In the long tradition of novelty pop songs about celebrities, UK band Brinkman deliver “Kirsten Dunst.”
?Yeah, we?ve talked about how difficult it could be if I actually did get to go out with Kirsten Dunst,? says vocalist/guitarist Paul Cook. ?One of my friends said to me, ?what if you went out with her for a couple of weeks and then you decided you weren?t that keen on her? What happens if she goes back to the States and says ?Fucking Brinkman, bunch of wankers?, slagging you off to her powerful Hollywood mates???
Dream on. But at least they got a tune out of it.
Stream Brinkman’s “Kirsten Dunst” at MySpace.
I predict this song will do for Brinkman what “David Duchovny” did for Bree Sharp (i.e., Bree who?).
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BOB DYLAN: “I remember seeing her on the Grammys. I think I was on the show with her, I didn’t meet her or anything. But I said to myself, ‘There’s nothing about that girl I don’t like.’ “
Cute! I mean, creepy!
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…or what Matthew Modine did for Pony Up. Er..never mind.
i have a suspicion that dating kirsten dunst would involve bony, unsatisfying sex. maybe i’m wrong.
Kirsten Dunst is cute, in an unusual way.
She’s not, however, the sex symbol they make her out to be.
didn’t someone do a song about Claire Danes?
The Ataris off an Ep I had in high school. I think we can all agree that Adam Green’s career hasn’t floundered despite his ode to Jessica Simpson.
Or what “Jason Lee” did for the All Girl Summer Fun Band.
i believe the song i was thinking of was “claire danes poster” by the group Size 14, as featured on an episode of 120 minutes many years ago.
Damn you for getting that song stuck in my head! “David Duchovny, I want you to love me, kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me . . .”
she has a spot on Dylan…hilarious!
this means all older washed rockers will be to fat in the future so that only skinny waifs will be able to play them in movies!
who will Mick Jagger and Kef in the bio?
that is far from spot on. it looks kinda like she dressed as dylan for halloween, but i can’t believe they are actually shooting a movie with her in that role.
i shudder to think of how the voice is going to sound.
These are the actors supposedly playing Dylan:
Cate Blanchett
Heath Ledger
Christian Bale
Ben Whishaw
Richard Gere
I hear Justine Bateman is up for the part of Robbie Robertson.
Didn’t Ozma have a song called kirsten dunst, or was that natalie portman?
Saggy Boobs O’ Saggy Boobs
Kirstin has big Saggy Boobs
Still not too bad now, but soon they will hit her feet.
Saggy, Saggy, big and flappy Kirstin is kind of neat.
Is this the same song that Names For Enemies did? There was a track about her on their ‘Denial is not a river in Egypt’ EP.
Going to check now…
It’s not. There you go, another tune about Kirsten Dunst.
Cate Blanchett looks strangely like Pete Doherty in those photos
http://www.wwtdd.com/images/kd28.shtml
seriously?
why didn’t david duchovny love her? If I remember correctly, bree sharp was a fox. But also, why is kirsten dunst having songs written about her? She’s so not worthy of a song, sort of like david duchovny.
I’m so excited about that Dylan film I can barely breathe.
Or what Matthew Sweet did for Winona Ryder … before the shoplifting, the train wreck of an appearance on SNL and her many questionable movie choices.
“Autumn in New York” – WTF?
all girl summer fun band have a song called “Jason Lee”
not sure anything romantic became of that.
A backhanded compliment. They mispronounce her name. It’s kEARstin, dammit. Now she won’t get with them.
she’s alright. i just don’t like her braless sinking boobs, her lack of talent, her overinflated ego, her bleached head, skank extensions, anorexic pale skeletal body, her workman’s hands, her nobby nose, her ugly candid photos that don’t in the least resemble her photo shoots, her squirrely voice, missing upper lip, one overplayed “sexy” expression in her hooded eyes when she’s vamping. that’s about it.
Kirsten is ace!!! Leave her alone. She’s beautiful (have you even checked that picture of her above?) and talented too. Apparently she’s a super nice person too. Yep she rocks alright!
Look at some of the dorks Kirsten Dunst has gone out with. Jake Gyllennhall was the most famous and he’s not all that himself and it went downhill from there. Then she dated Steven Von Mueller some celebrity publicist (I found him on MySpace, nerd), and now some rocker guy from a band I can’t even remember. Lol. She’s cute in a weird way though. Hot in some pics, but if you see her where shes not done up, forget about it. Maybe we should ask one of these ex’s of hers what it was like to do her? Id be curious.