Or pretend to.

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Comments (14)
  1. jaird  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    The Art od War. Seems like a book she would read. Shes so deep.

  2. Mark Swiderski  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    “The Art of War”? More like “The Art of *Whore*”!

    Zing!

  3. Laura  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    I think that’s Nicole Ritchies new book. Why is she photographed next to her latest boyfriend wearing a condom suit? Is she planning a sequel to her first feature film?

  4. gary  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    Horse apples!

  5. El Payo  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    Boys don’t make passes at skanks who wear glasses.

  6. why are her legs just as shiny as the astronaut dude’s legs?

  7. John  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    AFI Is Up for 3 VMA Awards!
    Vote for Us!

    1. Go to http://www.mtv.com/ontv/vma/2006
    2. Click on Vote Now.
    3. Click on Best Rock Video
    4. Click on ?Vote? on the Screen Shot of Miss Murder
    5. Repeat As Many Times As You Want!

  8. I vote that John stfu

    Go to http://www.stereogum.com and repeat as many times as you want!

  9. Noel Gallagher  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    john, your band is fucking rubbish. take off the eyeliner and listen to some proper music.

  10. Mike  |   Posted on Aug 9th, 2006

    afi is my guilty pleasure

  11. joe $$$  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    more like gayfi. i don’t even have to say anything about paris.

  12. velvetkevorkian  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    aww man, are you that guy who hears B.Y.O.B. on the radio and goes “DUDE, this is fuckin’ awesome!…..ERRRIIIGHT!”……and paris, if you get past her odd facial features(like a stepford wife from hell)she’s very hot considering she’s the anti-christ.

  13. Evan  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    Zwiderski, you so totally stole my line.

  14. Michael  |   Posted on Aug 12th, 2006

    i’m surprised that she’s not holding the book upside down…

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