What do you want on your tombstone? A picture of Rick James? Too late! Rick James beat you to it (via TMZ.)

It’s not clear if that poem refers to the incident where he held a young woman “hostage for up to six days (depending on the account), tying her up, forcing her to perform sexual acts, and burning her legs and abdomen with a hot crack pipe during a weeklong cocaine binge.”

And the two-ton black stone is not as tasteful as say, Aaliyah’s.

But … he’s Rick James, bitch.

RIP in Buffalo, super freak.

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Comments (13)
  1. seamus  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    AMBROSE!

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    AMBROSE!

    heh….that is going to make me laugh all night long…

  2. mandorf  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    aaaah crap, that was gonna be my headstone. I better put off suiciding myself for a while.

  3. shsh  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    that looks photoshopped

  4. Dave Chappelle  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    “I’m James Ambrose Johnson Jr., bitch.”

  5. fred  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    as a graphic designer, im getting an avocado on my tombstone

  6. Johnny  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    I totally thought it was a Photoshop job, too, shsh…but apparently it’s real:

    http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060806/1059336.asp

  7. Beetlebum  |   Posted on Aug 10th, 2006

    my grandfather is buried a few rows from babe ruth.

  8. My mom just looked at that picture and said, “That’s a nice saying!”

  9. i wonder if anybody will steal it a la jim morrison and put it in their apartment?

    he should have used his lyrics from YOU & I (pre-super freak)…

    because they basically say the same thing….

    “they’ll never see or hear the things i do with you…
    — so far as i’m concerned they all can go to hell..”

    rick james was a bad motherfucker.

    & his tombstone is final proof.

    holy shit.

    the only thing better would have been a big joint tombstone with some lyrics about mary jane being his main thing….

    god bless him……wait, do you think he’s really in heaven chillin’ with god?

    (hell’s got all the good bands any way)

  10. I can only hope that my tombstone will look so awesome.

  11. that celebrity gravestone site is the most fucked up thing i’ve ever seen.

  12. ....  |   Posted on Aug 15th, 2006

    As a Buffalo native, I can guarantee you my friends and I will end up laughing stoned at that stone at least a few times.

  13. Allen Hamm  |   Posted on Feb 16th, 2010

    They shoud make rick jame stachu than stone of rick james he song was great and mean something he all so help anther artes while back, super freak and I love u lady was good hit he made..

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