Sacha Baron Cohen has reportedly been tapped to play flamboyant Queen frontman Freddie Mercury in an upcoming biopic to be produced by Robert DeNiro. (We hear Johnny Depp was the previous frontrunner.) This bit of casting news makes us giddy. But frankly, we don’t see the resemblance.

Now is the time when you suggest titles for this movie! Queen song title x Borat reference … let’s hear ‘em.

UPDATE: Not.

Comments (56)
  1. ev  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Fat-Bottomed Girls…I LIKE!

  2. tony47  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “Somebody to Make Romance Inside Of”

  3. tony47  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “Radio Wa-Wa-Wee-Wa”

  4. Jimmy Durante  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Crazy Little Thing Called Jew.

  5. Jimmy Durante  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    We Will Rock You Not.

  6. tony47  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “Bohemian Droop Like Wizard’s Sleeve”

  7. halfsharkalligatorhalfman  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Crazy Little Thing Called Sexy Time

  8. “The Show Must Stop Here”

    “Borat Bites the Dust and Freddie Rolls Over in Grave”

    What were they thinking?

  9. “I Make Love-Explosion Under Pressure”

    ha

  10. The only resemblance is in the glasses.

  11. JTB  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Khazakstanian Rhapsody! Is there really any other option?

  12. WILL  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Another One Bites the Chram (spelling?)

  13. Tie Your Sister Down

  14. JoeyT  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    My Fat-Bottomed Wife

  15. red  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Fat Bottomed Gypsy’s

  16. Shawne  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Throw the Queen down the well.

  17. razor ramon  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “Bicycle With A CJ”

  18. bogart  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Another One Bites Jagshemash

  19. bogart  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Actually sounds better as “Another One Jagshemash”

  20. dan  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Is Freddie Mercury homosexual?

  21. Matthew  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “We Will Make Rock With You.”

  22. dirtyharold  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “You’re My Best Friend”. exact Borat quote and already existent Queen song title…

  23. dirtyharold  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Crazy Little Thing Called Sexytime

  24. Liam  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Beat The Gypsy Down

  25. Liam  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    “You’re My Best Friend, But if You Cheat On Me, I Crush You”

  26. bobfrombob  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    You Take My Breath Away, How Much

  27. Ben  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    It’s Kazakhstan Magic?

  28. Ian R.  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    bohemian vagine

  29. Mohaski  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    We will, we will, snap your cock off!

  30. mr clean  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Fat bottom girl make toilet.

  31. bw  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Freddie Mercury: Fist in anoos

  32. Shea  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Killer Gypsy Queen

  33. matthew fisher wilder  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Orgy Battle

  34. matthew fisher wilder  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Seriously though.. MOOSTAFAYAH!

  35. phil  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    Kazakhstanian Rhapsody

  36. “Queen in the castle, queen in the castle, I have a chair!”

  37. themn  |   Posted on May 4th, 2007 0

    What an absolute load of bollocks this “story” is.

  38. chris  |   Posted on May 5th, 2007 0

    Jesus Christ, please don’t let this story be true. I like Cohen just fine, but we don’t need a biopic of Freddie Mercury. (Complete fucking Queen nerd speaking.) Seriously, God, please. Don’t make a movie about Freddie Mercury. Bullshit.

    • Freddies Fantasy  |   Posted on Jul 19th, 2008 0

      WTF!!!!!!!!! Wats wrong with Freddie Mercury??????
      He made more money then u could ever dream of!
      Ur just mad caz u aint him!

  39. jed2  |   Posted on May 5th, 2007 0

    “Another Jew Claws The Dusts”

  40. rachel  |   Posted on May 5th, 2007 0

    the comments in this post are so awesome. i have just been laughing my way through.

  41. ryanbthat  |   Posted on May 6th, 2007 0

    Get Down Make Sexy Time Explosion

  42. Anonymous  |   Posted on May 6th, 2007 0

    Seriously? Does no one here know any Queen songs that WEREN’T on their greatest hits CD?

  43. Bill  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007 0

    yeah.

    that one in mighty ducks.

  44. Matt  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007 0

    I don’t think “Mustapha,” “You Take My Breath Away” & “Orge Battle” were on Queen’s greatest hits, asshole. Besides, who names a biopic after an obscure song by the subject?

  45. jed2  |   Posted on May 7th, 2007 0

    Exactly, Matt. Some folks really think they’re shaming us by lambasting our inferior knowledge of Queen’s oeuvre. I mean, ohvrah. I mean, Oprah.

  46. James L  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2007 0

    Re:
    Freddie Mercury Bioptic title….Queen For A Day.

  47. James L  |   Posted on Jun 18th, 2007 0

    Re:
    Freddie Mercury Bioptic title….Queen For A Day.

  48. Sam  |   Posted on Sep 10th, 2007 0

    If the buzz about Michael Cunningham’s screenplay is true, Queen for a Day would be an appropriate title. Apparently, Cunningham doesn’t like traditional biopics, so he’s taking a day in the life. So, which day?

  49. Queen was one of the world’s greatest bands and a movie about Freddie would be great. But who decided Sascha was a good choice. Get someone from one of the tribute bands. And to those who thinks the moview is a bad idea, I get sick eveytime an Elvis biopic is on TV. His singing was awful.

  50. Lenny  |   Posted on May 17th, 2008 0

    Please don’t spoil the image of Freddie with someone who obviously would only bring shame to his awesome legacy

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