Avril Lavigne has both the #1 album and single in the country this week. Unfortunately for Napanee’s mall-punk princess, this means the whirlwind press tour isn’t over yet. You see, Ms. Lavigne is not much of a talker. This has resulted in some truly awkward TV.
The singer recently posed for what she promises will be a revealing Blender photo shoot, and apparently spent her day on the set swigging whiskey. By the time Blender.com sat her down for some on-camera Q&A, Avril was feeling much more so whatever than usual. Watch here, share our condolences to Deryck Whibley.
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Winehouse, Lily Allen, Avril. Drunk is the new sober.
DwD
The fact that she’s a millionaire proves there’s no god
“I -fucking- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE POUTINE”
Yeah tell me that bitch wasn’t stoned too. That shit sounds GROSS.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…the music industry should all rot away. To give a mildly retarded (fact), 8th grade educated little shit a platform to say anything in public, is beyond comprehension
avril is the shit. she’s hot and poutine is amazing. holla!
this is the greatest birthday present all of time. thanks, stereogum!
i’d hit it.
I’m a pacifist. I hate violence.
But if I were allowed to beat the living shit out of someone without consequences, it’d be Avril.
that wasn’t shit. i’m drunker than that right now, and i’m still at work. and i’m an air traffic controller.
Her voice is so annoying, it’s not even funny!
haha, i thought she was funny in this interview. maybe she should always be tipsy.
poutine IS good.
make your own flag, bitch
so we got some seegars, and i’m like whatever, let’s get some seegars, fuck yea seegars!
Heheh, seegarrrs.
I was laughing my ass off. If this is drunk Avril she needs to have a Samuel with every meal.
Seriously. Poutine = GOOD. Don’t knock it ’til you try it.
marmite > poutine
i would like to try this “poutine”
FUCK YOU, fuckin’ matt P, and Libby, and WCR — or what the hell ever (I think, instead of WCR, it should be WHE, for WHAT THE HELL EVER, BEYOTCH! You are all SUCH fuckin’ PUSSIES!!! Avril should strap on her army pants, boots, and what the hell ever else she feels like! — and kick all of your asses like the pussies that you are!!! WHO the hell ASKED y’all what YOUR GODDAMN PERSONAL OPINION of AVRIL LAVIGNE IS?!!! Goddamn fuckin’retarded ass motherfuckers, you don’t know your asses from the fuckin’ great wall of china! — Mother fuckers, why don’t eat your own shit, stupid pussies, no*buddy fuckin’asked for your goddamn two cents, you got NO damn sense, therefore you HAVE no PLACE putting IN your “TWO CENTS”. All n*e*buddy fuckin’ asked you mother fuckin’ pussies is … “Do you like Poutine?”! — and for that matter, I think it was more of a joke on Avril than n*e*thing to you goddamn mother fucking SHITheads!!! But NO, you got no fucking sense, and sure as hell — no fucking life, so go fucking get one! ‘stead of bullshittin’ yourself thinkin’ n*e*buddy gives a goddamn flyin’ FUCK what the HELL YOU THINK of AVRIL! So go to hell and fuck yourselves, fuckin’ pussy-ass,shithead, fuckin’ posers, mother fuckin’ cunts, dickheads, pricks, and fuckin’ idiot motherfuckers, I swear why the hell n*e of U R allowed to breathe the same AIR as her, me, and n*e other kick-ass REAL people, and not fuckin’ goddamn posers like yourselves, — let ALONE SPEAK! — is way fuckin’ BEYOND ME!!! No shut the hell up and go fuck yourselves since you don’t have shit else to do, pussy ass bitches…), and fuckin’ SO-CALLED “EnchantingWizardsofRythem”!!! Gay ass mother-fuckers, you’re all such a bunch cum-sucking pussies (“mmm…finger-licking good!”, fuckin’, mother-fucking pussies you suck ass! I seriously doubt you are n*e where NEEEARRR ENCHANTing! or fuckin’ wizards of fucking N*E*THING!!! — let alone rhythem!!!!!!!!! — fucking cunts, you call yourself “wizards of rythem”???!!!!!!! THE HELL YOU ARE!!!!! on WHAT fucking PLANET?!!! Mother-fucking siborg/clingon/bullshit cock-sucker, why don’t go fucking get a life? — fucking loosers…I can’t fucking believe even took n*e of MYYY precious TIME even bitchin’ you out!!! In the words of Jon Ruban “cuz time is precious — and I have better things to do — than waste my energy on hearing YOU brag about YOU…Known fact! You have an EGO — You need to loose it, cuz if your so real, why you tryin’ so hard to prove it?! It should JUST be! and if it is than we…don’t need a constant reminder that you’s the dopest, you see” XD comprende ‘migo ?!
kay. 
Catch ya next time I feel like blowing my fucking brains out cuz my life has actually gotten SO BORING that I have NOTHING BETTER to do than talk to fucking cunts like you.;) okie XD
ohh, now i can see why her fans are so stupid
jessi = REALLY drunk Avril?
hot topic punks…what would we do without you guys?
HA!
Jessi that was awesome. can you do that daily?
your borderline mentally challenged writing makes me think that you are perhaps everyone’s favorite “special” singer, Avril.
please come back often and impart your wisdom upon us, I beg you!
Wow. For a group SO BORING, you sure got riled up. I had to really FORCE MYSELF to look through that tirade for A word that wasn’t a curse.
Moderation is KEY, man. CHILL. It’s not rebellious when you’re just scrambling to fit as many FUCKS into one AWKWARDLY LONG PARAGRAPH / It’s not really RE*BELLIOUS E*STHER*WAE.
Jessi was on the Internet past her bedtime! I’m telling her mom!
Hot? Well, yeah — if’n you like that pic of the unholy spawn of Tom Petty and a raccoon. Yikes!
Jesus Christ, Jessi’s right guys. How could we have been so blind? Surley his retarded-monkey rant has truly convinced me that Avril is indeed a valid artist and that our opinions don’t mean shit.
Oh man, the irony of his rant just made my face explode.
As, it was previously stated by someone else… I’d hit it as well.
So dumb it’s scary. Wow.
I love it that an Avril Levine fan is calling other people “pussies”. Ah, the tears of irony are indeed bittersweet.
how/why do people like jessi read stereogum? WHY? all that “mother fucking princess” crap actually got through to them. and avril’s eyeliner is just horrid.
poutine is GOLDEN. and so is avril when shes drunk.
I might have to be drunk due to my ego.. but, I still want to do her.
“how/why do people like jessi read stereogum?”
Methinks she found this post by googling Avril’s name, which she probably does several times a day.
Someone please punch this bitch in the head.
Wow. That obscene, intelligible, clearly schizo rant….I’m…I’m…speechless. You even mentioned my name!
(dries tears of joy)
It simply made my day.
Thank you, angry person, for teaching me to laugh about love…again.
i sent in that “poutine” question. it was a typo.
jessi is some kind of a bot or paid spammer or something. a similar post was written in the comments to the jamc/scarjo thing.
Wow, that was awe-inspiring. Is she 12 years old and just normal for her age or three with a bad temper and large ‘vocabulary’? The world may never know. Somebody yelling at me for having taste definitely makes me want to go to my nearest mall and buy all of Lavingne’s albums, along with anything else labeled ‘punk’ like Good Charlotte and Our Band Has A Full Sentence For A Name Because Two Words Cannot Contain Our Corporate-Approved ‘Angst’
I want to have a massive dump in her mouth, duct tape it shut then send her on her way. Think anybody would notice the difference???
Upon review, I think I’d rather do it to Jessi instead. She/He is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay edgier than avril.
Sorry bout my words. I don’t normally talk like that. btw, my real name is Derek and I live in southern ca having moved from canada.
I like daffodils too.
Jesse, you are awesome!
Your little rant just made me spray beer out my nose. I’d like to know a little bit more about you…specifically, how you got access to the internet from your hospital room.
Jessi is not a spambot… the scarjo post was my lame idea of a joke. Sorry.
Just give the cheese to her, it would all be fine..
Avril Lavigne needs her ass kicked.
Now that would be punk rock.