Shakespeare’s alright, but c’mon, you know he never hooked shit up like this. In an interview with Radar, today’s Bigmouth explains why he’s smarter than the average pop star…

“It’s harder than you think to write the sort of song that keeps your attention and entices you to sing it verbatim later. It’s easy, if you’re a poet, to write complex verses like, ‘I’m coming after you like VWXYZ.’ Just think about that. It’s like, ‘You, V does come after U! That’s fucking crazy!’ My mind thinks like that all the time, coming up with crazy clever metaphors and rhymery things.”

Guess the poet who knows it, and take the jump for the answer.


We knew well will.i.am had a punny name, but this takes the Black Eyed Peas rhymer to a new level: “It’s like, if you and Tom Landry were doing the laundry, because, like, if you put a U in ‘landry’, in the right place, it spells ‘laundry.’”

Dude needs his own episode of Sesame Street.

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Comments (12)
  1. matty ice  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    i hate this guy.

  2. mobetta  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    i always assume its Kanye West

  3. Sean  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    hahahahahahaha

  4. “rhymery things” = amazing. until that little nugget i thought it could be kanye, too.

  5. what a idiot

  6. retarded.I.am  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    “But, don’t you get it?

    my name is William, but my rhymery name is will.i.am. Which is complex because people also call me will. So, therefor will is who i am.

    I’m as brilliant as Fergie is ugly.”

  7. jdubs  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    ahh, damn you retarded.i.am!

    how can i try to make fun of will.i.am. after that post?

  8. Dw Dunphy  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    Will – I – Am! I can break my name apart and sound like Yoda! I’m a genius!

  9. “I’m coming after you like VWXYZ” is neither metaphor nor “rhymery”

  10. alexis  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    lmao
    I guessed Kanye, but Kanye can actually write, so I was skeptical.
    Go away will.i.am.

  11. Christopher  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2007

    Sadly, that’s one of the best rhymes I’ve heard him create – AND IT DIDN’T EVEN RHYME.

  12. Ashrey  |   Posted on Sep 18th, 2007

    What the….

    Whatch out Michael Jackson, there’s a new guy on the playground taking inspiration from the kiddies.

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