£2,100.00 is the current asking price for a date with Lily Allen. It’s for charity, of course. (Via Contact Music/P4K.)

Here’s the auction description:
She?s the hottest female solo artist in the country right now and we?re offering you the opportunity to go backstage at one of her gigs and join the star for drinks afterwards. Her feisty personality and tendency to speak her mind won?t fail to make you ?Smile?!

Lily Allen
Age: 21
Lives: London
Country: UK
Profession: Singer/Song Writer
Hair Colour: Brown
Hair Length: Long
Height: 5′ 11″
Interests: Designing trainers, writing music, collecting records, sassy dresses and sunday roasts.

Here’s the link. Good luck! You and Lil will have a blast badmouthing the Kooks and discussing obscure reggae LPs. Plus, no shipping costs!

But in real life they never look like they do in the photo, do they.

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Comments (29)
  1. a dude  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    wow, she’s 5’11″??? sexy!

  2. She’s Tyra-sized.

  3. Sean  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    She’s only one inch shorter than me! I love her.

  4. Thought she was pretty minging myself.

    But hey, if “going on a date” with Lily Allen is not a claim to fame, then what is!?

  5. Blondie  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    Oh god I want that. She needs to be my best new friend so bad.

  6. Beetlebum  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    i wonder if she is mad fer it ?

  7. Ford  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    i’m amazed to learn that she’s 5’11″

    that may be the hottest thing i’ve heard all day.

  8. bunny  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    are you kidding? i’m sure it’s a typo, she must be 5’1″ – there is no way she’s 5’11″, hello!

  9. themn  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    Wow, that picture makes her look attractive.

    And she really isn’t 5’11″

    See for yourselves:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/galleries/140/39/#gallery140

  10. some guy  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    Just about any picture with high-contrast grey-scale, with lightening of skin tones, will make the subject look attractive. It highlights clean lines while hiding imperfections.

  11. matt  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    I am also commenting because I’m incredulous that she’s 5’11″…funny that nothing else in the blurb piqued my attention

  12. a is for applebits  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2006

    There is absolutely no way she’s 5’11″. And anyway, though I like her music, honestly, why would you want to date her? I mean, we’ve all got our own tastes, but…methinks she needs to put her money where her mouth is.

  13. glom  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2006

    Just checked out the other charity dream date auctions (including Miss England and Miss Ireland, both hovering at 1k quid)–the only people with higher bids than Lily is the host of UK “Who Wants to Be A Millionaire” and the hottie from Atomic Kitten (who is over 5k pounds so far). Bizarre…

  14. Paul  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2006

    There is now way she’s 5’1″. Ever. And I’d love to go on a date with Lily Allen. She is just beautiful.

  15. cici  |   Posted on Dec 23rd, 2006

    I never thought she was 5’11′ I thought 5’4′ cos I’ve seen pics and she looks pretty small

  16. she cant be 5’11 kayne west iz 5’8 and the pic they took together he was sky scraping over her so that shit iz wrong

  17. kate  |   Posted on Mar 5th, 2007

    she’s about 5’2” so they probably added an extra 1 on to 5’11” or something…

  18. manda  |   Posted on Apr 17th, 2007

    lol @ 5’11″!! This girl is 5’1″

  19. Tina  |   Posted on May 19th, 2007

    Well on a video on YouTube she admitted to being “incredibly tall”. The video is called Knock ‘Em Out or something like that. She is being interviewed at first. She talks about being tall in the beginning.

    So even though she doesn’t “look” it. She said it herself.

    Tina

  20. pixie  |   Posted on May 25th, 2007

    hold ur horses people, 5’11 was a typo, shes actually about 5’2-5’3

  21. Kortney  |   Posted on May 30th, 2007

    She’s 5’2 not 5’11. If she was 5’11 she wouldnt be called “pint-sized potty mouth”. Please change!

  22. Morgan  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    She’s really 5’2 they musta had a typeo

  23. Babs  |   Posted on Jun 12th, 2007

    I LOVE LOVE LILY SHES SOOOO EFFING BEAUTIFUL.

    But that 5’11 is most definetly a typo. She’s 5 ’2 at most

  24. the kid  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2007

    Her old man’s an ugly little short arse.
    She’s no oil painting either.

  25. James  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2007

    Lily Allen is 5’11″ ?! Fucking hell. I knew “she” was born a man.

  26. chelsey  |   Posted on Jul 16th, 2007

    Theres Actually No Way Shes 5″11 ..Shes Like 5″3 Lol.

  27. she’s actually like 5’2″
    (some say between 5’1″-5’3″) no one ever goes that far past that range! lol

  28. Taney  |   Posted on Dec 19th, 2008

    Yeah, she’s about 5’2″.

    Not 5’11″.

    Weird typo.

  29. Jamie  |   Posted on May 26th, 2009

    Give the guys a break! they only made a typo… 5’11″ instead of 5’1″. Surely we’d all worked that out?… no big deal. But yeah, she is a babe… in a pint-sized way…

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