While Googling your ex-girlfriend’s name at work, ever wish, “what would really make this net-sleuthing session great is an image of Meat Loaf, looking down on me knowingly, saying ‘I’d do anything for love — even that?’” Well your deviant DNS searching dreams just came true. Meet the brand new SearchWithMeatLoaf.com search engine. Why does it exist? More like why has it ever not existed. Every time you search you’re entered for a grand prize trip to see Loaf at MSG 4/12 and meet him afterwards. But isn’t his stalker gaze enough? Don’t say it, we know. And, you’re welcome.

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it doesn’t even work
i just tried to search for tom waits. there are no web documents that match my search terms.
Ha! Also, the Sex Pistols don’t exist. Or Elvis Presley . . . uh. And neither does Meatloaf??
Yep. Doesn’t work.
wasn’t he in that spice girls movie? that was a good movie!
(picture search works)
It worked for me, i’ve been searching for all sorts of stuff!
Dear Meat Loaf,
I just did a search for “your career” on the new search page, and I got no results. Does this thing actually work?
I’d only use this to search for horrible awards-show duets with Katherine McPhee
i just won something. i still dont know what it is tho.