Believe it or not, we’re back from Austin and on track to resume our regularly scheduled coverage of frivolous, rock blog posts. In case you don’t believe us: KISS man and reality TV star Gene Simmons recently went under the knife for a little cosmetic facial enhancement, as teased in the series finale to Family Jewels. Naturally, TMZ.com was on hand to document the unhealed after effects, and we thought it’d be a sweet way to kick off the week. And by “sweet,” we mean “grossly disturbing.” Pic after the jump! (Best viewed on an empty stomach.)
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I find his receded hairline more disturbing than his eyes.
Vurp.
what about the twin iv bags that look kind of like external silicone breast implants?!
Doesn’t he look like Uncle Fester?
What if Lewis Black became an Asian Whore?
hahaha, good call steven! hilarious
I think all four original members of Kiss should go on tour with this look instead of the makeup. This is far scarier than the demon makeup.
God. Gave. Rock. And. Roll. To. You.
He took our skin in return.
Amen, Gari.
Are you sure that’s not Roseanne Barr on any given morning?
i’m sorry. nothing today will top the asian whore comment. i’m not even sure anything this week will top the asian whore comment.
excuse me, but gene simmons is not an asian whore, he’s an isralian whore!
the lewasianhore comment is amazing….he also kind looks like that non asian actress who played margaret cho’s grandmother on just an american girl.
Iv bags? no[e = those are drains, where all the pus and blood from his face flows. that is disgustin’.
Kiss: Destroyed.
Edward G. Robinson
those arent IV bags theyre worse theyre wound drainage collection vacume thingys. SO its yick coming out not good stguff going in. EWWWWW
i luv gene and all, but this is just plain DISCUSTING!!!