It’s a crazy post-Stop Peter Bjorn & John world we’re living in. Got a problem with an indie rocker? Start a blog about it! Dave writes in to tell us about a slow-brewing blog beef between some dude who claims to have had his basketball stolen by Win Butler (find him at arcadefirestolemybasketball.blogspot.com), and Butler-brother Will, who claims that, in fact, Arcade Fire didn’t steal this dude’s basketball (and you can find him at arcadefiredidntstealdudesbasketball.blogspot.com).
Given this is all entirely unsubstantiated internet hearsay, we’d like to add this fact to the controversy: In the recent Rolling Stone (P. 67, para 2, Issue 1027 — Depp/Richards cover), Win told Gavin Edwards that “he tries to play basketball at least once a week, even on tour“! (Emphasis added for additional sensationalistic effect.)
Sounds like Win is totally guilty.
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http://arcadefirestolemybasketballplayer.blogspot.com/
My continued drama with Jack White is much more interesting.
the altercation is real. win mentioned on stage that he almost got arrested for trying to play basketball earlier that day before Saturday’s show in Berkeley.
Win mentioned that onstage in Berkeley, claiming that the security guards got all hysterical and called for backup. Or something.
Atleast he only *almost* got arrested
“Boycott all Berkeley athletic facilities!
Now here’s Intervention.”
now this is entertaining stereogum!
I think I need to start my own beef blog titled “I Just fuckin’ hate Jared Leto.”
hahaha I ran into Win and the gang after the altercation, they were standing on the sidewalk outside of UC Berkeley. They didn’t seem to have the basketball in question with them though… and they were pretty jokey about the whole deal, didn’t seem that pissed off at all
oh so fun!
Didn’t expect a headline like that. What’s next? “I Was Mugged and Raped by Belle and Sebastian”?
“Sufjan Stevens Broke My Hockey Stick”?
“I Got Yelled At By Jack White”?
… No, wait. That one’s already happened.
This reminds me of the time Sufjan Stevens knocked me down after gym class and stole my lunch money in 7th grade. You hear me, Stevens! I’m the big kid now! WATCH YOUR BACK!!! etc.
hilarious.
i know he’s not a rocker but he is a known fan so here it is: danny devito killed my dog.
what, no arcadefirestolemybasketball.ytmnd.com?
“Sufjan Stevens Broke My Hockey Stick”
I’d buy that t-shirt.
Vic Chesnutt kicked my ass once. I’ve never forgiven that bastard.
While we’re on it, Colin Meloy broke my glasses. I WANT THEM REPAIRED, DAMMIT.
He stole my dog too!
arcadefirestolemypuppy.blogspot.com
“The Shins gang-fucked my girlfriend”, anyone?
Bobby Mcferrin raped my grandmother
“The Shins gang-fucked my girlfriend”. Gosh, even the hairy drummer was involved?
This was a better and more hilarious when I read about it on gorilla vs. bear about 4 hours ago, but thanks. Still funny, but their photo is timeless omg.
I seriously hope that this is not some viral marketing bullshit. The whole point of AF not doing music videos and not having a fan club and barely updating their blog is to keep their distance from the internet to retain their mystique.
“The whole point of AF not doing music videos and not having a fan club and barely updating their blog is to keep their distance from the internet to retain their mystique.”
“Mystique”? Yeah…that all went out the window when they adorned the cover of Blender a couple of months ago.
What’s really shocking here is that Win Butler apparently plays organized sports.
I understand why it’s easy to be jaded, but there’s no way this is some viral marketing hogwash.
“retain their mystique”
I love the arcade fire, but this is every thing i hate about the arcade fire fan.
Integrity? mystique? They’re a band that does theme songs for TV shows. Give me a break.
Will Butler’s behavior on this matter should earn him the title of Biggest Douche In The Universe.
the Hold Steady killed my Grandpa and kicked my dog
white people white people white people
Tapes N Tapes stole my cd player
I highly doubt thats actually Will, just someone acting like him to add to this whole little “controversy.” While the incident obviously happened, it has even more obviously been blown out of proportion like everything having to do with any group. I mean come on, two people got angry at each other and because one happens to be in a band, he’s suddenly the douche bag.
if you guys think ‘will’ comes off as a douche bag in his blog, you have no sense of humor whatsoever
Grizzly Bear stole my picnic basket
Courtney Love was a bitch to me. :´(
patrick wolf threw up on me.
that said, this is just silly. good silly.
Broken Social Scene fire-bombed my country and left it’s economy in shambles.
The Hold Steady Almost Killed Me.
(waaaaiitt a second…)
modestmousestolemycheese.com
The Decemberists trained a falcon to crap on my head at my wedding.
Bo Diddlied My Chemical Romance
Sam Cooked My Bloody Valentine
megwhitestolemyheart.blogspot.com
http://arcadefiremighthavestolenbasketball.blogspot.com/
The Raconteurs hacked my blog.
Super Furry Animals ate my homework.
“The Decemberists trained a falcon to crap on my head at my wedding.”
My fave. Hands down. You win!
http://www.xanga.com/noiseburrow
Rufus Wainwright gave my uncle a handjob.
Rob Crow encouraged the Muppet Civil War henceforth compromising my dignity
Destroyer sunk my Battleship
Good one, grzond
Rumors about me viciously spread by The Liars
Noel Gallagher stole my songs
GIGANTIC ROFLcopter. THANKS ‘GUM, you made my day.
win butler plays basketball. bet he shoots underhanded and only watches the wnba.
Jeff Tweedy Sold Me a Used Jetta.
The Polyphonic Spree took my acid
Amy Millan stole my whisky
Voxtrot made fun of my Gammy
The Donnas got way more than their fair share of promo money!
The Eyeliners made me Emo.
The Decemberists stole Christmas.
The National borrowed my sweater and returned it with a stain.
Beth Ditto stole my sandwich!
The Decemberists stole Christmas.
Mika flamboyantly absconded with my scooter.
Christopher Marlow wrote my plays
Whoops double post. Fuck.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs stole my girlfriend (all 3 of them)
Dingo ate my baby…oh wait…
Spoon forked my knife!
fall out boy tickled my cornhole…i’m not joking, that fucker pete wentz was the worst offender. my poor, ex-virgin cornpipe
Phil Spector shot me in the mouth and killed me.
Arctic Monkeys ate my bananas
http://arcadefirestolemyballs.blogspot.com
Jeff Mangum ruined my game of shuttlecock.
didn’t carlos d allegedly give someone herpes?
Marilyn Manson robbed my cradle
Animal Collective gave my dog rabies.
Voxtrot bummed a ride from me to the airport, and didn’t say thanks.
“Mika flamboyantly absconded with my scooter”
^Props to hondo for this winner right here
Youth Culture Killed My Dog
ExplosionsInTheSkyStoleMyThunder.com
Conor Oberst burrowed underneath my house and stole it’s support beams
Camera Obscura were overly earnest in my general direction.
^^ lol!
Milli Vanilli stole my idea
Death Cab for Cutie took a bat to my mailbox.
Interpol cracked my Creme Brulee.
Amy Winehouse left my cake out in the rain.
The Cold War Kids taped over my wedding video.
The Dandy Warhols cancelled Veronica Mars.
(sorry if this is a double post, comments are a bit twitchy today)
Somebody *please* make a t-shirt with the Decemberist quote on one side and the Sufjan quote on the other. I’d buy it in a heartbeat.
Art Brut used a metal spatula on my non-stick pan and scratched the shit out of it.
Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles.
Amy Winehouse stole my drink.
Billy Joel crashed into my house.
Pepper’s Ghost stole my sample ballot.
Heres a true one…Michelle Malone and Drag The River stole my zippo. I dislike them so!
Wow, you guys are just too good!
“Conor Oberst burrowed underneath my house and stole it’s support beams” and “Camera Obscura were overly earnest in my general direction” ftw