The musician-branding is getting outta hand. OK, the rash of rocker energy drinks and sneakers are, albeit odd and unexpected, sure to hit with some kids. But a new product brings a different sort of iron-y to this wtf craze: The Bill Wyman Signature Metal Detector! Bill explained the appeal of his lightweight, adjustable device in a press release:
Metal-detecting is not just for anoraks or eccentrics; it?s probably the best and the most enjoyable way of learning about our history. On any garden, country field, footpath, woodlands, beach or moor land you can find a huge variety of historical objects, all easily located with this high quality metal detector … I?ve owned many metal-detectors over the years, but none are as simple to use and effective as my own Bill Wyman Signature Detector.
Learn how to get your very own at billwymandetector.co.uk. And after a long day of picking pence from the grass in Hyde Park, why not head to Bill Wyman’s Sticky Fingers Cafe? Careful, though; we hear the Jumpin’ Jack Flapjacks give you gas gas gas.
UPDATE: After the jump, Bill Wyman shows you his favorite find. We know, the suspense is torture.
Wow, you really LOVE Bill Wyman, don’t you. Click the pic.
You Might Also Like
 The 13 Best Jack White Collaborations |  Watch U2 Sing Bowie, Stones, Talking Heads |  Watch Arcade Fire Cover The Rolling Stones At Surprise… |  Rolling Stones Headlining Coachella 2011 Says Rumor Mill |
 |
 |
Eccentric rock ‘n’ roll metal detecting isn’t as rare as it should be. The image of nutjob Pixies drummer metal detecting in the Loud Quiet Loud documentary was hard to shake.
…nutjob Pixies drummer David Lovering metal detecting…
I gotta start using British slang more often.
Anoraks … ha.
the site looks like tim and eric made it.
Wyman looks like Dudley Moore.
DwD
That’s hilarious.