As you may know, the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known As Prince is digging into London town this summer for 21 shows, charging £31.21 for tickets in extended celebration of his record 3121. All 140,000 tickets sold out in twenty minutes, causing online ticketing systems to crash. So to make it up to his shut-out super fans, Prince is staging a series of secret shows, the first of which was last night at Koko in Camden. And at some point, this happened. (via Rock Daily)
Could be a deranged über fan. Or, could be she hates Winehouse more than you guys do! But all we’re thinking is … caption contest!
We’ll go first: “She ain’t heavy, she’s my stalker.” Post ‘em if ya got ‘em.
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“Let’s Go Crazy”
“Cream! Get on top!”
“I can’t tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same. Her lovin’ will kick your behind. Oh, she’ll show you no mercy.”
“Prince fan gets off only one of intended 23 positions in their one night stand.”
Dry-humping sexual assault – It’s not just for Akon anymore!
“Guys, I need pussy control!”
“i wasn’t kidding when i said i’m a pussy magnet…”
i really hope she purified herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka before that.
I don’t think it would take much to knock down 4′ 3″ Prince
i met a girl named nikki, guess you could say…
“Her lovin’ will kick your behind, oh, she’ll show U no mercy”
“Don’t die without knowing ‘The Cross’…”
Met a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a Prince fiend. Attacked him in the Koko lobby, masturbating with a magazine. (I couldn’t top the original last line)
“i love you, baby/but not like i love my guitar.”
I can’t believe no one suggested “Gett Off”….
“You sexy muthah fu-oof! Get her away from me, get her away from me!!”
“It might be just me but is she doing the Michael Jackson TEE-HEE thing with her hand”?
“im not Morrissseeeyyyyyyy!!!”
“What knockers!”
“You down with O.P.P.?”
Prince pretends not to like it, but look at his left hand!
And in this photo, a perfect example of a bodyguard incorrectly removing a stalker.
Remember always lift with your knees.
“no, wait, i mean i like it…hey shut up, I am a heterosexual dammit”
And where is the Batman?!?
She probably just wanted a Watch Tower
i got your pancakes, bitch