Morrissey fanboards lit up after the Mozfather’s Jacksonville show two nights ago, when he unveiled a third unreleased song (see also: “That’s How People Grow Up,” “All You Need Is Me“) that was later reported to be titled “Wrapping My Arms Around Paris Hilton.” But knowing how much Moz talks about Paris, France, we were dubious he’d pull together a sarcastic ballad to the heir-head. Well shitty-as-ever YouTube footage from the 7/17 Jacksonville show is up, and here’s our stab at the lyrics…

I’m throwing my arms around Paris because
only stone and steel can accept my love

And really, it’s better this way. Let Moz save a pretty ballad for something with more meaning/permanence. Besides, Paris doesn’t need your hugs, Morrissey, she’s doing just fine … recording LP #2 with Scott Storch.

Shoot us.

Morrissey vows to restart Tour of Refusal, announces ‘Swords’ b ...
Portrait Night 6/14 (Morrissey) » Ben Towle: Cartoonist, Educator ...
Double Take | Menjou & Morrissey « The Selvedge Yard
The Smiths T Shirts: Morrissey
Morrissey, Bonnie DeEtt
MADISON/ SUN PRAIRIE - Bonnie DeEtt Morrissey, age 86, died on Feb. 10, 2012, at Kindred Hearts Assisted Living Center. Bonnie was born on March 12, 1925, in Caledonia, North Dakota, the daughter of Clarence and Ruby Stigen. Bonnie graduated from Plummer ...
Neil Morrissey's tasty new blonde
Somehow it was inevitable that Neil Morrissey would one day end up running his own pub. From playing the lager-loutish Tony in Men Behaving Badly to his investments in Dylan Thomas’s old drinking haunts in west Wales, Morrissey, 46, is no stranger to ...
Comments (3)
  1. Eugene  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2007

    The hilarious/depressing thing here is that when we hear the word Paris in a song lyric, our minds jump to a cheap party girl rather than the beautiful city that has symbolized romantic love for hundreds of years.

  2. Gavin  |   Posted on Jul 23rd, 2007

    I really don’t understand this obsession with Paris Hilton. Why do so many people care?

  3. proslaviy  |   Posted on Sep 15th, 2008

    Hi, how I can send PM?

Leave a Reply

Login

You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.

%s1 / %s2