Health drink Lactofree (I never heard of them either) commissioned a survey of The 100 Most Annoying Things In The World. Mr. “Beautiful” came in at #4. Out-of-tune singers … #98.
1. Cold callers
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. James Blunt
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Hangovers
12. Carol Vorderman
13. Loud mobile users
14. Men in flip-flops
15. Paper cuts
Rest of the list after the jump.
16. Bad hair days
17. Breaking wind
18. Abi Titmuss
19. Off milk
20. Being put on hold
21. Motorcyclists who weave through traffic
22. Drivers who park in disabled bays
23. Rude shop assistants
24. People who read over your shoulder
25. Skinny people who complain they are fat
26. Stepping in dog poo
27. Big Brother 5
28. Noisy eaters
29. People who don’t clear up after their dog
30. Slow drivers in the outside lane
31. Junk mail
32. Bossiness
33. Novelty ring tones
34. Somebody nicking your parking spot
35. Diahorrea
36. Debt companies
37. Snobs
38. Jehovah’s Witnesses
39. Running out of loo roll
40. People who have their phone turned off when you call them
41. Mosquitoes
42. Buses not arriving on time
43. Children who cough in your face
44. Being bloated
45. Leaving your mobile at home
46. Americans
47. David Blane
48. Spots
49. Stepping in chewing gum
50. Running out of hot water
51. Wasps
52. Headaches
53. Crazy Frog
54. London Tube
55. Losing your glasses
56. Warm beer
57. CDs that skip
58. Paper jam
59. Bottled water
60. Sunburn
61. Running out .. of change
62. People who .. text in capitals
63. Estate agents
64. Stubbing your toe
65. Rubbish printers
66. Flat tyres
67. People who write ‘text back’ in texts
68. Breaking a nail
69. Russell Brand
70. The Teletubbies
71. A pen which has run out of ink
72. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
73. Running out of petrol
74. Flatmates who don’t clean
75. Heat rash
76. Losing your passport
77. Natasha Kaplinsky
78. Being hungry
79. Tax returns
80. Road works
81. Cramp
82. Shoppers hitting your heels with their trolley
83. Failing your driving test
84. Burning toast
85. Cold showers
86. Scientology
87. Not being able to find a matching pair of socks
88. Missing the last post
89. Chihuahuas
90. Karaoke
91. Stomach ache
92. PDA (public displays of affection)
93. Craig David
94. Secret workers before exams
95. Socialists
96. Pimped up cars
97. Getting something in your eye
98. Out-of-tune singers
99. Hollyoaks
100. Fake fingernails
Thanks AOL for the heads up.
Continuing the discussion…
More annoying: Daniel Powter or motherfucking snakes?
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Let me guess: this is a UK list?
hahah ex-smokers. so true.
Wait, Americans are only 46? I’d think we’d be in the top 20, and at least higher than Jehovah’s Witnesses.
18. Abi Titmuss
For my worthless 2 pence, I would omit this one (i’m ignorant and don’t know what/who this is…perhaps i should “google” it)
and replace it with
18. These Endless Lists of Stupid Shit That Keep Coming Up All Over The Place.
or, just make it #101…i don’t care
I, too, find James Blunt songs rather annoying. I, however, have come around to him since he took the Boy Least Likely To out on tour with him … and seeing how he turned a lot of people onto that band.
I bet they didn’t give the USA number one because we’re so used to being number one in everything. I mean, we’re just so great. Also what is a tyre?
2. Caravans?
Ok im at a loss here, Dodge Caravans? A bunch of camels and arabs?
Someone help me out here.
man, i know exactly what they mean when they say bottled water is annoying.
i mean- it’slike… soooo bottled and shit. fuck that.
also, for the correct def. of a caravan, watch snatch.
Oh God, why would anyone want to watch Snatch?
I’ll spoil it for you: a caravan is a travel trailer.
Thanks, I rented snatch once, got about 3 mins into it and stopped watching after how bad it was.
I am going to beat the crap out of some bottled water now, I can’t stand how annoying it is.
yeah queue jumpers are annoying. I went to see the Juan McClean in Brooklyn earlier this year and I had 4 people cut in front. I was drunk, so I was so annoyed-usually I’m mellow-but I was so annoyed I said such stupid crap like “Don’t cut lines in Brooklyn, motherf**ker. This is Brooklyn.”
Yeah, just wait on line will you?
why the fuck is david blane on there?
the man has made me question my faith on multiple occaisions.
I dunno. James Blunt is irritating, but there was a mosquito in my car today and it sucked ass when I couldn’t kill it (the car was still, so I couldn’t roll down the windows).
But then again, I did wear flip-flops today.
I’m a sideshow performer’s onstage assistant. I learn a lot about the magic world and the variety arts and I can honestly say that David Blane is one giant douche. In other words, I’m glad he’s on the list.
God, Brits saying how annoying things are is at least #4 on my top 100 annoying things list. Them and their fuckin words, queue, caravan, trolley…