Having already butchered the Go-Go’s, the Duff sisters will not rest until they ruin ’80s nostalgia for everyone, one song at a time.

Next up: Madonna’s “Material Girl,” which you can hear in the sibs’ “OMG-it’s-so-not-a-Hiltons-satire” flick Material Girls.

Here’s a publicity still of them in the ghetto.

“We are so excited,” Haylie told MTV News when the project was announced two years ago. “It’s just a crazy script and crazy characters … Their personalities are crazy and the outfits are going to be cool.”

Phew. I thought she was gonna announce a Gnarls cover!

Listen to Duffs’ “Material Girl” WIN | REAL

I will say this: at least they didn’t steal the hook and make a video with Christina Applegate.

Elsewhere, can this photo be for real?! (Via Spencer.)

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Comments (55)
  1. Good lord. This song is even worse then the new Fergie song. “La la lala la la.”

    Why Duffs, why?

  2. Evan  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    Wow. That was really bad. Like… REALLY BAD. Worse than I’d have imagined. How is that song even going to be played on the radio? It literally sounds like they recorded it in their living room on a Casio keyboard. The background vocals… good god. This song has caused me an existential crisis.

  3. Tony G  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    The record company executive who suggested this should be tortured to death, preferably by repeated listenings of this dreck.

    When are some neo-punk rockers going to come along and wipe this era of Corporate Bullshit into the trash heap it belongs?

  4. Erm, wow. I agree with the casio keyboard sentiments, and am amazed by the ‘oh’ sounds in the background, the like not seen since Eddy grant rocked down to Electric Avenue. Total crap.

  5. Jared  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    good god…what a piece of shite
    i think i heard mr ghetto madden himself speaking incoherently at the beginning of this track

  6. sEXY mAN sUPREME  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    could we all focus on the real issue at hand. How ugly is Haylie Duff??? OMG!

  7. jill  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    it sounds like the duffs skipped recording the for real track and took it straight to kidz bop.

  8. Mark Swiderski  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    I guess Ultragrrrl isn’t best buds with Hillary Duff anymore, huh?

  9. Gerald D.  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    Speaking as a graphic designer, that is one of the worst photographs ever.

  10. mocca  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    haylie duff looks like “janice” from Friends.

  11. Special K  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    Ultragrrrl is best buds with my friend’s herpes sore.

  12. I’m…speechless. And that picture is bizarre…photoshop? Weird lighting? Hilary’s weird expression? I can’t put my finger on it…

  13. tjxm  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    Any predictions for which 80s song the Duff Sisters will butcher next? Stan Bush’s “The Touch”? Duran Duran? That A Flock of Seagulls song? Or perhaps, a Depeche Mode one?

  14. mocca – Janice mixed with Cher.

    I think Hilary has lost a lot of her appeal as well lately, she’s so skinny and just looks horrible.

  15. melina  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    the clapping track really has me going!!! oh! (clap) Oh!(clap) OH! Nah, na, na na…weeeee!

    they cannot be serious with this…can they? it’s so…BORING.

    hilary and haylie are never getting an autographed copy of madonna’s picture now.

  16. swoon  |   Posted on Jul 24th, 2006

    talk about a pr nightmare! this tune undoes *all* the cred the duffs’ previous releases built up with the indie crowd. almost as if it was targeted at 12-year-old girls!

    butcher “the touch”. that’s a good one…

  17. Hillary's Muff  |   Posted on Jul 25th, 2006

    That was Pussycat Dolls bad, with less Pussy.

  18. i’m in tears.

  19. Ouch my ears  |   Posted on Jul 26th, 2006

    Does Haylie have 1 fan in the world? At least Hilary still a little cute and fuckable, Haylie is just not needed anywhere.

  20. Ouch my ears  |   Posted on Jul 26th, 2006

    Does Haylie have 1 fan in the world? At least Hilary is still a little cute and fuckable, Haylie is just not needed anywhere.

  21. Doofy  |   Posted on Jul 29th, 2006

    I may be in the minority, but I love it.

  22. Doofy  |   Posted on Jul 29th, 2006

    I may be in the minority, but I love it.

  23. Ah, no. Bad remake. Most 80′s songs should be left alone!

    I do like the picture of Hilary though. Weird facial expression, but cute.

    And holy crap.. Haylie Duff does look remarkably like Janice from “Friends”! Plus, they are both annoying. But at least Janice is a funny character. =D

  24. vicki ofsarnie  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2006

    hi hilary and haylie, i just wanna say that i love the song material girls and i can’t wait to see the film!!!! i am seeing hilarys next concert. and i love you both keep up the great work and good luck for the future.
    love vicki (manchester)
    xxxxxoooooxxxxxoooooxxxxxoooooxxxxx

  25. LeeAnne Price  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2006

    I am so anxious to see your new movie “Material Girl”

  26. LeeAnne Price  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2006

    I am so anxious to see your new movie “Material Girl”

  27. Omg I love the Material Girl song and movie you go Duff’s

  28. Hilary and Haylie Duff and Duff family are asome

  29. Jane  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2006

    this is the best song ever!! wats wrong w/ u ppl? :(

  30. i luv you Hilary and Hayly Duff!!!!I luv your songs and movies!!!!!!!1

    Love your #1 fan!!!!!!!!Elaine Qillaq.

  31. Do you both go to school togeather?

  32. melanie  |   Posted on Oct 10th, 2006

    well i totally disagree with all those bad comments cause i absolutely love the duff sisters and i always have, always will i am there biggest fan and no matter what they do or how they look i will always love them cause i always have and there are much more reasons.

  33. Hi im riannah n i fink ya all jealous becoz i luv the song n there both really pretty so luv ya song and the movie looks really good too xxx

  34. becky  |   Posted on Oct 14th, 2006

    hi hilary how ru?
    from ur 1# fan becky

  35. AURIELLE KARR  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    I love your new song Material Girls.
    YOU GUY ROCK!
    LOVE AURIELLE KARR

  36. AURIELLE KARR  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    I love your new song Material Girls.
    YOU GUY ROCK!
    LOVE AURIELLE KARR

  37. AURIELLE KARR  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    I love your new song Material Girls.
    YOU GUY ROCK!
    LOVE AURIELLE KARR

  38. gorgeous_06  |   Posted on Nov 8th, 2006

    Riannah, I fink ya need to clean up yo grammar and speak like a human being:

    Hi im riannah n i fink ya all jealous becoz i luv the song n there both really pretty so luv ya song and the movie looks really good too xxx
    Posted by: Riannah at October 13, 2006 3:51 PM

  39. your fan Elaine Annie Maggie Qillaq(full name)Born on Sept 3rd 1994.Born in Pond Inlet(waaaay uppp north)I hope to see your movie soon!!!!!You guys are my #1 fan!!!!Well everybody’s #1 fan realy!!!

  40. Brooke Bowen  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2006

    Hey I have a question for you Rinaah. Why are you talking like a preschooler?
    You need to clean of your grammer and talk like a real human being!
    I mean listen to yourself saying:
    Hi im rinaah n i fink ya jealous becz i luv there song………. (you get it)
    Posted by:Rinaah at October 13,2006 at 3:51 PM
    (people so need to clean up they’re grammer,I mean (example) Watz’ Up, dude, ya redy to partty? (example) people these days, I mean, give me a break on the talking smack part)

  41. Not Telling  |   Posted on Dec 30th, 2006

    OMFG!! that movie was the best !! and i loved the song material girl. it kicks ass !

  42. You know what what is your probelm lets see if you can come up with a better song I would like to see you try to make one up like that *SNAP* HAHAHA I mean you guys are probable jealous because they are rich superstars and you guys aren’t.

  43. Dis sng is well gd! (in my opinion) goes rely will wit film. Both unique in their own ways. They didnt steal it off madonna either they remix there own way and ,ade it there own and made it sound better then whn madonna sung it bi x

  44. sasha ball  |   Posted on Mar 13th, 2007

    i think that the new movie is brilliant and i would like to watch it again.

  45. tina  |   Posted on Mar 18th, 2007

    i loved material girls! in fact i loved it so much i have seen it 12 times now!i have seen every film hilary has been in and i thought that a cinderella story was ssssssoooooooooo romantic

  46. OMG this movie rocks

  47. Clare  |   Posted on Apr 15th, 2007

    Hey…

    I love you and i will always be a big fan of you both.please e-mail me back and put a URL on and send me your song.(thats becuase you rock my world and i love your song =) xxxx LoveYu♥ xxxx

  48. Nicole  |   Posted on Apr 22nd, 2007

    this song is originally nice. you people are too mean. but i completely agree. their vocals suck/

  49. Andrea stewart  |   Posted on Apr 24th, 2007

    hi i think i ricks and i think hilary duff is ssooooooooo hot i want to know what her new song is please tell me love you hilary duff.

  50. Elizabeth London  |   Posted on Jul 4th, 2007

    Anybody that thinks Haylie Duff is ugly is a complete idiot! And to whoever the loser that put that she doesn’t have a fan anywere, YES SHE DOES! I’m her fan! I mean I like Hilary 2 but I’m more like Haylie. Well that’s all. Bye!

  51. Maggie  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2007

    hey,are you really you guys realy????buh bye.

  52. um…hilary duff n haylie duff re my faaaaaaaaaav …n i think dey re damm kewl n pwetty ……….go hilary n hailey!!

  53. caitlyn nicotra  |   Posted on Nov 14th, 2007

    dear hilary and haylie duff i am a big fan and practicully my whole family is anyway i wanted to say you girls are the best because one you look great all the time two you never get into to trouble and three you have a great body shape unlike my body and four your famous and you girls don’t gho crazy on alchol like other famous people any way love you from caitlyn nicotra and p.s i want you girls to read this together and five you both on every movie you have “YOUR THE BEST” i should say “IN THE WHOLE WORLD” to me

  54. Jade  |   Posted on Jan 2nd, 2008

    This song is great, you freaks! Where are your ears?! They weren’t being serious anyway when they made this film and the song – they were making fun of the hiltons obviously and they explain this on the special features on the dvd.

  55. I DONT GET ANYTHING and what i said : luv you Hilary and Hayly Duff!!!!I luv your songs and movies!!!!!!!1

    Love your #1 fan!!!!!!!!Elaine Qillaq.
    Posted by: Elaine Qillaq at September 28, 2006 8:28 PM
    that was a longest time ago !!
    and i am not now yur #1 fans cuz hilary seems like a biatch now!
    but hilary ! :; yu got good fashion!
    and yu shouldnt have broken up with joel!
    BYE

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