Brief break from our Lolla coverage to share with you this hilarious e-mail automatically sent from Amazon.com’s database.

TO: Scott Stereogum
FROM: Amazon.com
SUBJECT: Price dropped by 21% on Passion of the Christ: Songs (Original Songs Inspired by the Film) by Various Artists at Amazon.com.

Dear Scott,

We track items that you may
be interested in for price reductions so that you don’t have to. These additional savings on top of our everyday low price may only be available for a limited time, so act now to take advantage of this alert. Prices can go back up at any time and may never be this low again.

Tempting! We Jews love to save pennies.

Field Trip: Passion!
Passion of the Christ (41)
Passion, by Richard R Young Art http://goo.gl/RwuA9
The Passion Of The Christ
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Comments (5)
  1. drunk Mel  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2006

    are you a jew, an effing jew.

  2. Amazon knows that Sufjan Stevens is a gateway drug into harder forms of Christianity. He’s the indie rock version of magic mushrooms.

  3. I received an email from Amazon too, but they recommended I buy Bette Midler Sings the Peggy Lee songbook! Not sure why.

  4. mathamatic  |   Posted on Aug 6th, 2006

    thanks for causing all the world’s wars.

  5. I just got an email offer for 30% off of Whitesnake! Blegh! They say “We’ve noticed that customers who have purchased Audio CDs by Sonic Youth also purchased Gold.” I think something is wrong over there…

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