Three reasons this is the best P!@TD video you’ll ever see:
1. Barely clothed, sex-simulating blonde
2. Ornery, lascivious, blow-snorting mime
3. Not a member of Panic! is in it
Enjoy.
For more on porno mime from Prague’s story, head here. Apparently he hates communism and loves emo.
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Jesus Christ,
I made it ten seconds in, thats all I could take.
Why the fuck are you posting this
Will this even air on MTV? Wait that’s beside the point, who cares about the video. Can someone answer the real question at hand…is that a real song? Do they know how to match a melody to a rhythm? Do they know how to keep beat? Do they know that changing tempo and volume have to fit it at least a small bit of SOME kind of form?
All of that aside, make sure your speakers are off and fast forward till 45 seconds left for hot girl arching her back and a mime fight
don’t you get it? like, we’re just, like, going through the motions, you know? nobody is like, in love at all anymore. because of youtube.
yeah. aside from my full on robot chubby, there was little interest in this video. mimes are fun, but when mimes do blow we’ve reached a new low. i don’t blame stereogum. it’s a week from SXSW and there’s not shit going on.
You are aware that this is footage that Gnarles Barkley has used already for another video version of Crazy? Did Panic officially release this as a video after they knew they would be using pornomime footage that had already been used?
Strange strange video. The song was absolutely terrible. I couldn’t follow with the beat at all.
BUT what really confused me was…the girl was cheating on the mime by having an orgy with air or pretty much an invisible person, so then the mime fights the air.
the thing just made me uncomfortable . I got that whole, watching-a-sex-scene-in-a-movie-with-your-parents-next-to-you kind of uncomfortable
this was stupid. give me 3 minutes and 34 seconds of my life back.
That is it, Stereogum. We are through. Why would you post this!? No matter what you think about this video, good or bad, you have to realize that most people come to your site to get away from shitty bands like this and cringe whenever this kind of shit shows up! I wouldn’t be surprised if next you post a remix of the theme song to “The Hills” and tell us how much you love it and all but nothing will satisfy you quite like the original version. Its over…
Mind-numbing video aside – who gave this little dimwit the artistic license to stress the wrong syllable on the word caricature? If the word doesn’t fit in the meter of your song when properly articulated, its not the right word. Ass.
Oddly enough, at some points he looks a bit like Manson.
Disappointing Stereogum, very disappointing.
nobody has a sense of humor anymore. that’s what I’m pissed about. skip over it next time, if you don’t want to read it and stop bitching.
ha ha, I like how all you hipster chumps get all worked up because stereogum posted a Panic! video— seriously people, get a grip of yourselves. Panic are terrible and this video is terrible, but reacting the way you are-
\”That is it, Stereogum. We are through.\”
\”Disappointing Stereogum, very disappointing.\”
Seriously. You are all hipster/indie wankers.
ok, i admit it…. i kinda like some of the panic! at the disco videos (not the band, just the videos), but that was just disturbing. i mean, what the hell?
oh yeah, and musically that was absoloutely dismal.
OMG! The whole world hates mimes.
Anybody ever seen the Aristocrats? They totally ripped off the mime telling the Aristocrats joke! Also, I didn’t know that Panic (I refuse to place the exclamation point) and Fall Out Boy were the same band?
I can proudly say that is the first (and last) Panic song I have ever heard.
that song was awful. and the fake boobs near the end didn’t make it worthwhile.
i’d rather watch porn.
That was extremely pathetic. I admit, I do like Panic! at the disco’s music, but that video was pointless.
I, for one, liked the whole thing. Song, video, and the hilarious little fight at the end.
I happen to think Panic! at the disco rocks! And i love all of their videos. They’re way more creative then those hip hop videos. I don’t care what you fags think. You need to get a life.
loved it. It was meant to be funny, so lighten up.
I for one love Panic! and why is everyone freaking out? It is a video! If you don’t like it, skip. It is that simple. Quit bitching about it.
its like you hear a song and you could picture just whats going on, but seeing this video….nope thats not what i had in mind.
V_V
this is like a PORNO MIME!
this video was so stupid. who the heck wants to watch a porno mime and and girlfriend having sex with the air?
I love Panic! At the disco and this song. But when I heard the song I thought the music video would be… different. But the video is heaps funny, I know it looks strange at first but you get used to it and later think its hilarious.
you are an asshole go die in hell!!!