In the pantheon of gossip rags, US is somewhere between The National Enquirer and Entertainment Weekly in terms of reliability (a broad scope), so keep that in mind when you take a look at this pic US snapped of the shower door in Kevin’s House of Blues dressing room after his 11/8 Chicago show.
In case, like Kevin, you can’t read so good, here’s a transcription:
Today I?m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
–Kevin Federline
What do you think of the odds of authenticity? On one hand, it’s desperate, pathetic, and charmingly irreverent to customary capitalization usage. On the other, everything is spelled properly. It’s a wash.
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So fake.
those ladles had better watch out. i know my kitchen is on lockdown.
I’m going to say it’s real, b/c us weekly says it’s authentic, and they’re always right :) Also, the spelling might be right, but the grammar is horrible, and words are randomly capatalized, so it might be him. Also, what’s that blue and red butterfly looking thing on the shower curtain towards the top?
I think that actually says “Ladles.” So he’s really talking about soup.
If that’s real, that is funny! Not so much because of what he did, but because K-Fed’s spelling is more accurate than 75% of the people I encounter in my everyday life.
Why is a big deal being made out of the spelling?
“Ladies”, clocking in at a whopping six letters, is the longest word.
If we’re going with the Ladles>Soup connection, is K-Fed hurling a veiled threat towards E!’s/The Soup’s Joel McHale for his pointed sarcastic jabs? And what of the Best Week Ever crew? Is K-Fed out for their blood, too?
oh la la k fed!
“Ladles look Out! I’m gonna Spoon Ya!”
“Ladles look Out! I’m gonna Spoon Ya!”
This would have been the perfect opportunity to also mock the backstage rider The Smoking Gun got ahold of the other day, you guys.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/federline/federline1.html
The aromatherapy candles have got to be good for some mileage, right?
I have done some research, because I have nothing better to do. Look at the difference between the K’s and F’s. This one’s a fake.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330020551185&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:11
This makes me almost enjoy K-Fed.
I think his little brown kids are still available if he wants them.
federline, yo
he looks like he might stink, yo. But he doesn’t. He just got out of the shower.
it’s like he planned all of this to happen; the picture and the magazine. i guess we all better watch out, i’m sure he’ll be searching for some ladies to marry , oh especially because he’s getting money from brittney still.
Hola faretaste
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