We’d load this post up with tons of Morrissey puns, but that joke isn’t funny anymore. So instead, we spread the good news posted by Morrissey zine True To You that Moz has added dates to his U.S. tour. The chest-baring trek begins in California late next month, making its way across the country before working its way down the east coast (including added dates from Baltimore down to Jacksonville). This is about as close as we got to his dour banter last time we saw him…

…and still the charm was palpable. Our seats would probably be no better at MSG, but like we could stay home with Moz in town! Full tour dates after the jump.

04/27 – Stockton, CA (Bob Hope Theater)
04/28 – Sparks, NV (John Ascuaga’s Celebrity Showroom)
04/29 – Sparks, NV (John Ascuaga’s Celebrity Showroom)
05/01 – Oakland, CA (Paramount Theater )
05/02 – Santa Rosa, CA (Wells Fargo Center )
05/05 – Spokane, WA – (INB Performing Arts Center)
05/06 – Seattle, WA (Paramount)
05/08 – Salt Lake City, UT (E Center Ford Theater)
05/09 – Denver, CO (Fillmore)
05/11 – Omaha, NE (Orpheum)
05/12 – Milwaukee, WI (Riverside)
05/14 – Ann Arbor, MI (Michigan Theater)
05/15 – Chicago, IL (Auditorium Theatre)
05/17 – Cleveland, OH (Playhouse Square Center)
05/18 – Columbus, OH (Palace Theater)
05/20 – Indianapolis, IN (Murat Center)
05/22 – St. Louis, MO (The Pageant)
05/23 – Kansas City, MO (Uptown Theater)
05/25 – Dallas, TX (Palladium)
05/26 – Austin, TX (Backyard)
05/28 – Houston, TX (Verizon)
05/30 – El Paso, TX (County Coliseum)
05/31 – Tucson, AZ (Music Hall)
06/02 – Phoenix, AZ (Maricopa County Events Center)
06/03 – San Diego, CA (Bayside Concerts)
06/05 – Ventura, CA (Majestic Ventura Theater)
06/06 – Riverside, CA (Riverside Municipal Auditorium)
06/08 – Los Angeles, CA (Hollywood Bowl)
06/09 – Las Vegas, NV (Pearl)
06/26 – Boston, MA (Bank of America Pavilion)
06/27 – Northampton, MA (Pines Theater)
06/29 – Philadelphia, PA (Mann Center)
06/30 – New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)
07/02 – Vienna, VA (Wolf Trap)
07/03 – Baltimore, MD (Rams Head)
07/05 – Atlantic City, NJ (Borgata)
07/06 – Holmdel, NJ (PNC Bank Arts Center)
07/09 – Norfolk, VA (The NorVa)
07/10 – Knoxville, TN (Tennessee Theatre)
07/12 – Clearwater, FL (Ruth Eckerd Hall)
07/14 – Boca Raton, FL (Mizner Park Amphitheater)
07/15 – Orlando, FL (Hard Rock Live)
07/17 – Jacksonville, FL (Morocco Shrine Auditorium)
07/19 – Birmingham, AL (Alabama Theatre)
07/20 – Atlanta, GA (Chastain Park)
07/21 – Myrtle Beach, SC (House Of Blues)