Traversing Grant Park is draining when it’s 140°, so Satellite Party provided an opportune time to get hydrated. But damn if it didn’t seem Ash & Pete were on our tail. (We get delusional when we’re thirsty.)
Miss Simpson’s given us a lot to blog about over the years. Mr. Wentz, too. So don’t act all surprised we wanted the couple’s take on the forthcoming Cure LP. Pete’s burly bodyguard didn’t let us play paparazzi for long, though we’ll try again tonight. We did manage a few surreptitious snaps before everyone on-site save Eddie Vedder headed to Daft Punk.
You’re dying for a caption contest on that last pic, we know. OK, best comment gets his or her choice of Infinity On High CD or budget Brazilian rhinoplasty. Go!
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“here…look at this picture”.
Stephen, you’re totally in the top 2 so far.
Other sites which “Ms. Simpson” and “Mr. Wentz” are oft blogged about:
Nickelodeon.com
E!online.com
TRL.com
“Dude, look at these beaver shots of Ashlee that I took last night.”
hell yes Featherbottom.
p.s.- they’re looking at gay Star Wars porn.
“He moves away from the mic to take a breath is why … CHOCOLATE RAIN, get it?”
“No, dude, she’s totally lip syncing. You can tell from this picture!”
@Matt Matt: excellent!
I am ashamed of my Wayfarers now…must go google pictures of Britt Daniel
“yeah… jessica is hotter”
Wait, Ashley and Wentz are a couple now? Yeah,i guess that makes sense.
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“Pete, please don’t tell me that i’m looking at a picture of your penis”
“What IS that?
Oh, a band.”
“This ain’t a camera, it’s a goddamn arms race.”
“Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run arouuuund and desert youuuuuuu.”
TEH KITTEHZ WUZ IN MAH DIGICAM
DELETIN OWR NEKKID GRUPEE PIKZ!
“no one’s mouth is open in this picture so we aren’t actually talking LOL”
dude, look at the camera I just stole from that chick, it’s got nudes!
“raybans are so hot right now. raybans”
“see, i told you her glasses are bigger than mine… “
“check out my wang.”
“Much better than the ones hacked off my sidekick last year. Much better. “
“Okay, wow look at this one of Kate Hudson. Now here’s Ashlee again. Isn’t it uncanny? The rhinoplasty is a mysterious and wonderful thing.”
Also saw Danny Masterson clearly visible from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs’ backstage.
And heres the blackmail picture I have of the clear channel CEO that secures me radio play….
“dude, im telling you, daniel radcliffe is so much cuter!!”
Kaitlyn wins.
Though it’s a pity she didn’t bring up horses.
i really hate ashlee and i know every girl talks about how hot pete is yes i think hes hot but why is he going out with her he can have any girl he wonts well i just really wish thay dont get marryed in 2008 cuz on a website ashlee’s dad said that pete and ashlee r getting marryed in 2008 but he really loves her but if she herts him ill finder and hert her and i wont be the only 1 out side her gate
Dear God, please let the above be sarcasm.
P.S. Thanks for the hot girlfriend who is way out of my league.
Lots of love,
Eugene
“i really hate ashlee and i know every girl talks about how hot pete is yes i think hes hot but why is he going out with her he can have any girl he wonts well i just really wish thay dont get marryed in 2008 cuz on a website ashlee’s dad said that pete and ashlee r getting marryed in 2008 but he really loves her but if she herts him ill finder and hert her and i wont be the only 1 out side her gate”
Your comment makes me cry blood.
Wow, my two least favorite people in one post
@Eugene: You mean satire, not sarcasm. There’s a difference. Learn it.
there’s a difference!! LEarn it!!
damn it! i bought wayfarers two summers ago as a tribute to the coolness of Bob Dylan now every fuckin half assed musician and celebutante in the u.s. wears them so whenever i go out in mine, i get “nice paris hilton shades” or “hey! fall out boy sunglasses!”
fuck you all, Bob Dylan sunglasses assholes!
learn it. there’s a difference.
Noah, you’re right. Wrote that at 4:30 in the morning without paying much attention.
woah! pete dude, ashlee simpson nudes now too.
“Yes, you should definitely get that looked at.”
Yeah Featherbottom. What is this – In Touch Magazine?
Dude, I snapped this pic of my penis last night. It’s smaller in real life, don’t get overwhelmed.
“Look at my new drapes! Arent they Hard core Punk Rock, like my pop band?”
“This one’s going on my myspace”
which picture of my penis should i leak?
Did you notice that in those pix above, Pete and Ash were spotted togethe side by side only once?? and besides! Ash doesnt let Pete give his autograph to his girl fans when they walk on the street! How pathetic! She’s afraid of losing him, so she freakin watches his back and makes those other girls just disappear! she must be self concience because if I were dating Pete, I’d RESPECT him and let him give away autographs to anybody girl or boy if I KNEW he loved me!! He must not love her, and she knows it!
what are you doing taking shots of your dick man? if you’re not careful they’ll end up on the net or something.
JOE: “what are you doing taking shots of your dick man? if you’re not careful they’ll end up on the net or something.”
More of a question than a commentary…why are we all so fastinated by this?
Dude! Is THAT Ashlee? She’s nude!!
no pues solo para desir que peter wentz es el amor de mi vida y que no voe andar con nadie que no sea peter wentz ok? espero peter y estes de lo mejor te amo!!!
eres lo mejor que me a pasado peter te amo!! te amo!!! te amo!!
mi msn:
diamantinablanca_12@hotmail.com