Throw your computer out the window … Heidi Montag wants to make a Yaz record. The question is not will you forgive us for posting the Hills villain’s new song, but will you forgive her fiancé Spencer for rapping over Yazoo’s “Situation”?

Download the song

from KISS FM’s website, where DJ Ryan Seacrest premiered the song this morning.

Original tune (courtesy of fan-made YouTube vid) here:

Comments (25)
  1. L.C.  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2007

    I don’t even *know* that bitch anymore.

  2. adrienne  |   Posted on Aug 16th, 2007

    wow, shes okay, but that dude is ugly.

  3. STracer  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    I’m not here. This isn’t happening.

  4. erin  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    yessss YES! this is ripe for parody!

  5. melliemell  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    This scares me.

  6. Heidi Montag lost my support when she got the nose job.

  7. Jimmy James  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    Who the hell is Heidi Montag?

  8. KingHater  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    Dear Stereogum,

    Please embrace reason and take down this item immediately. There ain’t a news day slow enough.

    Sincerely,

    K.H.

  9. Veronica  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    This song is just as gay as Spencer is…. Maybe if Heidi took him out of the song it would be alright… but she doesn’t have much talent herself…

  10. what’s that noise? oh, it must be the earth imploding.

    Take it down Stereogum.

  11. mike  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    I actually like the song. It is very well produced and catchy. I am not a big spencer fan but heidi would do great on her own.

  12. jenna  |   Posted on Aug 17th, 2007

    I fucking love this song!!! Its amazing. why is everybody hating on her???? I dont get it. All that hating only proves that she is a star.

    Its been stuck in my head the whole night.

  13. Heidi on her new sound…

    “…very dance, urban, rhythmical, it’s kind of it’s own genre, in a way…”

    um, honey? it’s Yaz. from about 20+ years ago. with extra claps. and your assclown of a boyfriend out Diddy-ing Diddy. please to get over yourself.

  14. For God sake PLEASE lose the idiot who’s riding your coattail!!!! He looks like the biggest smug jerk!!! “But I love him!”

    Oh wahhhh! You’d go MUCH further if you’d just cut this butt mole off!

  15. $FLOWER$  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2007

    HEIDI MONTAG IS A STUPID POSER THAT IS GETTING HER STUPID ASS PLYED BY SPENCER!!! HELLO HAVENT U WATCHED THE SECOND SEASON OF THE HILLS U DUMB ASS!!!!! MANN SHE NEEDS TO GET A FUCKEN LIFE AND STOT TRYING TO BE SOMETHING SHES NOT!!HELLO HEIDI UR NOT A SINGER U WERENT A SINGER AND ULL NEVER BE A SINGER…IF ONE DAY U POP A CCD OUT PPL MITE BUY IT CUS THE JUST FEEL SORRY FOR UR SORRY ASS!! SHES A STUPID DUMBASS THAT CANT DO ANYTHING RITE!!! SHE SHOULD HAVE STUK NEXT TO LC INSTEAD OF FUKING UP HER LIFE NEXT TO HER POSER BOYFRIEND!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHES THE ONE THATS GOING TO BE SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES WILE ALL OF US ARE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!!!!! AT HER STUPID ASS!!!!
    AND AS FOR SPENCER NICE!!! U FOUND URSELF A STUPID ASS THAT YOU CAN EASILY MANIPULATE!! AND HEIDI STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SAYING SPENCER DOESNT MANIPULATE U!! WE ALL SAW UR LAME ASS CRYING FOR HIM ON THE HILLS SO GET OOVER IT U KNO ITS TRU!!!!

  16. $FLOWER$  |   Posted on Aug 18th, 2007

    HEIDI MONTAG IS A STUPID POSER THAT IS GETTING HER STUPID ASS PLYED BY SPENCER!!! HELLO HAVENT U WATCHED THE SECOND SEASON OF THE HILLS U DUMB ASS!!!!! MANN SHE NEEDS TO GET A FUCKEN LIFE AND STOT TRYING TO BE SOMETHING SHES NOT!!HELLO HEIDI UR NOT A SINGER U WERENT A SINGER AND ULL NEVER BE A SINGER…IF ONE DAY U POP A CCD OUT PPL MITE BUY IT CUS THE JUST FEEL SORRY FOR UR SORRY ASS!! SHES A STUPID DUMBASS THAT CANT DO ANYTHING RITE!!! SHE SHOULD HAVE STUK NEXT TO LC INSTEAD OF FUKING UP HER LIFE NEXT TO HER POSER BOYFRIEND!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHES THE ONE THATS GOING TO BE SUFFERING THE CONSEQUENCES WILE ALL OF US ARE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!!!!! AT HER STUPID ASS!!!!
    AND AS FOR SPENCER NICE!!! U FOUND URSELF A STUPID ASS THAT YOU CAN EASILY MANIPULATE!! AND HEIDI STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SAYING SPENCER DOESNT MANIPULATE U!! WE ALL SAW UR LAME ASS CRYING FOR HIM ON THE HILLS SO GET OOVER IT U KNO ITS TRU!!!!

  17. Liana  |   Posted on Aug 19th, 2007

    HEIDI NEEDS TO STOP PUTTING THAT BLEACH ON HER HEAD AND STOP ACTING LIKE SPENCER NEW PUPPY. BITCH SHOULD BE DISAPPOINTED OF HERSELF FOR THINKING SPENCER IS EVEN EYE CANDY…GIRL LOOK AT HIM, HE IS BUTT ASS UGLY. HE DIDNT EVEN GIVE U A REAL DIAMOND RING, IT JUST A COLOR STONE WITH LITTLE ASS CHIPS OF DIAMONDS ALL OVER AND HE GOT IT AT AN ANTIQUE STORE WHICH MEANS… USED,BITCH!! SPENCER THINKS HIS BAD CAUSE HE USING DADDY MONEY, DADDY BEACH HOUSE, AND DADDY CONNECTIONS. IS DADDY PAYING THE WEDDING TOO? SPENCER IS DUMB ASS HOLLYWOOD WANT TO BE..
    thank you xoxo

  18. Jennifer  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2007

    WHAT A JOKE SPENCER SUCKS.

  19. Jenn  |   Posted on Aug 21st, 2007

    his daddy is a dentist how much could he make I have never heard of him.no wonder she recorded a song. Foster is Brody’s Step Dad

  20. nikkililmama  |   Posted on Aug 22nd, 2007

    WOW! THAT DOESN’T EVEN SOUND LIKE HER! THAT TRACK IS REALLY SUCKY! SPENCER IS SUCH A POSER!! HEIDI AND SPENCER ARE NOT MENT TO BE!

  21. cutensmartamazin  |   Posted on Aug 22nd, 2007

    i don’t think i like heidi very much after watching the last few episodes of the 1st season of the hills and the beginning of the 2nd season.. i think shes very spiteful and she claims she didnt start sex tape rumors about lauren and jason, but in a preview of a future episode from the 2nd season of the hills she made a comment 2 her clown ugly ass boyfriend spencer that maybe lauren and jason were in “movie making action again”. that jus angered me and i wished right then that i was lauren so i couldve pulled her by her bleach blond ponytail and toss her lil ass out a window. shes a real btch and she forgets that its laurens show.. hollywood got 2 her head.. and spencer looks evil, i see him and i hear the tune from the omen.. i swear he jus looks like the grim reaper himself. lol.. anyway i know their relationship won’t last and if it does its gonna be a very unhappy one. but it should definitely last longer than their music career.

  22. eileen  |   Posted on Sep 1st, 2007

    ah, i KNEW i recognized that music…thanks so much for putting the original up. i was going crazy trying to figure out who did it before already.

    idk, i like the beats so much that it actually makes up for the fact that heidi (and even worse, spencer) is singing in it.

    i like heidi okay, but i stopped being on her side when she let spencer convince her to get a nose and boob job. her old nose looked way better. she is way fugz now.

  23. Don’t get me wrong when I say that I like the song, but how coincidental is it that the lyrics and rap fit exactly into what is currently or has been going on with The Hills episodes (e.g. the beginning of the third episode when Heidi makes fun of LC and/or Audrina say that Heidi is “brainwashed” by Spencer.

    I listened to the Ryan Seacrest interview with Heidi after he premiered the song. I think the whole ploy to make money is to “accidentally” release the song to a half-ass like Ryan “Gaycrest” and play it off like it was just “playing around in the studio” and then continue to say that she didn’t want that to be the first single on the charts.

    I’m sorry, but the lyrics are too “right on” and the recording is too “refined” (an old song sampling like that can’t just be used like they did without the legal clearance from the original song artist) for it to be a rough cut audio that Heidi and Spencer are claiming it to be (hence the Vanilla Ice/Under Pressure lawsuit – apologies extended on that reference. Am I overthinking things here? I don’t particularly think so.

    On a personal note, Heidi’s singing voice (at leaast on that track) is too good sounding for her looks. For reference see pic above.

  24. beck  |   Posted on Sep 20th, 2007

    This is so bad that words escapte me. I’m so upset for listening to it, because I was a better, stronger, smarter person, prior to listening to that song. I just witnessed my IQ level drop significantly as the song progressed. DAMN YOU HEIDI AND SPENCER!!! PS- does anyone else think that spencer has a big forehead?

  25. Lavinia  |   Posted on Oct 8th, 2007

    LOL….HEIDI AND HER SCUMMY ASS MAN NEED TO REALIZE THEY AIN’T SHIT!!!!!!LOL….I LOVED IT WHEN ELODIE FUCKED HER OVER AND HEIDI HAD TO LEAVE HER LIL ANNIVERSARY DINNER TO GO TO WORK…..HAHAHAHA THATS WHAT U GET BITCH!!!!!

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