Ashlee Simpson says no to Playboy, yes to Victoria’s Secret. The “singer” will be the “face” of Pink, the lingerie retailer’s brand aimed at a younger demo.
We were hoping for a t-shirt line!
Meanwhile, big sis Jessica is holding out for a jelly bracelet endorsement.
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I hope she gets her leftover beak meat transplanted onto her lack of an ass area
If her sister’s recent spread in Maxim is any indication, Ashlee will model in nighties and grandma bloomers.
It is a proud day for feminism everywhere.
http://www.musictimes.com.au
Ditto on that J. Simpson Maxim comment. That was the most lackluster spread I’ve ever seen.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…
Ewwwwwwwwww
The first runner-up was Kelly Clarkson, though, so I’m not sure I’m complaining…though Kelly is so much cuter.