As mentioned a couple of months ago, filming for the forthcoming Hanks/Malkovich flick The Great Buck Howard, in which Clap Your Hands Say Yeah play an indie rock band called Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, is well under way. And even if you aren’t into the Clap, detest the Hanks, or couldn’t care less about being John Malkvoich … you gotta admit, this pic is surreal. You can barely see Alec. There’s John. And of course Colin Hanks, looking embarrassed. Or trying to look cool.

So let’s play “read Tom’s mind” (to make it easier on ya, we added thought bubbles and everything.) We’ll get you started with a few possibilities:

1. “Grab your Hanks, say what?”
2. “Eat your heart out, Peter Scolari.”
3. “I like turtles.”

Your turn.

Comments (31)
  1. Christopher  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    Is that a Colin Hanks cardboard cut-out? He doesn’t look like he’s actually in the shot. Seriously, WHO MAKES COLIN HANKS CARDBOARD CUT-OUTS?

  2. Rob Z.  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    haha, colin looks so disgusted. and malkovich is starting to look old. that’s sad

  3. Luis  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “I am Spartacus.”

  4. “why does my son look like mr. bean?”

  5. makenzie  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “finally a band as bland as me!”

  6. Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich?

  7. seth  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    wow, colin looks like he’s having SO MUCH FUN

    tom hanks is awesome

    malkovich is even wearing grandpa pants up under his armpits

  8. calebs  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “Why is everybody adding the graffiti application on facebook? I mean, I am Tom Hanks, I rocked that Polar Express shit. My ankles and balls are being gorved by a hip band, so this better get in Spin. Tom Hanks out.”

  9. paul  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    WILSON!!!

  10. Greg  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “We got on this band train about a year late.”

  11. “Yeah… I hope they don’t start clapping their hands.”

  12. “I’m a grown man Christ’s sake.”

  13. jessiedoll61  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “i gotta save Bubba!”

  14. guitarhero  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “I’m indie”

  15. “trust me guys, this pic is going to make for a REAL wacky caption contest!”

  16. marsh  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “http://de.geocities.com/l_project_3/biobosum.jpg”

  17. Snarky McSnarkerson  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “This is more action than I’ve gotten from Rita in months.”

  18. guitarhero  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “picture time”

  19. Stephanie  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “watch where you put your hands”

  20. nbomb  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch!” from BACHELOR PARTY!!!!!

  21. nbomb  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “Let’s have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze!” also from BACHELOR PARTY!!!! (seriously, he’s clearly thinking a line from bachelor party).

  22. fred  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    “Grab Hanks’ nads say Yeah!”

  23. “Seriously folks. When this movie was in pre-production, they still hadn’t released “Some Loud Thunder.” So, sue me.”

  24. pearl  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    colin – “dad, ur so embarAZSsingg omg i hope dis doesn’t get on myspace”
    tom – “lawlz”

  25. pearl  |   Posted on Jul 5th, 2007

    or even worse:
    I’M IN UR STUDIO BREAKING UR HANDZ

  26. annie onymous  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2007

    “Who the hell are these guys?”

  27. thebeardedonion  |   Posted on Jul 6th, 2007

    Porkchop snadwiches!

  28. “who the hell are these guys? i’m tom hanks.”

  29. ginny  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2007

    oops, i didn’t read 2 comments up. i lose.

  30. smack pollack  |   Posted on Jul 9th, 2007

    “these guys are sell outs”

  31. “help me. please.”

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