In the pantheon of gossip rags, US is somewhere between The National Enquirer and Entertainment Weekly in terms of reliability (a broad scope), so keep that in mind when you take a look at this pic US snapped of the shower door in Kevin’s House of Blues dressing room after his 11/8 Chicago show.
In case, like Kevin, you can’t read so good, here’s a transcription:
Today I?m a free man
Ladies look out
F–k a wife
Give me my kids B-tch!
What do you think of the odds of authenticity? On one hand, it’s desperate, pathetic, and charmingly irreverent to customary capitalization usage. On the other, everything is spelled properly. It’s a wash.