Actually this list itself ain’t bad, it’s just most of the songs that are shitty. But not all, of course — there’s plenty of yacht rock to love. And who better to rank these tunes than VH1? There must be some holdovers from before the celebreality pox. Tomorrow night, Video Hits 1 will air their televised countdown of the Top 40 soft rock tunes, but go ahead and take a gander now and see if they hit the Marx.

40. Bertie Higgins – “Key Largo”
39. David Soul – “Don’t Give Up On Us”
38. Peter Frampton – “Baby, I Love Your Way”
37. Leo Sayer – “When I Need You “
36. 10cc – “I’m Not in Love”
35. Extreme – “More Than Words”
34. Dan Hill – “Sometimes When We Touch”
33. Cat Stevens – “Peace Train”
32. Kenny Loggins – “This is It”
31. Richard Marx – “Hold On To The Nights”
30. Andrew Gold – “Lonely Boy”
29. Debby Boone – “You Light Up My Life”
28. America – “Horse With No Name”
27. Lionel Richie – “Hello”
26. Harry Chapin – “Cat’s In The Cradle”
25. Anne Murray – “You Needed Me”
24. Phil Collins – “One More Night”
23. REO Speedwagon – “I Can’t Fight This Feeling”
22. Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson – “Tonight, I Celebrate My Love”
21. Orleans – “Still the One”

20. Captain & Tennille – “Do That To Me One More Time”
19. Michael Bolton – “How Am I Supposed to Live Without You”
18. Toto – “Rosanna”
17. Juice Newton – “Angel Of The Morning”
16. Bread – “Baby I’m – A Want You”
15. Journey – “Open Arms”
14. Seals & Crofts – “Summer Breeze”
13. Carpenters – “Superstar”

12. Starland Vocal Band – “Afternoon Delight”
11. Olivia Newton-John – “I Honestly Love You”
10. Chuck Mangione – “Feels So Good”
09. Hall and Oates – “One On One”
08. The Doobie Brothers – “What A Fool Believes”
07. Kansas – “Dust In The Wind”
06. Air Supply – “Making Love Out Of Nothing At All”
05. Chicago – “If You Leave Me Now”

04. Barry Manilow – “Mandy”
03. Rupert Holmes – “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”
02. Styx – “Babe”
01. Christopher Cross – “Sailing”

Say what you will about this list, but we’re with #1 (love us some Chris Cross). Also, whatever happened to the Yacht Rock guys? Weren’t they developing something for VH1? Maybe they’ll talk about it when it airs tomorrow. Too bad we won’t be watching.

Comments (102)
  1. Ju Bean  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    What! No “Broken Wings” by Mr. Mister?

  2. campfirewood1980  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    I think the VH1/Yacht Rock collab was Acceptable.tv…

    And that sounds like a fantastic list.

  3. Is it weird that I like almost every song on this list? However, I can’t abide putting Richard Marx’s “Hold on to the Nights” on the list over “Right Here Waiting.” That’s just wrong.

  4. “Pina Colada” at number three…sweet.

  5. annie onymous  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    i gotta admit, i love quite a few on this list.

  6. Um, no England Dan and John Ford Coley? No Steely Dan? No “Time Passages”? No Gary Wright? Ambrosia? Gerry Rafferty? Firefall? Lobo?

    This list sucks.

  7. gonna take you by the hand and make you understand  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Boston’s “Amanda”

    the end.

  8. Kurt  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Reading that list made my ears bleed. Ewsh.

  9. Stephen  |   Posted on May 31st, 2007

    Bill P said it all. This list is seriously lacking. Also, “A Horse With No Name” for America? That song is no match for the smoothness of “Sister Golden Hair” or “Ventura Highway.”

  10. Butters  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    No “I wanna know what love is”??

    Scandalous.

  11. b.LOUD  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    Butters is right, Foreigner should’ve been at least Top 5, but personally, I would’ve put Billy Joel’s “Just The Way You Are” at #1. A great song, btw. At least “Piano Man” should be on there. I’m also surprised that Whitney Houston’s version of “I Will Always Love You” didn’t make it. I guess her 5 – or whatever – octave range isn’t considered “easy listening”.

    I never even heard of “Superstar” by The Carpenters. Was that like a Burt Bacharach b-side, or something. What not “Close To You”?

    How about Mike and The Mechanics, “The Living Years”?

  12. b.LOUD  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    I guess Yacht Rock bailed when they found out that Kenny Loggins or Loggins & Messina weren’t gonna be #1.

    Does that Air Supply song have the chorus that goes, “I’m all out of love / I’m so lost without you / I know you were right . . . . . . ?

  13. Chris  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    I wholeheartedly reject any list of soft rock songs that does not contain “Glory of Love.”

  14. That’s not really a list of top soft rock.. more rubbish ballads.

  15. I try not to plug my own stuff, but if more than three of these songs are guilty pleasures for you, you should probably check out my series, Adventures Through The Mines Of Mellow Gold.

    http://jasonhare.com/category/mellow-gold/

  16. Actually, the guys from Yacht Rock are on this special.

    It is on right now, and I just saw Hollywood Steve.

  17. Holy adult situations! This list is like floating on a cloud of titties.

  18. Shouldn’t like at least 5 of the top ten be Hall and Oates songs? Or am I thinking of the greatest songs of all time list.

  19. sean  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    No “How Long” by Ace? Bully-bully-bullshit.

  20. b.LOUD- “Superstar” is the one that goes “Don’t you remember you told me you love me bay-bay?” Also, you’re thinking of a different Air Supply song.

    I would have swapped Orleans songs, “Dance With Me” is way smoother than “Still the One”.

    Also, good call on Firefall, bill p. “You Are the Woman” got jobbed.

  21. Matt  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2007

    One word: “Brandy.” By Looking Glass. Ok, four words.

  22. It is a good compilation. I love those songs.

  23. Rachel C  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2007

    I totally agree with Bill P. They didn’t even scratch the surface. I was just waiting for some Paul Davis :(

  24. Michael Randle  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2007

    I like the majority of the songs, but what happened to I Can’t Tell You Why by The Eagles or Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship.

  25. conrad  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2007

    those songs make my work day go by so fucking slowly.

  26. Doc Wino  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2007

    No Lionel Richie’s ‘Easy like Sunday Morning’;
    No Earth, Wind and Fire’s ‘September’….

    Are you f***ing with me?!

  27. scott  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2007

    Does anyone know if this is available on CD??

  28. scott, good idea, but it’ll never happen thanks to rights, etc. you could put it together on bittorrent in an afternoon. not that you should, but you could. or you could do a totally legal playlist on lala.com.

  29. Brandy  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    does anybody kno what song thATS CALLED WER THEY ARE PLAYING THE WHOLE SAXOPHONE I KNOW ITS A SONG DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHATS ITS CALLED

    • Kaci  |   Posted on Sep 30th, 2008

      I think the song you asked obout over a year ago might be Gary Moore’s “I still got the blues for you”… anyway, I missed this one on the list…

  30. Jason  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    I’m filing an official protest over this list on account of its lack of “Against All Odds” by Phil Collins. Way more softsational than “One More Night.”

  31. lets not forget the most irritating song ever: “Feelings” or “Achy Breaky Heart”.

    Of course anything by that assclown michael bolton makes me want to hurl

    I also heard some really retarded song, where the chorus was something like “weeoh” over and over again. That should be added to the top 10 make me hurl list.

  32. “does anybody kno what song thATS CALLED WER THEY ARE PLAYING THE WHOLE SAXOPHONE I KNOW ITS A SONG DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHATS ITS CALLED”

    There is some really nauseating songs by KennyG, who plays soprano sax

    Boots Randolph has some big his also on sax, probably the most famous is “Yakity Sax” which is featured on Benny Hill, but this song is pretty upbeat and fun, and does not fit the category of this list.

  33. Brooke  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    umm…Its good…my family loved it

  34. No “Waiting For A Girl like You”, huh? The song that took a flying whip-knot to Foreigner’s testicles?

    Okay. Whatever.
    DwD

  35. Andrea Bocelli  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    “I also heard some really retarded song, where the chorus was something like ‘weeoh’ over and over again. That should be added to the top 10 make me hurl list.”

    That sounds like a Police song, the title of which I cannot recall right now. As a graphic designer, I like it.

  36. stoner  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    ok, ok, what about walter egan’s magnet and steel? hello??? they should’ve called it “the 30 something most soft-sational songs from the 70s with a few from the early 80s and 1 from the 90s”….

  37. stoner  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    what about walter egan’s magnet and steel? and the countdown should’ve been called “30 odd soft rock songs with a few from the 80s and 1 from the 90s”

  38. Sherry  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    How about “Reunited” by Peaches and Herb? C’mon, it doesn’t get more soft and sugary than that–like musical cotton candy.

    I’m also partial to “I Love You” by Climax Blues Band. May be more in the ballad category, but still a great love song.

  39. Ummmmm, no!  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2007

    I think they should let The Donnas have a little more screen time on these specials.
    And what about “At This Moment” by Billy Vera and the Beaters?

  40. Milano  |   Posted on Jun 4th, 2007

    Must be just a 70′s, 80′s and 90′s list
    Because you couldnt excuse LET IT BE
    from this list, or justify not one Beatles tune!

  41. Jefferson  |   Posted on Jun 4th, 2007

    No James Taylor!!! whats up with that?

  42. All the Complaining about this list or thinking that these songs are not good, well FAGGOTS!!!!

  43. John S  |   Posted on Jun 4th, 2007

    a k a “all The Songs You Thought Were Really Romantic Until You Hit Puberty.”

    I have very strong memories of being about 10 hearing “I Love You” by the CBB and thinking “That’s what it’s going to be like when I get engaged.” The song is about an alcoholic whose girl “saves” him.

  44. Ugly Duckling  |   Posted on Jun 4th, 2007

    Janis Ian “Seventeen” definately number 1.

  45. Missing in action is … Double’s “Captain Of Her Heart.”

  46. no minnie “loving you is easy cause youre beautiful” ripperton?

  47. Linda  |   Posted on Jun 6th, 2007

    Song with weeoh sung a lot is probably “Every Little Thing She Does is Magic” by The Police. Definitely NOT soft rock.

    The all sax song from this special is Chuck Mangione “Feels So Good”.

    Some of the songs suggested by the commenters, IMHO, are love songs. Some of the ones on the list are also love songs, but some aren’t. I think you could do a whole list of the 100 cheesiest soft rock love songs too.

    Though many commenters have great suggestions like “Loving You”, Firefall, James Taylor, “Easy” by the Commodores!

    Thanks for posting the list!

  48. where is randy crawford’s “One Hello”!

  49. or sergio mendez’s “Rainbows End”

  50. That ain’t so sax Chuck Mangione’s playing. That’s a flugelhorn, dammit.

  51. spud  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    Decent list with a lame Top 10. There is no question that “Seasons In the Sun” should have been No. 1. “Goodbye Michelle it’s hard to die when all the birds are signing in the sky…” Hello. Those are with question the sappiest lyrics EVER! Whoever came up with this list should be fired.

  52. Soul  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years” should be on there

  53. Soul  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    and Eagles “Hotel California” should be there too.

  54. Sweet Jo  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    That sax piece is from George Michael’s song, sorry. Sad but true.

  55. Sweet JoJo  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    George Michael – Careless Whisper
    Sax song

  56. Bad Musician  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    Yeah! “Peace Train”. What an idealistic piece of bleeding heart shite. What is the “Peace Train?” Where do you buy tickets to ride it? How do you board it? That’s it! there’s the answer to war, poverty and racism! Just ride on the Peace Train! Why didn’t I think of that?

  57. Kat W.  |   Posted on Jun 7th, 2007

    What in the world happened to “Time After Time” by Cyndi Lauper or “Faithfully” by Journey???

  58. Paul  |   Posted on Jun 9th, 2007

    Maybe all the songs had to be #1 hits. How could they leave out BeeGees “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart”?

  59. I sure wish Jonathan Coulton’s creeeeeeepy “Soft Rocked by Me” was on there.

  60. eddie pod  |   Posted on Jun 9th, 2007

    NO Ameriac, or Ambrosia ?? COME ON !!

  61. m2t2  |   Posted on Jun 9th, 2007

    Has no one ever heard Beth by KISS !!!! I was sure it was in the top 5!!!

  62. Marty  |   Posted on Jun 10th, 2007

    No Bob Seger…Night Moves! Sad

  63. ewokwarrior  |   Posted on Jun 11th, 2007

    If you’re going to go with the Eagles, you gotta pick “Desperado.” That’s some cowboy softness (which is all the rage these days).

  64. thekayman  |   Posted on Jun 11th, 2007

    Only 1 Chicago song is a crime. Because of that band, I used to think that city had to be the softest and smoothest and mellowest place on earth.

  65. joeboo  |   Posted on Jun 11th, 2007

    Awesome. I have one thing to say about Softsational (and Yacht Rock, for that matter): more, more, more.

  66. What about Dan Fogelberg? Longer! Leader of the Band! Same Old Lang Syne!

  67. No Little River Band? Cool Change should be number one with a bullet.

  68. Steve  |   Posted on Jun 14th, 2007

    I agree with Jim – No Fogelberg?!??

    I think these woiuld be good candidates too:

    Basia – Time And Tide
    Billy Paul – Me And Mrs. Jones
    Bruce Hornsby & The Range – Mandolin Rain
    Commodores – Easy
    Double – Captain Of Her Heart
    Earth Wind And Fire – After The Love Has Gone
    England Dan and John Ford Coley – I’d Really Love To See You Tonight
    Genesis – In Too Deep
    Herb Alpert – Rise
    James Taylor – Shower The People
    Jim Croce – Time In A Bottle
    Joe Jackson – Steppin’ Out
    Leo Sayer – When I Need You
    Little River Band – Lady
    Looking Glass – Brandy (You’re A Fine Girl)
    Michael Murphy – Wildfire
    Raydio – You Can’t Change That
    Rick Astley – Hopelessly or Cry For Help
    Rod Stewart – Tonight’s The Night
    Starbuck – Moonlight Feels Right
    Tracy Chapman – Fast Car

    Excellent pick for #1, though. C-Cross rules!

  69. dont stop believin? journey, definetly better than open arms

    or here i go again? whitesnake

  70. Heretic  |   Posted on Jun 25th, 2007

    From what I understand, the term “Soft Rock” is specific to the era after ’60s “Pop” music developed several sub-genres, including “Soft Rock”, but before the development in the ’80s of the “Adult Contemporary” classification. To my mind, Soft Rock has elements of Folk, Blues, and Country. For this reason, I disagree with the inclusion of people like Richard Marx or Michael Bolton (Adult Contemporary), as well as rockers like Journey or Extreme (a power ballad or two does not make an artist “softsational”).

    That being said, I agree with many of you who liked the choice of an artist, but not the song chosen. For example, Jason’s comment on the use of Phil Collins’ “One More Night” rather than “Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now)” was dead on.

    It would have been nice to see this list based on viewer voting, with songs being restricted to those released between 1970 and, say, 1985. Just reading the suggestions here makes me think that a much more sensible list could be created.

    By the way, put me down for “Please Come To Boston” by Dave Loggins

  71. No Bryan Adams,
    I thought for sure either “Heaven” or “Everything I do, I do it for you” would make the top 10.

  72. Brandon  |   Posted on Jun 25th, 2007

    Wasn’t very impressed with the list. They could have mentioned some foreigner or another great Journey song, Faithfully. I think Journey should have been an easy top 5 contender. BAD JOB VH1!!! BAD!!

  73. Chris  |   Posted on Jun 25th, 2007

    …FLEETWOOD MAC…
    So many great soft rock songs

  74. RadioWench  |   Posted on Jul 2nd, 2007

    Having My Baby by Paul Anka. That is my number one sap-sational, I mean soft-sational song. Along with anything by Ambrosia.

  75. magdalene swift  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2007

    i am not complaining i loved the list i can come up with a ton of songs that aren’t on there as well however that doesn’t make me feel cooler O.K.? More air time for the Donnas I agree. I swore the song “Without You” was on the show but it’s not on this list!!! Who sang it?

  76. Rickey Henderson  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2007

    The lack of Alan Parson Project’s “Eye in the Sky” is most troubling to Rickey Henderson. French people love the hell out of that song, and Rickey Henderson thinks that this tune is the damn-near smoothest, slickest song this side of “Smooth Operator”.

  77. Michael  |   Posted on Aug 15th, 2007

    Here are some more most would have to agree with. How about Elton John (Someone Saved My Life Tonight), Stevie Wonder (Ribbon In The Sky, etc.), Geno Vanelli (I Just Wanta Stop For Your Love), and John Denver’s music. Those above definitely should have been in the top 20 IMHO.

  78. _Imagine_  |   Posted on Aug 20th, 2007

    there was a song in the intro to the special that has a sax in it. Its not “Feels So Good”. infact, it wasent even included in the list but i heard it in the begining. Anyone know this song, im in dying need of the name.

  79. Laura Sol  |   Posted on Sep 13th, 2007

    I think “Into the night” by Benny Mardones should be on this list.

  80. i want to know the same as _Imagine_. What is that sax song

  81. tico47  |   Posted on Mar 16th, 2008

    More than words #35?! Bullshit…

  82. !!!!  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2008

    I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The soaring Saxaphone piece:
    Gerry Rafferty – Baker Street
    :D

  83. !!!!  |   Posted on Apr 16th, 2008

    I FINALLY FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!! The soaring saxaphone pice:
    Gerry Rafferty – Baker Street :D

  84. steve pawn  |   Posted on Apr 24th, 2008

    HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobby Goldsboro, where is that one?????

  85. Doug  |   Posted on Jun 11th, 2008

    What about “Beth,” by Kiss ???

  86. sanket bhavsar  |   Posted on Oct 20th, 2008

    SULTANS OF SWING by DIRE STRAITS….

  87. whay no day after day badfinger???

  88. Hello….Hello It’s Me – by Todd Rundgren ~ A real classic – missed it

  89. Cathy Viviano  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2009

    Soft Rock song list + VH1=Beautiful music for lovemaking or whatever.

  90. Chris  |   Posted on Dec 7th, 2009

    What no this no that. I keep reading those comments. THis was not VH1′s top 1000 songs. They cant put every single song that everyone says they left off and opinions are subjective. Some songs you would think everyone love and they say it is sickening or they hate them and then others not on the list the same thing. No one can ever be satisfied. A list is fruitless

  91. somebody  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    here’s a good one…. Kiss from a Rose by Seal

  92. Christopher Cross – “Sailing” – THE BEST # 1 song on my live

  93. Ilmar Carvalho  |   Posted on Jan 21st, 2010

    I had a lot of fun watchin’ to this program. Certainly there’s a hundred of other songs that could be there (Year of the Cat – Al Stewart; Rise – Herb Alpert; Me and Mrs Jones – Billy Paul, I like Chopin – Gazebo; More than I can – Matt Bianco and some more Hall & Oates). But I like it this way!

  94. Alan  |   Posted on Feb 20th, 2010

    This list has missed several 80s and 90s songs. Still had Lite Rock/ Soft Rock radio stations in the 90s as well. Now they are more adult contemporary or adult alternative and have quit playing 60s, 70s stuff which the oldies station now plays.

    Here would be my list of songs omitted( in no particular order):
    I Don’t Wanna Cry, Mariah Carey
    Release Me, Wilson Phillips
    It Must Have Been Love, Roxette
    Love Will Lead You Back, Taylor Dayne
    Un-Break My Heart, Toni Braxton
    Wild Night, John Mellencamp
    Hard to Say I am Sorry, Chicago
    Good Thing, Fine Young Cannibals
    Nick of Time, Bonnie Raitt
    Every Heartbeat, Amy Grant
    More Than Words, Extreme
    Shattered Dreams, Johnny Hates Jazz
    All I Need Is a Miracle, Mike and the Mechanics
    Got My Mind Set On You, George Harrison
    Learning to Fly, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
    You Can Call Me Al, Paul Simon
    You Got It, Roy Orbison
    The Way It is, Bruce Hornsby and The Range
    Salt in My Tears, Martin Briley
    Anything for Love, Meatloaf
    Pink Cadillac, Bruce Springsteen
    Rhythm Of My Heart, Rod Stewart
    No More Lonely Nights, Paul McCartney
    Heart of Rock n Roll, Huey Lewis and the News
    Tears In Heaven, Eric Clapton
    This Kiss, Faith Hill
    Roll with it, Steve Winwood
    And So It Goes, Billy Joel
    Lady, Kenny Rogers
    The One, Elton John
    9 to 5, Dolly Parton
    Because the Night, 10,000 Maniacs
    Tough Enough, The Fabulous Thunderbirds
    Manic Monday, The Bangles
    Life Is a Highway, Tom Cochrane
    Wishing Well, Terence Trent d’Arby
    Right Here waiting for you, Richard Marx
    Everytime You Go Away, Paul Young
    The Sign, Ace Of Base
    Blue, LeAnne Rimes
    The Loco-Motion, Kylie Minogue
    Hungry Like a Wolf, Duran, Duran
    All I Wanna Do, Sheryl Crow
    All for Love, Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart and Sting
    The Time of My Life, Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes
    Save The Best for Last, Vanessa Williams
    The Lady In Red, Chris De Burgh
    At This Moment, Billy Vera and The Beaters
    Rush, Rush Paula Abdul
    Winds of Changes, Scorpions
    With or Without You, U2
    Don’t Let Go (Love), En Vogue
    Head to Toe, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam
    New Sensation, Inxs
    Luka, Suzanne Vega
    Little Lies, Fleetwood Mac
    I Just Called To Say I Love You, Stevie Wonder
    To Be With You, Mr. Big
    Everything I Do, Bryan Adams
    End of the Road, Boyz II Men
    Cherish, Kool and The Gang
    The Power of Love, Celine Dion
    Stay (I Missed You) , Lisa Loeb
    Said I Loved You…But I Lied, Michael Bolton
    Just Another Day, Jon Secada
    Here We Are, Gloria Estefan
    Kiss Me, Sixpence None the Richer
    All I Want, Toad the Wet Sprocket
    Don’t Turn Around, Ace Of Base
    Hero, Mariah Carey
    Fields Of Gold, Sting

  95. STAY A WHILE should be included

  96. The One You Love – Glenn Fry
    Baker Street – Gerry Rafferty

  97. List like These should never be less than 100. I could put a list of 200 together. But, I do this for a living.

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