Forever committed to fitness, Madge works some of her cardio-box moves into the choreography for her next single. And true to the title, there’s lots of jumping (by the least convincing body double we’ve ever seen).
Reuters reports that Madonna’s taking the Brangelina approach to expanding the family without expanding the waistline by recruiting a young, African boy to play permanently the role of her son. She also plans “to spend at least $3 million on programs to support orphans in Malawi and another $1 million to fund a documentary about the plight of children in the country.” What a good person! You can’t buy that kind of publicity.
Oh, wait, yeah you can. It costs $4 million.
UPDATE: Madonna’s publicist says that “she has not adopted a baby despite reports that she has,” but that reports about her building an orphanage and other such initiatives are entirely true. So maybe she’s just a good person after all.
Nah. (Aw, kidding.)
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Why is she wearing Billy Idol’s “Dancing With Myself” outfit?
Wow. That video, and that song, and that cynical little rant of yours — all so very, very horrible.
I totally agree. Publicity or not, $4 million for a worthwhile cause speaks for itself.
Yeesh, that video looks terrible. And publicity or not, I thought that was funny. Lighten up kids.
So this is sort of half serious. I think she looks absurd in that outfit because the outfit is absurd. But I also think I think it’s absurd because I KNOW she’s 47 years old. If I could erase knowledge of her age (and I guess looking at her maybe she could pass as like 34) would I find the outfit and her kooky shadow boxing less absurd? I actually like the song and the album and the parts of the video where it’s just people jumping. At least she isn’t singing about being famous in this one.
I hope it doesn’t take her more than 10 minutes to write her songs.
With enough filters and fuzzy focus you can’t tell quite how haggy looking she is now.
Jumping on the Parkour bandwagon 3 years late. Sounds like Madonna to me all right.
Oh Madonna, please stop trying to dance. You can’t!
she’s the queen of life!! love her.
oh madonna, even when not in your best form, i’d take you any day over fergie — pls. ram the duchess crown she wears down to her throat.
“by recruiting a young, African boy to play permanently the role of her son. ”
i laughed out loud at this. literally just lol’d.
good…….
I wish people would stop shitting on Madonna for supposedly not dressing her age. Having said that, that’s one fugly outfit (and it would be on anyone) and she really needs to stop with the air-humping. It’s just boring.
She is so boring and depressing. I don’t understand why people like her.
Hey what do you know, it looks the same as every other video she’s done in the past 5 years.
Get a new idea grandma.
Jesus you people are harsh.
It’s cute.
I dance so much to this old hag that my butt plug fell out!
Who’s the designer for Madonna’s outfit in the Jump video?
wow it’s great!
Hey people, while i understand that you have freedom of speech. Can you just stop a minute and think before you say something to trash Madonna? I can’t believe one bit that she adopts this baby to get a media attention. PLEASE! wake up. People! When she sings on the cross, you think she needs attention. When she kissed Britney Spears, you think she desperately needed an attention.And now, adopting and raising a baby because she needs a attention ? Well, maybe she does need your attention. She wants to get your attention so that you can help the dying people of AIDS in Africa, she wants you to know that life is not about getting rich, getting more beautiful. There is much more to it. Now if you are blind and deaf, i can understand your negative comment about her. But pls say so, otherwise you are just a complete jerk.
Well said LIONG, at the end of the day, all of you can zipp it! You will never be able to do what this ‘grandma’ as you put it can do.
Shes is a remarkable women, if u have nothing nice to say dont say it atall! And slagging off it just plain wrong. She has and is doing more then any of you will ever do in your sad little lives. the fact is she is owned by her fans, without them she could not be her, and if shes been doing it for 25 years i think she know what shes doing, dont you??
(i am trying to be nice as you wish this time)
Chris,and everybody. Why does it seem that most people think that if somebody got famous, and rich, and good at doing what they are doing, and then when they become older, it is time for the to stop ?? And what right do you have to suggest such an idea ?? Not like what you all assume, I as Madonna’s fan, don’t think she owes me anything nor that i want her to stop. In fact, it is the other way around. Don’t make a pity of our lives and compares to hers. If we try, we can be just as successful as her. However, at this point of her life, she knows that she did some stupid things in the past and she just want to sing and she uses her power to tell people that there is more to life. She wants to tell her fans to be more responsible on their life and their dreams. ‘American life’ album was one example. Eventhough that album became a flop. That’s because people don’t want to be preached. And when she released a dance record, everybody buys it. IT seems to me people still look for the old madonna. The crazy and wild madonna. But she is not that anymore. She is more mature now. However, she is still very good with what she is doing. Her songs cheers and lifts me up every single time. Now i don’t care if she turns 60. If she can cheers me up like this, i will still buy her album. And no, she doesn’t owe me anything. She gives me more than what i pay. Now this is my last comment. Have a nice life to you all.
Hmm, trust me i am a much bigger fan then you! by miles!
i need a bath
i smell of poo poo
i like teletubbies
i need to lose some weight
i need a shave
i need to clean my anatomy
i need a bath
i smell of poo poo
i like teletubbies
i need to lose some weight
i need a shave
i need to clean my anatomy
in anutshell she is fantastic, and i think, by anyones standards, let alone someone her age, but shesure doesnt look anywhere near her age,[and therefore many people are so jealous, .keep up the good work madonna, great.
I think ( no i KNOW ) Madonna is inspiring, her music i great! and so are her movies! she has worked amazingly hard to get this far and she deserves every well done there is. if there was a real queen of pop there would be no doubting Madonna wouldnt get it! she would! 100% Madonna u rock!
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No, you wake up. She does EVERYTHING to get attention so people are still forced to look at her haggy ass.
To all of you TIRED ASS QUEENS!!! And I DO mean QUEENS or Perhaps BITCHES is the more suitable word ….. Quit Hating on Madonna!!!
Pathetic!!!!
Seriously!!!