Jul 27th '06 by Scott @ 12:22am 12 Comments

If you don’t recognize these rock star offspring…

It’s because the portraits are from the year 2026! (Us Weekly plays some kidz crop.)

Good Lourdes!

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Comments (12)
  1. maya lucia  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    whoa…..

    that’s awesome when you’re stoned….

    gracias.

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  2. Fugdonna  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    Nice stache and unibrow on Lourdes now.
    Maddox looks like the guy that played the Cambodian Prision camp leader in all the Missing in Action movies.

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  3. Zahugly  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    So for Zahara did they include several plastic surgeries for her fucked up upper lip?

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  4. on no  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    sean preston looks hella gay and apple martin looks hella busted!

    SF REP!

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  6. Stephen  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    Umm…am I missing something but are the Pitt kids not adopted? How exactly do they know what the parents look like? Coco and Lourdes look hot. The Trump kid looks scary as shit.

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  7. Why?  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    Why does Apple turn into Nicole Kidman?

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  8. Bobby  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    That Sean Preston is pretty cute

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  9. king  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    eww weirdness

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  10. Holla  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    SCARY!

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  11. Christy  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    Some of them make you say “ok, I can see that” and then others are just beyons weird. I am going to have nightmares about Sean Preston for years.

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  12. I bet on uglier  |   Posted on Jul 27th, 2006

    They are being kind, Lourdes is not going to look any where near as good as they predict, smae with Zahara and most of the others.

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