oohlas love

  26. curelover  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    i know american idol is pretty lame but i’m into this season cause mcboobies is annoying. she thinks she is so hot and dissed LA cause her homecoming wasn’t as great as the others. hello in LA people like her are a dime a dozen. of couse small town people give a crap if some person made it.

  27. pissed  |   Posted on May 23rd, 2006

    I agree with T. How many other shows have an exploding testicle!?!?

  28. daysleeperchuk  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    taylor

  29. i’m voting for Tits McGee
    nuff said.

  30. fuckyou  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    This site has hit a new low, is this an ironic post? You fucking hipster faggot.

  31. Where’s the “kill this show” button?

    http://www.musictimes.com.au

  32. moronsezwhut  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    Come on, Idol rulez! Where else can you see a thousand deluded, earnest no-talent beetches get their dreams snuffed out for your amusement? Granted, the finals loses some of that luster because they are both assured a record deal.

    As I predicted three months ago, the McFeemale will be the only one with her McMusic on the McCharts two years from now.

  33. rocusman  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    Who cares? All the cool hipster kids are going to be watching LOST. And I can’t fucking wait.

  34. Let’s stop all the bashing.

    Rarely (Maybe once a year for the past five years) does a talent like Katherine McPhee come along to captivate a very much captive audience with her “come hither” stares, “bomb-ass” bangs, and an hourglass figure that’d put Jessica Rabbit’s to shame. Oh, and that sass. She sasses the judges like no one before her, and most likely, no one after.

    Bottom line: Katherine McPhee is knuckle-children friendly, Taylor is not; he’s just too torpid for the knuckle-children to get behind. My penis votes to quell its raging (chafing) case of McPheever. VIVA LA MCPHEE!

    http://www.dinosaursandethics.com/

  35. jack  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    I vote for the burning of the stage. End American Idol, please!

  36. booboo  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    um, neither? there are no winners on idol, let’s face it. BLEEEEECH

  37. booboo  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    um, neither? there are no winners on idol, let’s face it. BLEEEEECH
    why won’t this post i am not abusive

  38. booboo  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    um, neither? there are no winners on idol, let’s face it. BLEEEEECH
    why won’t this post i am not abusive

  39. booboo  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    um, neither? there are no winners on idol, let’s face it. BLEEEEECH
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  40. booboo  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    um, neither? there are no winners on idol, let’s face it. BLEEEEECH
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  41. Kyle  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    Living in the town where Bucky is from (remember that douche bag) has taught me one thing: It takes no real talent to make it far on American Idol. Gotta go with Soul Patrol on this one just so the Ms. McPlayboy can get down to business.

  42. Fake Name  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    “Who cares? All the cool hipster kids are going to be watching LOST. And I can’t fucking wait.”

    They’ve been airing LOST at 7:00 here in Canada, so we can watch both! Nice!

  43. Can i get a what what?

  44. jack  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    katherine is doing a duet with MEAT LOAF tonight.

    this may be worth a tivo.

  45. “How many other shows have an exploding testicle?”

    People need to watch more C-SPAN. Elected officials lose their balls, there, all the time.

  46. moronsezwhut  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    “They’ve been airing LOST at 7:00 here in Canada, so we can watch both! Nice!”

    Yes, one day Canada might discover the VCR…after that, can TiVo be far behind?

  47. Dude wins. He already looks like f’n Michael McDonald. He’s just easier to “relate” to.

    Of course, the chick *is* stacked….

  48. Mark Cuban is having the best week ever! Where does he find the time?

    http://ultra8201.blogspot.com

  49. I’m just amazed that people still care about this show…

  50. fido  |   Posted on May 24th, 2006

    Taylor just won! Up yours Tits McGee.

    Then again, I probably have more respect for Prince’s back up dancers.

  51. I’m just amazed they got Prince!

    I love how all the other guest stars had to perform with the rejects, but His Purpleness is too dignified for that shit.

  52. I’d like to believe that Prince was never actually booked for the show tonight. He just showed up and said, “I’m playing. Deal with it.”

    He’s Prince — the motherfucker can make his guitar disappear (watch the end of the Rock Hall performance of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” on YouTube). What’s Ryan Seacrest gonna do? Nothing.

  53. AndrĂ©  |   Posted on May 25th, 2006

    Clay was looking so lush tonite with his new hair. I would sue is ass. ;o)

  54. AndrĂ©  |   Posted on May 25th, 2006

    Clay was looking so lush tonite with his new hair. I would sue his ass. ;o)

  55. fido  |   Posted on May 25th, 2006

    Clay looked like an emo Beatle.

  56. Hicks — the best man won after all! Becoz he is the best!

  57. Chuck Foo  |   Posted on May 25th, 2006

    Guess who’s blog keeps jumping the shark Scott Stereogum. Why are you posting on this show? And where was I while this was becoming a staple of every americans life?

  58. Hurrah for whiny elitest twats!

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