That’s a quarter century, y’all! Brit turned 25 this Saturday, celebrating by taking Sean Preston to the LA zoo (she remembered she had children eariler that morning while fighting a hangover) and later heading to Mr. Chow’s for a meal with friends and photogs. Click here for TMZ’s unofficial Britney birthday video (“unofficial” = peep-arazzi). Or, don’t. But she has given us a lot of laughs and good times this year, so let’s celebrate with a game: While blowing out her Mr. Chow birthday cake, what did Britney wish for? Remember, there are no wrong answers — only obvious ones.
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a better PR agent.
or better bras.
blowing mr. chow
paris hilton
Who cares?
tacos
edit: another sapphic kiss to bring the public’s attention back to her face.
some of that toxic timberlove
a clue
errr… a meat curtain concealer?
that she could have a mulligan on the last two years.
for her hymen to magically return.
for time travel to be possible, thus negating the past five years of her life.
and that does it. since the changes at this site, its been different. now its official, adios stereogum.
For the Mickey Mouse Club to take her back.
relax mike. Brit Brit is classic stereogum fodder, this place wouldnt be the same without her…
eh, id rather not read about britney here unless it actually has to do with her music.
A better vagina?
A shred of talent.
Actually I agree with Mike. Stereogum should quit giving her the publicity she so desparetly seeks and unhealily needs. I am bored with her and you have tons of more interesting subjects to write about.
britney stories = google whoring
A personal assistant, whose sole job is to remind her to wear undergarments when going out with Paris. Also, a “Good Mother Gene.” (http://www.fww.org/famnews/0408c.htm)
Yes. I found Stereogum by putting Britney into Google. Wouldn’t change a thing. In fact, web life’s been boring since she got hitched.
more music and mp3s and less garbage, fuck face! This site sucks ass now…
A penis, so she could fit in better with Paris and Lindsay…
Some class and self-respect.
“Why can’t Angelina Jolie or Madonna just adopt one of my children for once?!”
A taint
that it is possible to overcome swamp trash genes
the no one will ever find out she’s actually swamp trash
Cheetos and a tallboy of Budweiser.
She has paid for the sins of mankind.
that K-Fed marry and impregnate Christina Aguilera
. . . or get struck by lightning.