As mentioned a couple of months ago, filming for the forthcoming Hanks/Malkovich flick The Great Buck Howard, in which Clap Your Hands Say Yeah play an indie rock band called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, is well under way. And even if you aren’t into the Clap, detest the Hanks, or couldn’t care less about being John Malkvoich … you gotta admit, this pic is surreal. You can barely see Alec. There’s John. And of course Colin Hanks, looking embarrassed. Or trying to look cool.

So let’s play “read Tom’s mind” (to make it easier on ya, we added thought bubbles and everything.) We’ll get you started with a few possibilities:
1. “Grab your Hanks, say what?”
2. “Eat your heart out, Peter Scolari.”
3. “I like turtles.”
Your turn.
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Is that a Colin Hanks cardboard cut-out? He doesn’t look like he’s actually in the shot. Seriously, WHO MAKES COLIN HANKS CARDBOARD CUT-OUTS?
haha, colin looks so disgusted. and malkovich is starting to look old. that’s sad
“I am Spartacus.”
“why does my son look like mr. bean?”
“finally a band as bland as me!”
Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich?
wow, colin looks like he’s having SO MUCH FUN
tom hanks is awesome
malkovich is even wearing grandpa pants up under his armpits
“Why is everybody adding the graffiti application on facebook? I mean, I am Tom Hanks, I rocked that Polar Express shit. My ankles and balls are being gorved by a hip band, so this better get in Spin. Tom Hanks out.”
WILSON!!!
“We got on this band train about a year late.”
“Yeah… I hope they don’t start clapping their hands.”
“I’m a grown man Christ’s sake.”
“i gotta save Bubba!”
“I’m indie”
“trust me guys, this pic is going to make for a REAL wacky caption contest!”
“http://de.geocities.com/l_project_3/biobosum.jpg”
“This is more action than I’ve gotten from Rita in months.”
“picture time”
“watch where you put your hands”
“And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!” from BACHELOR PARTY!!!!!
“Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!” also from BACHELOR PARTY!!!! (seriously, he’s clearly thinking a line from bachelor party).
“Grab Hanks’ nads say Yeah!”
“Seriously folks. When this movie was in pre-production, they still hadn’t released “Some Loud Thunder.” So, sue me.”
colin – “dad, ur so embarAZSsingg omg i hope dis doesn’t get on myspace”
tom – “lawlz”
or even worse:
I’M IN UR STUDIO BREAKING UR HANDZ
“Who the hell are these guys?”
Porkchop snadwiches!
“who the hell are these guys? i’m tom hanks.”
oops, i didn’t read 2 comments up. i lose.
“these guys are sell outs”
“help me. please.”