Having second thoughts about hitting our national embarrassment’s Webster Hall shows? Maybe this will clip of Federline doing “Privilege” on last night’s The Tonight Show will steady your resolve. Or maybe it’ll make you puke. But before you watch, we’d just like to remind you that his first “job” was as a dancer.

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Comments (35)
  1. ashamed  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    am I the only one that didn’t think it is total garbage? I dunno…

  2. cindy  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    No i actually didn’t hate it
    Best Line “going down like a freshman’s panties”

  3. I'm Right  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    he’s no better or worse than 95% of the other rappers clogging up the airwaves these days. it’s all bad, really.

  4. This is hot…

    Hot as in a steaming pile of shit.

  5. the Zimzi  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    lmao. He doens’t say “freshman panties”, fresh pair of panties!

    C’mon you have to study the flow of K-fed. Every line is mindblowing

  6. embarrassed to be alive  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    I dunno… it really isn’t all bad… haha.

    Just nothing I’d want to BUY… of my own volition.

  7. nick  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    this isn’t bad at all.

    i mean its not good at all either, but its not bad.

  8. Wow.

    I never thought that I’d respect Ryan Adam’s rapping ability above someone else.

  9. I’m still so incredibly upset that I didn’t preorder early enough for the autographed headshot.

  10. Mindless, soulless, passionless, and dreadfully boring, yes. But not, um, bad, per se.

  11. jordan  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    i miss vanilla ice

  12. I would never pay money to listen to this, but compared to the majority of what’s on the radio it holds its ground. Which all goes to prove that fame can be sexually transmitted.

    Poor K-Fed. He’s not white trash – he’s diseased!

  13. Miguel  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    he makes me want to eat babies.

  14. Webbster  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    “Freshmen Panties !”

    I’m going to shout that every time I see him from now on.

    Somebody should make a t-shirt…

  15. I agree, not as bad as I expected.

    But did anyone see Leno flash a sideways peace sign at the end? Gangsta!

  16. shawn  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    i kinda like this
    the beats nice west coast stuff and his flow suits the song nice
    it shouldve been nate dogg singing the hook though

  17. Stephen  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    I just can’t even listen to it objectively, I’m sorry to say. I just can’t get over how big of a tool the man is.

  18. Moesha  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    So why can he have female backup singers? Cause he is a insecure piece of crap.

  19. Carter  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    reminds me of coolio for some reason.

  20. 2 sheds  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    people up in this bitch saying k-fed “isnt bad” & they “didnt hate it”?? .. i was so bored with it i only listened to half, maybe im missing out. he just doesnt sound ‘natural’ (since he’s not actually a ‘rapper’) .. and my comp froze for a second right after jay introduced him and i thought ‘wow… no one’s clapping!’ .. too bad they got big ‘applause’ signs to force em.

    hell of a dancer though!

  21. smashing  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2006

    N-sync with rap…wait isn’t Justin Timberlake doing this only a lot less lamely and with actual artistic merit?

  22. Bahaha anyone else notice the retarded handshake the two singers did at the “freshman’s panties” line?

  23. corey  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    aside from the fact that this is total garbage, how many rappers are pulling off choreographed dance routines these days? what a dousche.

  24. that song kills. sorry, it’s sweet.

  25. Steve  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    Has anyone read the “Fountainhead”? It’s amazing how something can be pushed so well until we’re all sceptical of our own tastes. This is garbage…by why is it everywhere?

  26. gecko  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    I can’t be unbiased when it comes to this waste of space…but as I was listening to it, I thought, ‘this sounds like a lot of what’s on the radio these days’. As annoying as he is, his “music” is not that different from the drivel that is mainstream media.

  27. Why did I bother to even listen to the lyrics?!

  28. i liked him back when he did popo-zao. he’s totally fallen off.

  29. rgr_moore  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    you guys are all on crack this is as bad as music gets

  30. erika!  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    k-fed jumped the shark. i liked his indie popozao days better.

  31. ashley  |   Posted on Oct 21st, 2006

    k fed is underappreciated as a true artist

  32. Leno has Federline, Letterman has TV on the Radio. Hmm…

  33. Haley  |   Posted on Oct 22nd, 2006

    I think we all just expected him to blow HARDCORE, and since he just blows on the same basic level of everyone else like him, we’re coerced into thinking it’s “not bad.”

    …But WHAT did they make those poor backup dancers wear?! Good LORD, those outfits are fug.

  34. dylan  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006

    that dance was hotttt! i wish to god i could look that cool.

  35. Miranda  |   Posted on Oct 23rd, 2006

    He dances like a Muppet. That is all.

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